Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah yearns to watch something more entertaining than this season's RHOC, but none of her favorite Industrial Revolution rom-coms are available on Amazon Prime. Instead she turns to national treasure, and RH superfan, writer/comedian Ryan Houlihan. They discuss Kelly's spiritual journey on OC, who is the most manipulative frenemy on Dallas, and why NJ may not be as bad as it seems. Take a shot whenever Sarah says "100%" but only if Heather Dubrow is picking up the tab - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 81! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After becoming inspired by her estranged best friend Bethenny's recent production InstaStories, Sarah decides to pose as an extra cater waiter at Blue Stone Manor. After serving some necessary tea - telling Barbara K. she's been replaced by a certain RHONY alum - Sarah runs into writer, comedian, and RHONJ superfan, Megan Meadows. They discuss how Joe Giudice's just-announced deportation might affect NJ's upcoming season, who is currently winning the friendship battle on Dallas, and why Lisa Vanderpump may not be back full-time on Beverly Hills. Love Island is a world without this season's RHOC - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 80! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In search of a more lady-friendly government, Sarah tries valiantly to flee to Gilead, until she realizes that red is not her signature color. Instead she heads on the next best trip - talking Housewives with OG of the AG Damian Bellino, writer, comedian, and Senior Digital Producer at VH1. They discuss the potential challenges facing RHOA and RHONJ's upcoming seasons, the differences between Brandi/Stephanie and LeeAnne/D'Andra's friendship battles on RHOD, and which Real Housewife they consider to be the best human person. Sarah has a borderline belligerent anger stroke whenever she hears the name "Danielle Staub," so maybe she's now qualified to run for public office - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 79! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah searches in vain for her moral compass until she realizes she left it in an Uber Pool. After apologizing to her rabbi and Vicki Gunvalson, she meets up with a fellow OC Angel and pop culture aficionado, writer and editor Seth Plattner. They discuss Play by Play's premiere episode, divisions on Dallas and OC that may be too good (for TV) to be true, and what makes a Real Housewife a franchise queen. Stephanie's spa bathroom is a true sanctuary, and so is this episode - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 78! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah brushes up on great American History by taking a trip to the world's most important museum, the Real Housewives Institute. After lighting a candle for fallen Wives at the Wall of Remembrance (RIP), she is joined by Institute founder/president, and famed Vulture/NY Mag recapper, Brian Moylan. They buy Lynne Curtin cuffs at the gift shop, and discuss if Beverly Hills and OC can be saved, inside scoop on Erika Jayne's reunion behavior, and whether or not Jill Zarin will return to NY. Steve Lodge might not want to talk about this episode, but Bravo super-fans certainly will - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 77! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a post-RHONY reunion haze, Sarah decides to collect a commemorative gift: the Guy with the Red Scarf. After being told by Brian she is "too text-clingy," Sarah recovers at the Regency with her fave conversationalist, writer/comedian and talk show host, Ryan Houlihan. They discuss the surprising similarities between Sonja and a certain Beverly Hills housewife, why the RHONY reunion closer was problematic for both Bethenny and Carole, and which Dallas Housewife is new with words. Take that quarter out of your tush, and use it to buy Ramona a new eye- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 76! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah rushes to urgent care after suffering from GI symptoms related to BethennyVersusCaroleitis/WhoseSideIsSheOn. After receiving a prescription for comedic sass, she meets up with chicken soup for the Bravoholic soul, writer/comedian Alex Bedder. They discuss Kameron's achievement as the MVPink of Dallas, Bethenny and Carole's ongoing feud, and Kelly's resurgence on OC. There's no need for an In Memoriam quite yet, because there's still one more RHONY reunion ep to go - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 75! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah attempts to break a world record by watching the RHONY reunion: part 1 900 times in a row. After realizing she will never beat Jill Zarin's DVR, Sarah calls up her favorite social media sensation, BuzzFeed's Deputy Arts & Entertainment Editor Louis Peitzman, for a record-breaking near-double episode. They discuss the differences between Vanderpump Rules and everything else, what OC needs to learn from Jersey, and have an epic Bethenny vs. Carole throw down. Andy picked a side, and so should you - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 74! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah loses her way en route to her DVR's typical home, Bravo TV, and falls into an E! Entertainment rabbit hole. She's quickly rescued by the creator of the viral blog "Keeping up with the Kontinuity Errors," and a former WWHL staffer, the comedian and writer Mariah Smith. They discuss Mariah's famed work as a Kardashian truther, mutual experiences at the RHONY finale taping, and why Dallas and Atlanta share family strife. Sarah believes she was the star of the #CountessAndFriends after party, just don't tell Lu - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 73! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah eats too much of Shannon's QVC test kitchen food and realizes she's in desperate need of one of Sonja's black and purple diapers. After completing a Tinsley Trip to the Toilette, she recovers with the best possible medicine - writer, comedian, and talk show host Ryan Houlihan. They discuss how Bethenny and Carole's feud should have ended, why Ashley and Gina are necessary in Potomac and OC, and react to Dennis Shields' shocking passing, live, as the news breaks online. This show is truly the C-SPAN of the Real Housewives canon - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 72! