Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah Googles "The Daily Beast" in order to see what Jim and Amber Marchese are up to. Instead, she discovers senior entertainment reporter Kevin Fallon's revelatory profile on RHONY Sonja Morgan. Sarah immediately invites him to the People's People's Couch, where they discuss his ladies who lunch afternoon with Madame Morgan, The Renaissance of Bethenny, why Denise Richards' past - and presence - affects LVP and Camille, and why Nene needs to give her peach to PJ. Jill Zarin's scenes at the Angel Ball may have been cut, but this episode is blessedly super-sized - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 104! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah reads Louis Peitzman's New York Times profile of Stassi Schroeder, and immediately books a vacation at RHONY's Wyoming hotel. After being informed that Stassi's beloved ranch is in fact a condiment and not the Wild West, Louis gives inside scoop on his time with Stassi, and Sarah shares behind-the-scenes Bravolebrity exclusives from her time at Bravo HQ. They also discuss why Tinsley should burn Coupon Cabin to the ground, what Camille and Lisa Rinna's political views mean for RHOBH viewer escapism, and whether or not a RHOA OG deserves a full-time peach. The B is back, and so is season 1 Camille - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 103! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inspired by this week's RHONY, Sarah tries to swipe right for the Bear-Naked Chef on Groupon. Disappointed that every available food service is heteronormative and clothed, Sarah instead orders the next best thing: a multi-franchise recap fantasia with "Desus and Mero" staff writer, comedian, and RH super-fan, Ziwe Fumudoh. They discuss which OG's implement friendship contracts on and off camera, a surprising RHONY personality renaissance, and rumors about RHOC cast battles. This might not be naked appetizers but it's definitely the naked truth - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 102! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the 101st episode of Andy's Girls, and the very first Andy's Girls awards show, The Andys! OG of the AG Damian Bellino (writer, comedian, co-creator of "You Might Know Her From") joins Sarah and her "wellness-inspired" Skinnygirl jeans for a very special listener-produced awards show, featuring categories submitted on social media. On Part Two of The Andys, Sarah and Damian reminisce about AGs gone by as they announce winners for awards including: Worst Tagline, Vacation Hall of Fame, WTF Reunion Moment, and many more. "The Andy for Non-OG Special Achievement goes to" is something Lydia McLaughlin will never hear - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 101! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the 100th episode of Andy's Girls, and the very first Andy's Girls awards show, The Andys! OG of the AG Damian Bellino (writer, comedian, co-creator of "You Might Know Her From") joins Sarah for a very special listener-produced awards show, featuring categories submitted on social media. On Part One of The Andys, Sarah and Damian reminisce about AG's first 99 episodes as they announce winners for awards including: Best Tagline, Worst Fit for a Franchise, Biggest Scammer, Best Bop, and many more. "You like me, you really like me!" is something the cast of RHODC probably won't say - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 100! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah celebrates the birth of a new RHOA baby the best way she knows how: by christening herself Porsha Junior Junior and dunking a hot dog into some holy water. She then ducks into a confessional and spills secrets with writer, producer, and figurative LuAnn lover, Jordan Veilleux. They discuss the listener-produced AG 100 Awards Show, how Puppygate has revealed the best and worst of Team Everyone Else, whether or not Ramona may have finally run out of New Beginnings, and why RHOA's current season may be one of Nene's best. Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy hasn't been heard from in months- someone tell Bethenny #thisisacrisis - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 99! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Not since Barbara K won "Perfect Attendance" at the finale season taping of RHONY has an award meant so much. You Guys, Ep100 will be the very first Andy's Girls awards show, The Andys! Do your civic duty: register to vote by following Sarah on Instagram (@damegalli) and Twitter (@sarahgalli). Submit categories you think should make it to the awards show, and then get to the polls (thanks in advance, Denise's husband). It's Episode 88.5, the Andy's Girls awards show announcement! #AG100 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inspired by Erika Girardi's Pasadena chapel/shoe closet, Sarah decides to visit her chosen spiritual goddess. After being told that Lucy Lucy Apple Juicey is busy playing catch with the Dalai Lama, Sarah says a prayer that RHOBH continues its TV excellence, and unleashes an intense discussion with comedian, writer, and Vanderpump Dogs apologist, Ryan Houlihan. They utilize outdoor voices discussing different perspectives on DogGate, why Nene may have wanted limited access to her closet, and whether Ramona and Dorinda are overstepping with LuAnn's sobriety. It's St. Patrick's Day, and if you wished for a double episode, you're in luck - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 98! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah heads over to Vanderpump Dogs, in search of whomever is handling press for Lucy Lucy Apple Juicey. After being told that unfortunately Lucy only grants interviews to video bitches, Sarah pops over to the Linnethia Leakes Reading Library: For Folks Who Like Shade and Aren't Afraid to Throw It. After signing out a copy of Life on the Ramona Coaster, she meets up with fellow RH scholar, and OG of the AG, writer/comedian Damian Bellino. They count down their least favorite Housewives, debate the alleged downfall of LVP, the war of roses (and rosé) between Dorinda and LuAnn, and what the RHONY Season 11 premiere means for an OG NY's housewife's return. Barbara K has a tool box, if only she could fix Danielle Staub's loose screws - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 97! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah hears about Danielle Staub's newly announced engagement, and immediately books a ride on the Columbian Boat from Hell. After realizing Bethenny was right, this is a crisis, she doggy paddles over to her favorite Kim Richards apologist and personal lifesaver, writer, comedian, and OG of the AG, Damian Bellino. They discuss what the alpha Housewives Teresa, Bethenny, and LVP have in common, why this season of Beverly Hills may not be the end of Lisa Vanderpump's Housewives reign, Nene's vulnerability in Atlanta, and why you should Venmo @Sarah-Galli $1 and the name of your favorite Housewife. Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy said hers is Jill Zarin, and we have the micro chip to prove it - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 96! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah takes the RHONY bus tour in order to avoid a subway to midtown. After stumbling upon the 5th Avenue graveyard that once housed Beautique (RIP), she meets up with one of her favorite RHONY historians, writer and comedian Phillip Henry. They discuss why Jill Zarin deserves another apple, why RHONJ is similar to the Sopranos, and which the Beverly Hills ensemble Housewives are finally taking a starring role. Teresa knows how to read, and her ghostwriter does too - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 95! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah celebrates Valentine's Day the best way she knows how: by whispering "Mauricio" three times and opening the door. After finding RHONY taglines instead, she marvels over Sonja's continued excellence with one of her favorite Galentines: Mariah Smith, writer, comedian, and the creator of the viral blog "Keeping up with the Kontinuity Errors." They discuss the epic battle between Lisa Vanderpump and Everyone Else, why Margaret Josephs is the NJ MVP, and which Housewives season premiere deserves to be proclaimed a national holiday. LVP may have begun her swan song, but Margaret is making sure nobody is singing the blues - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 94! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah dreams that RHONJ is continuing to make genuinely entertaining drama after Danielle moves out of state. After waking up and realizing a side effect of melatonin does not include working at Bravo HQ, Sarah curls up on the People's People's Couch with Louis Peitzman, writer, editor, and Twitter/Housewives savant. They discuss Louis' epic trip to TomTom, breakdowns/breakthroughs on NJ and Pump Rules, and why Beverly Hills' upcoming season (and Lisa Rinna) may deliver RH gold. Andy had a baby, and this one turned 93 - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 93! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah visits CB2, desperately searching for a new People's People's Couch. After being told the only special they had was leftover tissues from that time Bethenny cried to Carole, Sarah instead decides to invest in the real People's People - AG listeners! Sarah invites comedian and writer Ryan Houlihan over to Villa Sass-a, where they respond to AG listener questions and comments sent in from all over the world. They discuss reactions to Andy's baby shower, the epic RHONY trailer, RHONJ's triumphant return to form, and announce the first selection from the Andy's Girls Book Club. Marlo and Phaedra may have been Nene's presents, but this listener-produced Satchels of Gold special episode is the real gift - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 92! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah attempts to sneak into Andy Cohen's Real Housewife baby shower, disguised as one of Danielle Staub's alternate personalities. After being told that the baby registered for full-time Housewives only, Sarah sneaks a slice of Siggy's $1,500 styrofoam cake and meets up with T.Kyle, Digital and Social producer for "Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen," and the co-creator and co-host of the viral podcast "It's Britney Bitch: A Podcast Celebrating 20 Years of Britney Spears." They discuss which franchise Britney would be best suited for, exclusive scoop on the Britney pod, which housewife was the most consistently cray on WWHL, and why Jennifer and Margaret are well suited to battle. Oops, they did it again - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 91! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In search of higher meaning, Sarah buys a lifetime membership to The Shannon Beador Fan Club. After her account is suspended - she had only 8 lemons and broke the bowl - Sarah finds solace in fellow Beador admirer, and a Slave to the Real Housewives, People Magazine's news writer and reporter, Dave Quinn. They discuss an inside look into Bravolebrity behavior when the cameras aren't around, the importance of a Housewife villain, and why Danielle Staub's return has struck such a cord. Sarah might be triggered over certain RHONJ, or maybe that's just lunch - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 90! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah crosses off an item on her bucket list by traveling to Mazel Mecca, WWHL. After a memorable commercial break kiki with AG's baby daddy Andy Cohen, she decides to summon the spirit of sass with writer/comedian Ryan Houlihan. They discuss Lindsay Lohan's PR campaign as the Greek LVP, 'family boundaries' on NJ, and the missing tape in ATL. Tyler Henry and the ghost of Bobby Zarin gave their review of this episode, and it's 5 spooky stars - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 89! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah heads to her local Newspaper Express to pick up a copy of the Bergen County Record. After being told it exists only in the imagination of select Garden State Bravolebrities, she decides instead to give several franchises a proper reeead alongside Seth Plattner, Entertainment Editor at Architectural Digest. They talk about Seth's time interviewing Cary and Mark about their Instafamous stove, debate the merits of this season's RHONJ and RHOA, and respond to Satchels of Gold queries sent in by Andy's Girls listeners. Sarah's New Years Resolution is to enjoy RHONJ as best she can, so someone tell Danielle Staub her screen time has been annulled- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 88! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ho ho ho - nineteen times! Sarah visits Santa Claus with a list of exiled Housewives she demands return to her DVR. After he promises her Jill Zarin is high on his list, and lumps of coal are en route to whomever produced OC, Sarah meets up with her fave Christmas angel, Damian Bellino, OG of the AG and Senior Digital Producer at VH1. They count down the best/worst franchises of the year, analyze the Beverly Hills trailer, and discuss their 2018 MVPs. Don't get on the naughty list, remember to leave AG a Christmas bonus rate/review - it's a very merry/menorah-y Andy's Girls, Episode 87! (Please rate and review!) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah gifts herself adult swimming lessons for Hanukkah, after watching this week's "Below Deck." After realizing a shirtless Ashton would not last 8 nights, Giggy teaches her how to doggy paddle over to comedic lifesaver, writer and producer Ryan Houlihan. They discuss the very different OC and Dallas reunions, what Shannon and Sarah have in common (and what Below Deck's Caroline Bedol does not), and dive deep into all things Vanderpump Rules. James' relationship might be drowning from cheating allegations, but his TV contributions are gold-medal worthy - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 86! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices