Goop Yourself

We deal with some quick news items concerning GP's ski accident lawsuit and goop's new Nashville pop-up before getting into the newsletters. We discuss relaxing bath salts, seersucker bikinis, Medieval Tuscan spas, Elise's mean girl revenge, skinny tequila cocktails, mind/soul/spirit meditations, collagen misinformation, and why the Hamptons are terrible. Enjoy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We recap a ton of GP and GP adjacent news and preview two new TV shows that will be duking it out this fall. Then it's on to the newsletters, where we discuss penis shock treatment, how to handle getting fired, Jean's Marie Antoinette moment, a climate change diet, fruit shaped bodies, and the world's most elaborate clambake.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Marianne's campaign is in trouble after a rough Anderson Cooper interview, the goopf*llas talk k*totarian and IF, and Gwyneth is maybe in hiding? Who knows! The newsletters are back with talk about Italian hot weather fashion, $55 therapy cards, a spirit guide school, prescription Ketamine, genetic testing kits, Ursa Major facewipes, and #fempire neon signs. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Megan and Jean have a new beauty podcast, and guess who's the first guest?!? We talk The Beauty Closet, a 1992 Marianne profile, a 2019 Dr. Jen profile, and the newsletters. We learn how to rediscover joy, what to pack in your beach bags, goop launches a new exfoliating mask, and why we should buy half a cabbage.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Tracy Anderson defends GP, Gwyneth has a new royal friend, and Dr. Gunter gets a big profile in a Canadian magazine. We also talk a little Marianne before delving into the newsletters. This week goop talks inclusive wellness, male friendships (again), furniture obsessed supermodels, 6 tips for glowing skin, goop dogs and cats, a London In Goop Health slideshow, and LA staycations. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bryan and Aggie are both being possessed by Annabelle, so we're a little on edge today. We go over the Goop office NYTimes spread before discussing the newsletters (both Goop Men and Goop Everyone!) We talk amethyst, male friendships, Marianne's AIDS treatments, confusing workouts, Seamus's weird breakfasts, sexy shorts, and kiwi comebacks.SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - We have Goop Yourself MERCH!Go to https://teespring.com/stores/goop-yourself for all your T-shirt, tote bag, and phone case needs!As always follow us on Insta and Twitter @goopyourself and visit our Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This is the first proper episode of Bryan's new podcast, HIGH CAMP.  After this episode, High Camp will only be available on its own feed every Tuesday. Please subscribe wherever you listen to Goop Yourself!!!---Aggie Hewitt (Goop Yourself, HAG CRY) joins Bryan to talk about Joseph L. Mankiewicz's SUDDENLY, LAST SUMMER. The 1959 camp classic stars Elizabeth Taylor, Montgomery Clift, Katharine Hepburn, and a Venus Flytrap. We talk Tennessee Williams, southern accents, internalized homophobia and more!Suddenly, Last Summer is available to rent on all major streaming platforms.Please rate and review High Camp on Apple Podcasts!Follow High Camp on Instagram and Twitter @highcamppodFollow Bryan on Instagram and Twitter @ruckerbry, and on Letterboxd at @mrjopekFollow Aggie on Instagram @aggiehewittNext week, Bryan watches Busby Berkeley's THE GANG'S ALL HERE. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We recap all the madness at the London In Goop Health summit, including some very harsh words by a "prominent British guest." We also do a deep dive into Marianne Williamson's origin story courtesy of the New York Times. The newsletters were... let's just say... abbreviated this week. We touch on 5 second outfits, Jean's tastemaker stylist friend, fashion rules broken, a 2 item microdermabrasion list, lip baum supply and demand, and summer documentaries.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hey Goop Yourself listeners! You've just downloaded a preview episode of Bryan's new podcast, High Camp, in which he'll talk about old gay movies that you might have forgotten. We'll put next week's episode, starring one Ms. Aggie Hewitt, on the Goop Yourself feed - but after that you're on your own. If you love movies, queer content, or just enjoy Bryan's voice, subscribe to High Camp on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you listen to Goop Yourself.https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/high-camp/id1470330489https://open.spotify.com/episode/11HCrC55bWKHP8qXHNjuwn ---In the 1990s, Duluth librarian Paul Roen published a two volume gay movie guide called "High Camp", reviewing queer cult classics from every corner of film history. 25 years later, Bryan Rucker and his special guests attempt to watch every movie listed in the books before they are forgotten!Follow Bryan on Twitter and Instagram @ruckerbry and @highcamppodIn next week's episode, Aggie Hewitt (Goop Yourself, HAG CRY) and I are going to discuss Joseph L. M