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah sneaks onto the boat in Cartagena in order to see which RHONY's heavy-handed neurosis is most likely to sink the ship. After accidentally releasing the anchor and then tripping on some camera guys' equipment - sorry guys! - she wakes up 17 hours later in a Colombian Coupon Cabin alongside writer and comedian Alison Leiby. They deep dive into the long awaited Boat Trip from Hell, discuss listener responses to Bethenny and Carole's ongoing fight, and break down girl code trespasses between Vicki and Kelly. Keep that life jacket on hand, or at least some RHOC plastic surgeries - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 71! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah starts seeing a therapist in order to discuss her conflicting feelings about Bethenny. Once Dr. Amador tells her to follow her heart, Sarah calls up OG of the AG, and VH1 Senior Producer, Damian Bellino. After surviving a Modern Alkeme taste test, they discuss Carole's shocking departure from RHONY, what this means for Jill's potential return, and who is truly the star of OC and Potomac. Ashley Darby whispered that now's the time to say this last part, and she's the best producer in town - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 70! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah wants to join Below Deck but realizes she hates open bodies of water. Instead she does the backstroke in an Uber Pool to kiki with Richard Jay-Alexander, the "diva whisperer," at a boat themed hotel in midtown west. They discuss Richard's relationship with LuAnn, how her shocking relapse announcement will be handled on TV and off, inside scoop on the upcoming RHONY reunion, and which RHOC season 13 tagline stands above the rest. When life hands you lemons, put 9 next to this one-ear audio - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 69! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah hits her head and falls on the floor while attempting to complete a Kyle Richards'-style center split at Beautique. She's resuscitated by another Hit the Floor aficionado - BET's "Hit the Floor" creator, show-runner, writer, producer and director, James LaRosa. They discuss James' adoration of the Original Skinnygirl, what it was like working with Erika Jayne (Girardi), and the news that Phaedra may once again hold a peach in Atlanta. Kenya might be out of a job, but this ep is Gone with the Wind Fabulous - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 68! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah watches too much Handmaid's Tale/C-SPAN on the 4th of July and has a nightmare that America is becoming a lower-rated Gilead. She immediately calls up her fave Real Housewife dramaturg, writer and comedian Ryan Houlihan, for comfort and kiki. They discuss Bethenny, Jill, and Carole's friendship arcs on RHONY, lessons Beverly Hills and OC Housewives must learn from NYC, and why Ashley and Karen are making Potomac must-see TV. Blessed be - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 67! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah boards an extra SUV scheduled to arrive at the Grace Mayflower Inn, joined by Real Housewife of New York's Kristen Taekman. They recap Lu's sober journey, respond to Aviva Drescher's allegations against production, and ponder which RHONY is the most deserving of this season's Most Improved. Hide your toaster ovens (but definitely get toasted) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 66! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah heads to Brooklyn to sit shivah for Bobby Zarin as well as Bethenny's sense of humility. She sits in prayer with TV writer and comedian Alison Leiby, some shot glasses, and several bedazzled Skinnygirl jeans. They discuss why Bethenny and Jill's long-hyped reunion was so confusing, what the newly released RHOC trailer may mean for the upcoming 13th season, and why Ashley is an ideal super villain for Southern Charm. Tinsley's eggs might be frozen but this recording is piping hot - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 65! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah wakes up and realizes it's Tony Awards Sunday, a sacred religious holiday. She sits in contemplative prayer at her alter to discounted show tickets, and then sings the praises of this season's RHONY with her favorite duet partner, and OG of the AG, Damian Bellino. They have a should-be-award-winning battle about Bethenny and Carole's epic fight, discuss how the lines could be re-drawn if Jill returns to the scene, and theorize why Ashley is perfect for Potomac. This episode should win Best Play in honor of Sarah's phone alerting her to Tinder matches during the recording - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 64! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inspired by Samantha Bee's use of expletives describing the female form, Sarah hops on one of Jill Zarin's private planes and heads to LA in order to witness James Kennedy DJ at See You Next Tuesday. While trolling West Hollywood looking for a future life partner, as every hag should, Sarah runs into comedian, writer, and host of "Everything Iconic," Danny Pellegrino. They discuss Bethenny's past on Bethenny Ever After, which OG's should return to OC, and if there's any hope for Beverly Hills. Something is broken from life that can only be made whole with a Lynne Curtin cuff - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 63! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah decides to create a Change.org petition to bring Jill back to RHONY, and Asks Jeeves "how to make wishes come true." She's thrilled when Alta Vista tells her to kiki with Damian Bellino, OG of the AG. They discuss who is winning in the battle between Bethenny and Carole, why attention must be paid to Potomac, and which perhaps surprising Hilton family member could reinvigorate Beverly Hills. We're chilling with our snowmies (someone remind Ramona of what that means) - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 62! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices