Garbage Theatre

Time for part 2 of the Garbage Theatre Vomit Comet! Next up is the Australian horror/comedy 'Body Melt'! Listen along as we try to figure out what direction this movie is trying to go in, if any bodies will actually MELT, and why John keeps doing this to us.

Its time for our Special Month, and this time its the Garbage Theatre Vomit Comet! Four gut churning movies to make us squirm in our seats and make us sick to our stomachs. Up first its the brazenly offensive 'The Suckling'. Be forewarned, theres some touchy subject material in this one! 

Season 4 is at a close! Join us as we look not-so-fondly back on the 12 movies we watched this season. We do our Worst-of-the-Worst list, give out awards, attempt to fix a few select picks and have some Chinese Wishing Box fun! We take the Exam to find out the seasons winner and who will be competing in our upcoming Special Month! 

Its time for the final movie of Season 4 and boy oh boy is it a fitting end. John brings us yet another listener pick, 'Rock & Roll Nightmare'! Confusion abound as we try to decipher what this movies purpose for existing is. SPOILER ALERT! We never figure it out!

Blake resurrects Johns first pick of the season that was struck down by the Sword of Vandammoclese...'Wish Upon' starring Ryan Phillipe, and boy howdy are we glad we got to watch this. Listen along as we go through all the unintentional comedy that this movie had to offer as well as elevator physics and the intelligence of ancient Chinese wishing demons. 

Merry Christmas folks! Join us for some holiday cheer with a movie that is completely devoid of cheer...holiday or otherwise...'Lycanthrope'! Listen along as we wonder just what the point of this movie is, where all the damn werewolves are at, and whether or not Michael Winslow is doing enough sound effects. Also we have a little holiday themed fun after the movie discussion!

This is the one that almost broke us folks. Johns revenge pick, 'Love on a Leash'. Join us as we struggle to muster the willpower to go on after having to watch this war crime of a movie. There are so many questions...and so few answers. 

WE'RE BACK! Sorry for the delay folks but we are back on track with our first fan pick episode, 'Killing American Style'! Listen along as we get back into the groove of having our souls crushed by these terrible movies...and this one is no exception!

Next up we have the Indiana Jones/Jaws mash-up that is 'Shark in Venice' starring Stephen Baldwin! Listen along as we go through our most ill-informed episode yet, as we avoid easily googled facts at all costs to try and figure out how this mythical city of Venice even functions, wether its 'Venicians' or 'Venisons', and just which Baldwin brother is actually the worst. 

This episode of Garbage Theatre, John delivers an unsurprisingly butt-tastic slasher flick, "The Killer Workout" AKA "Aerobicide"! Listen along as we try to tell the difference between Tony and Jimmy, try to figure out why people keep coming to this murder-gym, and find out if John can stop drooling long enough to give us his five questions.

First there was Swamp Ape. Then Fungicide. Now we have what could very well be the WORST movie we have ever watched on Garbage Theatre. THE AMAZING BULK! Listen along as we try to make sense of this absolute NONSENSE of a movie and come out alive on the other side.

Its time for Chase's 'for real' pick this week, and he 'for real' let everyone down again! Its 'Gunan: King of the Barbarians'! Listen along as we try desperately to find things to talk about in this nothing of a movie, and wind up latching on to a weak premise involving stars and run with it for the entire episode!

With a massive whiff of the Sword of Vandammecles, Chase delivers the colossal letdown that is 'No Retreat, No Surrender'. Listen along as we discuss just how little Van Damme is in this movie, count how many times our heroes retreat and/or surrender, and try to figure out just how old these "teenagers" actually are.

It's time for the now infamous 'Episode 2' of each Garbage Theatre season, and Blake hits us with 'For Y'ur Height Only' starring the one and only Weng Weng! Listen along as we try to figure out the depth of Agent 00's gadgets, just how many facilities he can infiltrate in a night, and the mother of all ending twists!

Season 4 is here and we kick it off with our 50th movie, 'Legend of the Chupacabra'! Listen along as we question the credentials of these "experts" and try to figure out just what this films version of the chupacabra actually is. 

For the final installment of our 4 part 'Shark Month' special, we have 'The Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre'! With a title like that...its...its gonna be pretty bad. Listen along as we close out our month long shark celebration!

Next in our Shark Month 2018 special is 'Empire of the Sharks'! A loose sequel to 'Planet of the Sharks' that we watched last year, we know what we're getting into with another Asylum film...or did we? Listen along as we slog through this horrid movie, figure out if it actually is a sequel or not, and debate wether or not we should ever watch another Asylum film again!

In part 2 of 'Shark Month 2018' we watch the Italian plagiarism-fest 'The Last Shark'! Listen along as we discuss this nearly beat-for-beat Jaws rip-off and see just how many Jaws quotes we can shoehorn into this episode.

It's time for our second annual SHARK MONTH SPECIAL! First up in our 4 episode celebration of terrible shark movies, its the sequel to an old Garbage Theatre classic '3-Headed Shark Attack'. It's '5-HEADED SHARK ATTACK!' We skipped right over 4 heads to bring more headed action...to your...heads. Yeah.

With Season 3 behind us, we reflect on this truly agonizing collection of "movies". As always, we give our 'Worst of da Worst" lists, give out awards, and some other surprises. We also finish off this seasons contest with 'The Exam' to find out who will be competing in 'Shark Month 2018'!