Goop Yourself

This week we talk Netflix's "The Goop Lab" trailer, Gwyneth's Golden Globes gown, the Goop at Sea cruise news, Marianne's exit from the 2020 race, the annual Goop detoxes, the G.Tox Detoxifying Superpowder and much more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We round up all the year end Goop news including 70% off sale codes, Kate Hudson's new vodka line (and podcast), sulfite allergies, cozy skin detoxes, eco-friendly Rothschilds, salt pros and cons, and previews of Aggie and Bryan's New Years resolutions.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We talk Gwyneth's scandalous stocking stuffer, a Palm Beach guide, cheap bidets, Seamus's airplane snacks, an Elise doppelgänger, foam rollers (AGAIN!), and the new Todd Haynes movie about Teflon. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We talk about our Thanksgivings (and Bryan's trip to the San Francisco Goop store) before breaking down J** G*****'s latest Twitter controversy. From the newsletters, we discuss makeup that's actually makeup, a uniform that's not a uniform, depressing astrology, Big Bear pluses and minuses, the Falchuk plan for world peace, Jean's pick for the best present in the world and a Goop sale update.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we check in with Gwyneth, Marianne and Dr J*n before getting into the news. We talk in-flight essentials, endocrine disruptors, vitamin D, gut supporters, Activia, color science, eyelash curlers and ephedrine. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Aggie and Bryan review all the expensive depravity in this year's Goop Gift Guide. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week Gwyneth responds to Wesley Morris's NYTimes essay about her, Bryan saves his laptop and Aggie signs up for bootcamp. In the newsletters we talk foundation shade-matching, Kennedy granddaughter environmental activism, Gerda's new obsession with essential oils, an unneeded Aspen guide, goop's tragic Activia partnership, Seamus's keto snack tips, an afternoon skin routine and a brand new lip balm. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The pod is up late because Bryan spilled water on his laptop - but after 24 hours of towel drying, hair drying, and hanging it upside down - it seems to be good as new? We talk air quality, Gossip Cop, Goop's new science team, liquid mascara, the Sunday blues, hating makeup, East Bay erasure and private equity wives. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we talk wellness gaslighting, goop's top 10 bestsellers, Montecito, Jean's Swiss spa journey, GP modeling fall fashion, Seamus's questionably cleaned up recipes, new LA restaurants and Dr. Junger's possible ties to Satanism! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We talk Gwyneth's "Women In Hollywood" speech, Aggie and Bryan's various ailments and some hot new recipes before getting into the newsletters. This week Goop covers vegetarian one-pot dishes, an  anti-inflammation elimination diet by You Know Who, the benefits of elderberry, a truly crazy sweater, $145 anti-pollution drops, new makeup brushes and the return of the travel agent. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We discuss Aggie's DC travels, Bryan's gradual vegetarianism and Gwyneth's topless Elle shoot before getting into all the week's newsletters. We cover Megan's Jamaican vacation, Gerta's dietary fat advise, Cotswalds house porn, gluten-free heartburn meds, cozy slippers and the continuing GoopGenes catastrophe. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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This week we talk about Wesley Morris's fantastic Gwyneth Paltrow essay in The New York Times, GP's Kimmel appearance and Goop's big Hawaiian travel guide. We also talk body oil, Peruvian chicken, past lives and sex astrology! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We celebrate GP's 47th birthday by speculating about The Politician, discussing her controversial Emmy's walk and diving into some recently unearthed JLo shade. We also cover Tata Harper's appearance on The Beauty Closet, Goopfellas circling the drain, a NYC travel guide, faux grunge wear, eco-friendly beds for kids, goop's East Coast hovel and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we talk about the WeWork scandal (starring GP's cousin), if goop will survive the Socialist revolution and which gluten-free pastas we would try! We also discuss a much improved travel guide, a French makeup artist's goop conversion, ecstatic practices, $200 per day pop-up gyms, Elise's past as an elite skier and if we have to give up cheese to save the world. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We talk fake instagram nudes, Gwyneth's Weinstein heroism, Dr. J*n's mysterious book burning incident and Bryan's hatred for Queer Eye. Summer is over so the newsletters are back to three a week, and we talk Gundry, list making, Goop's bland travel coverage, the end of the French girl, Seamus's grain bowls and a very masculine body cream. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week Aggie calls in from North Carolina, Gwyneth says goodbye to the Hamptons, Dr. J*n challenges Marianne to a debate and Bryan starts a very plausible Gerda conspiracy. We also talk Japanese breakfast, trampoline cardio, CoolSculpting, postpartum PTSD, organic tan infused cloths and diamonds for one.Next week Aggie's back in town so we promise a return to our normally flawless audio quality! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Aggie calls in from Portland to talk Martha Stewart shade, Dr. J's one-star Amazon review, Marianne's last gasps and GP's convo with Michelle Pfeiffer. As always we discuss the newsletters, touching on Jean and Megan's interview with the RMS Beauty founder, Speculative but Promising herbal medicines, Gerda trapped in the office with a million unopened Nerd Alerts, Ali's $320 Olsen Twin Tees, an unintuitive intuitive guide and Goop's fall book recs. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We discuss Gwyneth's "controversial" book curator and Dr. Jen's amazing Mother Jones Profile before diving into the week's news. We cover anxiety cures, why The Goop 15 needs to go, sun dresses vs. jumpsuits, vegan salad dressings, voluntarily homeless MS survivors, the world's best plastic surgeon, and why Goop's Rolex ad should incite a Socialist revolution. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Enjoy a bonus ep of Aggie's new podcast The Experts where she and her co-host Irene Marquette become experts in whatever they want! This episode is the third in their Anna Nicole Smith series! Thank you for downloading xo See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.