Goop Yourself

We discuss a very dubious Gwyneth/Brad rumor, how Gwyneth is finally getting mistaken for her mother, and a gendered reading of the low fat/low carb debate before getting into the newsletters. This week we talk Goop finally taking the right stance on vaccines, useless sweet potato breakfast recipes, a queer feminist wealth manager, Jean's hairbrush tips, a toddler food delivery service, clean acne solutions, and a Goop sponsored Smoky Mountain vacation.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We do a quick recap of the Marvel Cinematic Universe through the lens of the only superhero that matters (Gwyneth) before jumping into the newsletters. We discuss the launch of the $150 Goop Glow Face Peels, which Goop ladies are camera ready, why gluten-free cbd brownies are depressing, and how to make surviving an earthquake elitist. Go to patreon.com/goopyourself and sign up for extra content for as little as $1 per month! xx See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Audio issues are fixed, hooray!! We discuss Apple vs. Gwyneth, the Beverly Hills Hotel boycott, and the new Avengers poster before diving into the newsletters. This week is all about Peruvian plant energy, eyebrow maintenance, spring skirts, fancy sheets, sexy foam roller workouts, bad quizzes and broccoli tots.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we discuss the poster for Gwyneth's new Netflix show "The Politician," Aggie's continuing cannabis adventures, and Bryan's ongoing stew obsession. Then we dive into the newsletters - covering color blocking, bonus parents, botanical vodkas, pore protocol, a hellish sounding In Goop Health, urinary incontinence, and a brand new product from our favorite fancy serum.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We have a deep conversation about Gwyneth's continuing relationship to Marvel movies and Aggie's possible pothead conversion before discussing this week's newsletters. We touch on an expensive back massager, a simple skincare routine, high/low pizza, women on the go, and a new Keto doctor. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Aggie's desperate to start a diet but is sticking to her guns, Bryan's reintroducing lentils to his diet after the trauma of the Four Hour Body, and Gwyneth is manspreading and renouncing her acting career in the New York Times. After a roundup of the "news" we discuss the week's newsletters. We talk about the endless GMO debate, astrology for self-acceptance, a $400 Tata Harper serum, how goop is good for female entrepreneurs, how Old Navy is saving feminism, a new way to breathe, and why French drugstore products are better than "natural" skincare.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Special guest Amber Petty (The Masked Podcast) joins Aggie and Bryan to share her own diet journey and dissect the latest Goop newsletters. We talk evangelical underwear, luxury vape pens, the latest from Barry Michaels (RIP Phil?), Gwyneth's après ski counter suit, a hairbrush primer, alkaline water, meat grown in labs, and the launch of Goop's vitamin chews! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

There's a lot of Gwyneth gossip this week - we run down her exit from Marvel, fights with Weinstein, and her appearance at Jennifer Aniston's 50th. Then we talk about this week's newsletters, discussing Aggie's skin care crisis, the concept of Twin Flames, harissa meatball soup, $700 shirt dresses, CBN (the new CBD), Jean's floral scent, and Bryan's mind-gut connection.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We talk about Aggie's post-Valentine's Day hangover, Bryan's purple energy drinks, and a Goopy parsnip soup before discussing a delightful week of newsletters. We cover post-breakup detoxes, screen time apologists, goop condoms, clean shampoo, Cabo vacations, and the new Ralph Nader.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We discuss the breaking Netflix/Goop news before talking about this week's newsletters. We cover vibrating gold bars for your face, sobriety stories, the return of the Toxic Avenger, astrological sex therapy, oil cleansers, chickpeas for breakfast, Ayurvedic anti-depressants, and if this is the end of Goop Magazine? EDIT: This was recorded minutes before the MAGAZINE REFUND email went out. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

There's a lot of Goop news this week. We discuss the "hit-and-run" lawsuit against Gwyneth, her interview with presidential trashfire Howard Schultz, and the NYTimes viral stew before plunging in to the newsletters. We also talk natural lipstick, self-tanner, corporate mentorship, chronic pain, sustainability for rich kids, flower shops, and compost bins. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Aggie and Bryan chat about our wildly inconsistent diet and exercise routines before discussing the latest newsletters. We go over the Gwyneth/Antoni meatloaf duel, Jean's $45 moisturizing bar, workplace accessories, the overuse of "paradigm," how metal straws are the new donabes, if Aggie should join a wine club, and can you replace a crippling heroin addiction with CBD. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We get an anonymous tip about the true origins of Goop Wellness Vitamins before plunging into the newsletters. We talk face oil cleanser combos, Marie Kondo - goop style, fecal transplants, skeptical numerology, carrot soup, GP's pre-wedding face regimen, and traumatic identity.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We share highlights from our winter breaks and preview Gwyneth's new cookbook "The Clean Plate" before discussing the last couple of weeks of newsletters. We talk 2019 detoxes, psychedelic opioid cures, concealer reviews, diet vows, fleece workout gear and fire damaged morning routines.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Wow, this is the last Goop Yourself of 2018 and what a journey it's been! We go over Goop's First (Only?) Annual Greater Goop Awards, which honor fancy innovative companies like CVS and Levi's Jeans! We also discuss the rest of the newsletter - touching on dewy concealer, sofa fever, the darkness of Savannah, the 5 Apology Languages, salmon parties, and dead flowers. Have a Goopy New Year!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we quickly discuss our pre-Holiday protocols before going over the latest newsletters. We touch on ski bunny fashion, screen time addiction, expensive flower water, Parisian travel guides, Whole 30 journals, nut-free candy canes, GPs nighttime routine, Jean's favorite lip baum, and Aggie's Goop shopping spree.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Aggie and Bryan taste test GoopGenes collagen powder and marvel at Gwyneth's WSJ photos before diving into the unending newsletters. We discuss a Megababe morning routine, Hanukkah recipes, wreath making, weed websites, Holiday snacking, and the case of the missing Tata Harper cream. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're back! Aggie goes over her immunity regimen and Bryan recounts his trip to the New York goop store before diving into the latest newsletters. We discuss easy vegan meals, low key goop brides, fancy sneakers, suction cups for phones, cbd for your sore back, tips for social anxiety, psychic jump suits, and a sneak peak at GP's new clean eating cook book. Visit us at patreon.com/goopyourself! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Blessed be the Goop! The annual holiday gift guide is out and it actually pretty good. There are gift guides for travelers, hostesses, lovers, children, guys, cooks, and wellness junkies. What ridiculous but awesome gifts will you be jonesing for this Christmas? Aggie and Bryan are covering it all. Please excuse the lateness and the audio quality of this podcast - Bryan had many traveling snafus on his way to the East Coast. We'll be back after next week in the same room. Feliz Thanksgiving! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.