Garbage Theatre

We're BACK! Well...Blakes back so that means we can shut up about Star Wars and continue with Shark Month 2019! If anyone remembers, we watched 'Sharkman' about a century ago...and it shows! Listen along as we hobble back into rhythm desperately trying to recall this unwatchable bore-fest. SPOILER WARNING: This episode devolves into chaos around act 3......we're rusty folks.

Time for Part 2...Episode 2...Episode II??? of our Star Wars special series! This time around, John and Chase discus the Star Wars side stories, 'Rogue One' and 'Solo' and the hypocrisy flies as we come off the defensive and onto the offensive! Also, Blakes rebuttal to Part 1, and OUR rebuttal to his rebuttal!

As we put our Shark Month on hold due to Blake needing to take a brief hiatus, John and Chase decide to tackle a topic near and dear to all of our hearts...Star Wars! In this special we will cover the controversy over the sequels, 'The Force Awakens' and 'The Last Jedi'...and to quote Luke.."this is not going to go how you think!"

Shark Month 2019 is upon us and we start it off with the next installment of the timeless 'Headed' franchise, '6-Headed Shark Attack'! Listen along as we get increasingly more angry at the most hatable cast of characters we've ever encountered, try to figure out just how big this shark is, and Blake goes on a rant!

Season 5 is officially in the bag! Join us for our Finale Special where we reflect on the season, compile our Worst of the Worst lists, give out some awards, Franken-ize some movies, and launch Shark Month 2019! Be sure to check out our Hocus Pocus: Halloween Special we just posted as well!

It's time for a surprise special edition of Garbage Theatre! We decided on an impromptu Halloween Special to decide who is joining Chase to compete in Shark Month 2019! The movie we picked...well, lets just say we're fairly confident we are going to divide the audience on this one, as we decided on a Halloween "classic" that the three of us think is HIHGLY overrated! Listen along and find out wether Blake or John comes out victorious in the most epic Garbage Theatre quiz segment we've ever done!

We arrive at the finish line of Season 5, wheezing and out of breath...much like the star of our final movie! We close out this season with 'Absolution' the final movie in Steven Seagals trilogy of stupid. Listen along as we manage to lose more respect for this insufferable human being, and find out just who is victorious for Season 5!

The end of the season is sight but first we have to trudge through the sluggish speedbump that is 'Battle for the Lost Planet'. Listen along as we try to figure out what genre of movie this wants to be, question the connection between the narrator and the main character, and just generally try to stay awake. Eleven down...one to go!

We were forced to suffer the head trauma that was 'Scorpion Thunderbolt'...John's unholy Godfrey Ho movie pick. Listen along as we desperately try to decipher the absolute CHAOS that is this movie and generally hate on John for putting us through this nonsense.

This week we watched 'Frankenhooker'! In an action packed episode, listen along as Blake drops his nefarious twist, Chase drops an antiquated medical knowledge bomb on John, John drops a much expected bombshell on Chase, and we all just agree this movie was pretty funny.

It's all swords, sandals, and milky man-thighs this week on Garbage Theatre! We watched 'The Warrior & the Sorceress' starring David Carradine. Listen along as we discuss the incredibly small scale of this conflict and give John a hard time for all the gratuitous nudity. 

We're back with another fan pick! The 80s poor mans Top Gun...'Iron Eagle'! Listen along as we all have very different opinions of this movie. We discuss the logistics of 'Flying the Snake', high schoolers stealing F-16s and you know Blake has a rant ready to go! 

We've got an action packed episode this week folks, we watched 'Night of the Were-Rooster'! Listen along as we dissect this travesty of a movie, discussing topics such as hobo-clowns, New Orleans vampires, and Henry Cavill's moustache. Oh yeah...and John got bit by a dog!

Here we go again folks! Yet another talking animal movie to push us to the brink of insanity. We watched 'A Talking Cat' starring Eric Roberts as the cat. Dare I say this is 'better' than 'Love on a Leash' but...just barely. Come along for the ride and pray for us that we don't have to watch the talking pony sequel anytime soon!

Its back to the ol' crypto-well with our next pick, 'Rise of the Chupacabras'! Listen along as we marvel at the top shelf special effects, try to count how many people are fully armed in this movie, and we attempt to figure out the idiotic twist ending.

Its an interesting one this week folks, as we watched Blakes pick, "Morons from Outer Space". A movie that Chase hated, Blake loved, and John was indifferent towards. Listen along as we discuss wether or not this movie was actually terrible, try to figure out what it was actually about, and make unhealthy comparisons to Mel Brooks.

Sorry for the delay in the new episode folks, but here it is! The film that put the final nail in the Dark Universes coffin...The Mummy, starring Tom Cruise! Listen along as we try to figure out what kind of movie this is supposed to be, try to figure out the rules of this mummies powers, and explore the depths of Dr Jekylls naming conventions.

Its time for Season 5 to get started and man, was this first movie a lesson in false advertisement! We watched 'Fireback' starring Richard Harrison and BARELY starring the cool looking gun on the poster! Listen along as we suffer through Richards fruitless attempts at locating his kidnapped wife and marvel at this most unimpressive rogues gallery! 

The Garbage Theatre Vomit Comet comes to a nauseating halt with our final disgusting movie...'Street Trash'! Listen along as we ponder the intricate nuances of this dystopian hobo-society and Chase & John take the final quiz to find out who comes out on top in this Special Month!

Part 3 of the Garbage Theatre Vomit Comet is upon us and...is actually a refreshing change of pace from the first two movies. Its 'The Nest', a movie thats a cornucopia of other movie rip-offs! Listen along as we discus the jerk of a police cheif, house rules Monopoly, and the poor poor poor waitress.