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MQTA S2 E83…. Man decides that he can read fortunes by fondling the twins… Forgiveness is swallowing when you want to spit…. Balls of the Month Club… When you see an Anaconda for the first time, be sure to beat it!!!

MQTA S2 E82…. Gordon Ramsay stung by a Jellyfish in a very private place…. Heather makes a balloon animal…. Learn a special reason to leave work for a few hours…. There once was man who caught a fish and inside the of the fish there was a “big surprise”!!!

MQTA S2 E81….. A Guy got bitten in a very sensitive area for a second time by a spider!!! A crime boss “accidentally” shot himself in the private area!!! Dino the dinosaur gets some lovin’!!!!

MQTA S2 E80….. Oh no!!! Not another spider in Bananas!!!.... A man really really loves shrubbery (Don’t let Adrian check his tires!)…. Bigfoot caught having fun with himself “It was a Mutha Buggar Bigfoot!”

MQTA S2 E79….. People on a cliff see “Full Exposure” and were not impressed…. April Fool’s Day Viagra re-visited…. Disorderly Conduct at a funeral…. An interesting way to play pool…. Anti-Gun Campaign that is fun for the family….

MQTA S2 E78…. Guy is so upset with his wife that jail is better than living with her…. Buy a pair of balls for stress relief…. And now…. In Italy… You can relief your stress a different way!!!! And Britain could have went to war over a Horse Appendage….. Happy Laughs!!!!

MQTA S2 E77…. Learn how much it costs to retrieve a shoe…. McDonald’s - I’m lovin’ it…. If you lost your phone in a toilet, send your friend in after it…. 18th Century leather toy…. And a naked mule-kick to the family jewels for one police officer!!!

MQTA S2 E76 – Guess what a fisherman caught on the end of his line?? It was a big one!!..... Listen to what this Gorilla-acting man did!! A man was caught in bed with someone and said “I thought it was my wife!”…..

MQTA S2 E75 – Pregnant wife goes in to have a baby and the husband has his hemorrhoids removed accidently…. Interesting road drawings and Candyland…. Looking for Loo- ove in all the wrong places and married by A Pasta!!!

MQTA S2 E74….. A ninety year old looks for some action and gets robbed…. Every woman needs one of these dogs…. And the world’s largest toy!!!

MQTA S2 E73…. For $60K you can build your own woman (It comes with a handbook)….. You can now live in a “Love Dart”…. Pole-dancing woman in labor…. And a wonderful picture of a Duck!!!

MQTA S2 E72 – Don’t miss the Indiana Jones Episode…. Milk a Cockroach…. Watch your yin-yang tattoo…. Lap Dances for Charity…. You can be assaulted by a toy…. And Eyeball Soup!!!

MQTA S2 E71 – Bacon Soda....Red Light districts are like a nice worn patch on a quilt…. An amateur surgeon removes a sensitive part of a man in a hotel…. Bet you didn’t know that you could get this in a Chicken Coop…. and…. Adrian isn’t getting his order this week! Anyone want to help him out?!?

YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS ONE!!! ....... MQTA S2 E70 – It’s the Jellybean Episode!! Learn about the Dumpy Pervert….. These shorts can transform your sex life….. In China, you can get a doll for a “life” partner….

MQTA S2 E69….. The Phantom Turdler is GOD…. Oh, No!!! VR Porn Festival in Tokyo was Canceled… A man is grounded safely after being struck by lightning because of his Rod…. Pick your own lover and take her home. PS…. she won’t eat much or complain…

MQTA S2 E68…. Porn for the visually impaired… Guess what you can get with your coffee!!!.... Heather gets to the staggering number of -110…. You have to watch the DVD extras!!! Find Adrian’s Garden of Shame with a Dog!!

MQTA S2 E67 - Someone is trying to get a Restraining Order against God…..Did you know that you can fix a dent in a car with a “Pleasure Aid”? and…. Learn about the Euro 2016 Mascot “Super Victor” and…. A man with a Mercedes has a BIG Issue!!

MQTA S2 E66…. You can Die from that?!?! If your neighbors are too noisy while making love, you can always set fire to your own apartment!!.... Who stole the Poo!!! Let us tell you how to play MARBLES!!!

MQTA S2 E65…. That is NOT how to make Cinnamon Rolls (with sound effects!!)… and do it for Mom!!.... BIG axe fight over a SMALL Penis….. And Ohhh so much more!!! You will not be disappointed!!

MQTA S2 E64…. You can now Lick Your Cat!! How to print money to visit Strippers…. Naughty Cartoons… No man can resist a sexy drain pipe!!