Garbage Theatre

Our final movie of Season 3 is the followup to 'Atlantic Rim'..'Atlantic Rim: Resurrection'! Join in as we slog through this travesty of a movie, discussing terrible pilot nicknames, monster sex, and how much we miss Graham Greene. 

This week, the Garbage Theatre gang tackles 'Warriors of the Wasteland' AKA 'The New Barbarians'!  Listen along as we break down this post apocalyptic worlds "technology", "fashion", and by far the silliest man-rape scene put on celluloid. 

Up next is the Asylum made kaiju rip-off 'Atlantic Rim'! Listen along as we take apart this shameless rush-job of a movie, discuss 'Sharti Gras', and the ham-fisted attempt at a romantic subplot. Also, does Blake give us a lecture on the technical details of oil rigs? Thats a damn good question!

We watched 'Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins'! The unlicensed live-action adaptation of the Dragon Ball anime. And it was...surprisingly faithful. Listen along as we discuss the movie's shifting tone, how disgusting Master Roshi is, and just why did Grandpa Gohan teach Goku about rapists. 

John shows that he's still in the running for 'Worst of the Worst' by having us watch 'Born Into Mafia'! Listen along as we pick apart this bare bones movie, puzzle over the directors decision to incorporate thought bubbles, and are nearly killed by the movies 'Shyamalan' twist!

Blake strikes again with another totally unwatchable movie! The China Salesman "starring" Steven Seagal and Mike Tyson! Listen along as we try to figure out just who this movie is for, what the hell is going on, and whether or not any of it actually matters. This episode could easily have been one of our longest, but thankfully we all hit the fast forward button halfway through viewing this travesty. 

This week we watch one of the most confusing movies to date...'Blood Beat'! Listen along as we discuss the nonexistent plot, how a samurai fits into all this, and the dangers of the female orgasm.

He's baaaack! Blake dropped Ex-Seagal-ibur so we had to watch 'The Glimmerman' starring Steven Seagal! Listen along as we discuss Mr. Seagals wardrobe choices, Blake tells Seagal anecdotes, and we try to break our Seagal movie record for food-puns. 

Sorry this episode was late folks but this damned buffalo won't do anything we tell it!  We watched Buffalo Rider and BOY was it not at all what we were hoping it would be! Join us as we discuss what happens when you try to shoot a movie around wild and untrained animals, the incessant ramblings of the narrator, and the adventures of ol' Bandit!  Chase & John take the bonus point quiz and something unspeakable happens during John's 'Coming A-trash-ions'!

This week we watched the Frank Stallone classic 'Terror in Beverly Hills'! Listen along as we dive into this action packed adventure, figuring out if it actually stars Frank at all, and how delighted we all were by Cameron Mitchell's acting choices.

Words do not exist to describe this weeks movie 'Fungicide' If you were a fan of us tackling 'Swamp Ape', then this one is right up your alley. We are all changed men from watching this one. Truly a cant-miss episode!

Garbage Theatre is back with Season 3!  We open up with Time Barbarians staring the one and only Malibu from American Gladiators! Listen along as we discuss the inept antagonist, Doran's civilian clothing, and how minuscule his kingdom is.

Apologies for the delay, the holiday season was rife with stomach viruses and an abscessed tooth that put a slight bump in our schedule...but we're back!  We close out our Holiday Month with 'Elves'! Listen along as we work our way through this fever dream of a movie and find out whether Blake or John comes out victorious!

Up next in our 'Chestnuts Roasting on a Dumpster Fire' Holiday special is one of the biggest box office bombs of all time! The Nutcracker in 3D! Listen to us try to get to the bottom of what ruined this 90 million dollar movie, what could have saved it, and why the hell Albert Einstein is in it. 

Up next in our 'Chestnuts Roasting on a Dumpster Fire' Holiday Month is 'Krampus:Unleashed'! Listen along as we discuss if this is actually a bigfoot movie in disguise, how horrible this family is to each other, and how the timeline makes no damn sense!

Tis the season and we're celebrating Garbage Theatre style with our 'Chestnuts Roasting on a Dumpster Fire' Holiday Month! First up, its Gary Busey in 'The Gingerdead Man'! Listen along as we discuss the elaborate steps needed to create such a creature, the surprising lack of seasonality, and then Blake & John go head-to-head in the quiz!

That's a wrap on Garbage Theatre Season 2!  Blake comes out on top with John in a close second to compete in our special Holiday Month which runner-up Chase will be moderating.  Listen along as we look back on the season, count down our five 'Worst of the Worst' list, best lines of the season, pitch our 'Fighting Stuff in the Woods' movies, and introduce our Holiday Month!

We're back from our Thanksgiving break and we have not one but TWO episodes for you this week! First up, we watched Johns pick Carnage! Listen as we go through this extremely dated yet not really THAT old movie of ghosts, brides, string, and bathtubs.  The results of this seasons contest are locked in, so no quiz this week. Just enjoy the ride! Be sure to check out our Season 2 Finale Special which was also posted along with this episode!

Here is the conclusion of Garbage Theatre Presents 'A Zombie Croc', where this weeks quiz spells certain doom for one of our hosts! 

This week, we unfortunately had to watch 'A Zombie Croc'. A movie so terrible it seeped its way into our internet and caused all kinds of technical problems! Listen along as we recoil in horror at the racist undertones of this "movie" and at just how unbelievably long it is! We actually had to split it into two parts!