Goop Yourself

This week we discuss Gwyneth's gross breakfast smoothie, tips to reduce anxiety, medical intuition, the return of diamonds, cryptocurrency, book recommendations, and the launch of G.Day body wash and oil. Visit our Patreon at patreon.com/goopyourself. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On this episode we recap the Faltrow wedding pics that have finally been released to the public. The dress, the guests, the food - we get into all of it! Then we discuss the newsletters - touching on the female archetype diet, Jean's face mists, Megan's tinted face oil, Gwyneth's hard hitting interview with frenemy Julia Roberts, more tedious cannabis content, and a sneak peak of our first Patreon exclusive Goop Field Trip podcast, dropping soon. Visit patreon.com/goopyourself to subscribe. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We accuse Brad Falchuk of having potentially bad breath and reminisce about Gwyneth's Se7en Halloween costume before diving into this week's newsletter. The Medical Medium is pivoting to celery, Dr. Cole is a Ketotarian, Aggie wants bell bottoms, and Bryan might become a middle aged surfer. We also discuss P.Volve workouts, incomplete beer guides, clean cleaning supplies, and the danger of almonds. Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/goopyourself    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We do a little gossip corner and diet update before getting into the week's newsletters. We discuss Ali's work uniform, J*n G*nter's latest tirade, Coola mist, metal straws, the Jar Method, a nonmonogomy glossary, an exfoliating instant facial, and the biggest news of the week: the launch of GoopGenes. Join our Patreon at patreon.com/goopyourself See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

After a quick diet update, Aggie and Bryan discuss the latest Goop newsletters, podcast, and magazine! We talk unisex bathing suits, douchy BMWs, appreciating beauty, Lisa Bonet's poetry, expensive beach totes, expensive espresso machines, Elise Loehnen's Costco habit, teenage yoga gurus, and who had the Rachel before Jennifer Aniston. Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/goopyourself! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we recap the most mysterious wedding of our lifetimes, relive Bryan's first week of Keto, and announce our brand new Patreon page (!!!) before diving into the newsletters. We discuss fancy bodegas, fall pastels, The Dirt Cure, the deformed genitals of little Swedish boys and how to prevent them, hair masks, cotton produce bags, and basic style icons. Visit patreon.com/goopyourself to get exclusive content. God bless us everyone. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's Goop Yourself's 100th episode and Goop's 10th Anniversary. We look back on a decade of detoxes, expensive face creams, travel tips for the 1%, and questionable health advice. Aggie and Bryan reminisce about their first Goop memories. Plus, we discuss Gwyneth's upcoming wedding to Brad and Bryan's upcoming fling with keto. Thanks for making it to 100 with us! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We catch you up on what we're reading this week, and Bryan and Aggie discuss the pros and cons of KetOctober. Then we plunge into the salty depths of the newsletters, discussing low sodium diets, high sodium vacations, silent meditation retreats, funky accent walls, Prada fanny packs, Los Angeles brunch lies, and $40 rosemary water. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We recount the ups and downs of the cb2 x Goop event we attended over the weekend. Then we launch into this week's newsletters, discussing keto for Alzheimer's, garlic confit, a decadent daytime routine, Jackson Hole, a miracle lozenge, and new the Goop Editor-In-Chief's alleged "clog closet."  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Today we reflect on the "shocking" GOOP lawsuit settlement and how it will affect yoni egg science going forward. We also discuss Jungian intuition, vesper boards, raising lions, saving trees, backless shoes, plant based serums, wealthy photographers, and bedroom essentials.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're back from vacation and hitting the ground running. We talk vegan keto, kitchen makeovers, solid toners, mindful parenting, death doulas, burial eggs, and underrated restaurant cities. Aggie starts eating like a French woman and Bryan starts his keto countdown.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Aggie calls in from Newcastle, England, the least goopy spot in the UK! We discuss the health benefits of bilingualism, the rainbow diet, summertime salads, tragic memoirs, gluten-free fish and chips, basement Beverly Hills diners, advice from a cardiologist who doesn't know what goop is, and what type of Angeleno calls West Hollywood "the East Side."   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Aggie and Bryan give updates on their Trader Joe's and TruNiagen experiences. Then they try to spin gold out of the crap that is the GOOP newsletter in August, touching on financial advice for wealthy children, a lady who claims to have predicted 9/11, a taco truck in the Hamptons, the sad decline of Ask Jean, grain share CSAs, Megan's collagen shakes, and a tentative pledge to try Keto this fall. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bryan discusses the first steps in his Tru Niagen journey, and Aggie starts listening to "The Tools" before they dive into Taffy Brodesser-Akner's twitter discussion with Dr. Jen Gunter and take opposing sides in the great zoodle debate. They also touch in on the Cartier Paltrow Hamptons gala, an off-brand K-Town guide, a book about dying, and the mellowing of Tracy Anderson.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The goopisphere was shaken to the core this week with the publication of journalist Taffy Brodesser-Akner's definitive profile of GP in the New York Times Magazine. We discuss highlights from the article and recount both Aggie and Bryan's vacations before launching into the last two weeks' newsletters. Listen to our thoughts on tinted face oil, plastic straws, frozen snacks, Sarah Jessica Parker, mind architects, drawing God, infrared saunas, artsy Hamptons mansions, and what to do if your future sister-in-law is possibly in a cult. If you like the pod, please tell your goopy friends and write a five star review on Apple Podcasts! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week goop announces its magazine subscription and it's... actually a good deal? We talk functional medicine (yes, again), dining room tables, acupressure scalp massages, a very Brooklyn morning routine, and (hopefully for the last time) dry brushing.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Goop does a hard pivot to video, and there's some winners and some losers. We talk  lovelorn acupuncturists, osteopaths disguised as neurologists, gynocologists disguised as psychologists, elderly raver pants, korean shredded chicken, Megan Abbott novels, salt scalp scrubs, Japanese salad bowls, Chicago coffeeshops, and fingernail health. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bryan is sick of all the diets out there so he's invented his own. It's called the 1*1*1 and it will make him a millionaire. Listen to learn how you can make it part of your healthy lifestyle! After the sales pitch we talk weird child discipline techniques, Aggie's fear of self-tanning, citrus perfume, jasmine salt spray, a "clean" French Toast recipe from a disgraced CEO, Netflix propaganda, and SSRIs. Plus, a special announcement. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Getting pregnant is hard but goop has all the answers. That's right, it's time for goop's fertility issue and Aggie and Bryan would rather talk about anything else. So we discuss alternative fertility methods and egg freezing but also Staub dutch ovens, Italian cinema, and vegan pimento cheese. Plus, an update on Bryan and Aggie's cannabis and vodka adventures. You know things are really bad when goop posts a charity link so please donate if you can. https://goop.com/work/civics/how-you-can-help-immigrant-children/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

After a quick recap of In Goop Health (the FOMO didn't hit as hard as we thought) we give updates on diet, drinking, and summer reading. Then we dive into the newsletters, discussing Summer Solstice astrology, Barry (or Phil's) appearance on the Goop podcast, scary Hamptons ladies, meal prep sauce fantasies, outdated travel guides, and goop's inevitable expansion into fancy white people cannabis. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.