Goop was a snooze again, so thank the gods for politics. Last night at the Democratic debates, goop's own Marianne Williamson stole the show and was immediately propelled into the lead, smiting all her rivals and basically moving right into the White House. We talk about her dubious anti-vax past, very dubious AIDS charity, and how she's going to harness love and win our democracy back. We also touch on the newsletters, discussing popcorn flavors, good posture, cancer prevention, crystals, and that ever elusive trip to Joshua Tree. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We talk Gwyneth's sojourn to London, Chris and Dakota's possible split, and an ad sponsored engagement from a Goop employee. The newsletter is pretty sparse this week but we muddle through and discuss a summer detox fake out, how to avoid a stroke, Jean's clean lip baum, fantasy trips to France and Mexico, Bryan's rhodiola journey, and Aggie's new business. Join us at patreon.com/goopyourself, and if you want someone to talk sh*t about you ex with you, call HAG-CRY-8805. That's 424-279-8805. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A lot is happening and we're talking about all of it! Meghan McCain doesn't approve of Gwyneth & Brad's living relationship, The Fellas' have a special (female) guest, and Goop goes all in on summer sandals. We also talk spiritual science, stretches for your fascia, who's ruining San Francisco, high waisted jeans and crop tops, and some *very* intimate Letters from Daddy. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Today we celebrate the launch of Goop Men, Gwyneth's viral Pepper Pot moment, Brad's Brentwood house listing and more! The newsletters touch on a traumatized woman who can see dead people, more GoopFella nonsense starring our favorite chiropractor, some fancy sweaters, and another week of the big Goop sale. Enjoy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We catch up on Gwyneth news and admit to some questionable recent food choices before going over the newest newsletters. We talk Elise's closet upgrade, spiritual business tuneups, the Sakara ladies' morning routines, a new busy girl summer cleanse, and an update on all the latest Goop sales. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We recap all the best moments of In Goop Health, the biannual extravaganza that we were again not invited to. We'll also briefly discuss the new hellscape our ears were subjected to this week - you know what we're talking about. Then the newsletters: sex toys endorsed by Goop's resident scientist, a 40% sale on everything from sugar bowls to underwear, Gwyenth's pre-Met Gala routine with her Céline stylist, Aggie's plans to dye her hair herself, and Bryan's search for a new face moisturizer.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's Apple Martin's 15th birthday! How are you celebrating? We recap all the Instagram festivities and discuss a goop contributor's possible royal wedding before getting into the newsletters. This week the fine women and men at Goop HQ teach us about helping women experiencing homelessness, 3D printed jewelry, the martial art of wellness, an OG functional doctor's new book, The Power Source sleep tips, a summer packing list, a cool white skirt, and some tropical beach balm. Feliz Quinceanera! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We discuss Gwyneth's Met Ball look, Blythe's Alzheimer's movie, and some upcoming Goop events before getting into this week's bonkers newsletters. There's exercise tips for cancer patients, more mineral sunscreen nonsense, the Falchuk cult's pleasure principle, mouth microbiome, inclusive yoga, podcast bras, pasture raised ghee, and a recap of Goop's Smoky Mountain retreat. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We discuss Gwyneth's reign as the Queen of the Avengers (skip to 4:30 to avoid spoilers,) her Mayor Pete controversy, that NYTimes article comparing Jack Dorsey to GP, our review of Goop's Knock Me Out chews, and Burger King's co-opting of self-care culture. Then we dive into this week's bleak newsletters: the rollout of the new G-Tox Malachite crystal cleansers, a new line of DoubleJ apparel, a horrible story about cancer and psychics, service worker harassment by a Goop copywriter, three generations of French beauty editors, and new skincare videos by three up and coming Goop ingenues.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We discuss Gwyneth's newest role (no spoilers, but we do talk Avengers for the first 8 minutes) and her love for presidential hopeful Pete Buttigieg before getting into Goop's Mother's Day newsletters. They include a searing personal letter to an abusive dead mom, pink pants, sunscreen misinformation, Gwyneth's controversial premiere look, bucket bags, weighted blankets, plastic boat shoes, and more discussion of the pelvic floor.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Aggie's on a mostly vegan diet, Bryan's on a mostly taco diet, and Gwyneth's taking selfies with a jellyfish in Dubai. We review all the goop news (including a new podcast from one of our nemeses) before diving into the newsletters. We discuss MIT doctor approved vibrators, $10 eye masks, a man who cured thousands of mice from breast cancer, if orthopedic surgery is a scam, a young goop employee who turned down grad school to join a cult, cauliflower oatmeal, and a 4-year-old fashion icon. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.