Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah arrives at the Miraval Wellness Resort and Spa, determined to soak in the energy and purity that comes from being Shannon Storms Beador's number one fan. However, she is quickly met by one of Shannon's "less vocally supportive future admirers," writer, comedian, and "ScamWow" podcast co-host Caitlin Brodnick. They ditch the spa's sound bath, and shower each other with opinions on Shannon's spiritual journey/psychosis, whether Kary 2.0 is a new chapter on Dallas or the epilogue, and what Kenya's just-announced divorce means for her burgeoning friendship with Porsha. No purses were flung in the making of this episode, but arguments about Shannon certainly carried #SkinnyLegend weight - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 124! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah returns from her Parisian honeymoon besotted, having proclaimed her eternal love and devotion to this season of Potomac. But after realizing marriage to an inanimate object won't bring true happiness - just ask Mrs. Darby - she registers for immediate access to RHOP Season 5 with Dave Quinn, People.com's news writer and reporter. They discuss which Housewife dramas have been too much to cover online, Dave's screaming match with a certain OG, and exclusive scoop on upcoming seasons of Atlanta, NY and NJ. Respect the betas, and also this epic chat - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 123! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah books a flight to visit one of America's most historic landmarks, but realizes after her flight lands in Dallas that the Round Up is closed to non-RHOD househusband patrons. Instead, she rounds up thoughts on why LeeAnne and D'Andra's fight may have more to do with production than meets the eye, why even bad seasons can be important for franchises, and the differences between mysterious exits on Scary Island vs. the Caymans. Momma Dee is in control of this week's content, so DM your accountant accordingly - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 122! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah checks into the hospital, determined to donate her heart to RHONY production in order to get Jill back on the show full-time. After being told her prior thoughts on Jill vs. Bethenny preclude a successful donation, Sarah heads to the gift shop in order to buy some feelings and a Season 12 get well soon balloon. She then calls up one of NYC's greatest comedic gifts, writer and comedian Ziwe Fumudoh. They discuss why Orange County's marital troubles feel different than in Potomac, what the new additions to Beverly Hills mean for the returning housewives, and what LuAnn has in common with Ashley Darby. Shane might be trash, but this episode is a total treasure - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 121! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mourning the loss of Bethenny Frankel on RHONY, Sarah heads to temple in order to pray for peace, zen, and Zarin. After enjoying some of Bethenny's apple with honey, she runs into her favorite Bethenny nemesis, and fellow OG of the AG, writer and comedian Damian Bellino. They discuss what Bethenny's absence will mean for next season, why Potomac is running an Olympic-level relay vs. Orange County's sprint, and the importance of beta Wives on Atlanta and Beverly Hills. Bethenny may not be remarried, but this conversation is wedded to sass - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 120! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inspired by Carole's marathon work, Sarah stretches her muscles with a Bravoholic double episode of AG. Joined by her favorite relay partner, writer Louis Peitzman, they discuss off-camera marriage strategy by Team Darby, why Orange County has the opposite energy of Potomac, and love lessons that Vanderpump Rules couples can learn from RHONY. Stassi may love cemeteries, but these episode is brimming with life - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 119! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inspired by Shannon's fitness journey, Sarah buys a Groupon to Cut Fitness' "Zumba? I Barely Knew Her" with Eddie Judge, but quickly tires over the number of times they have to run over Tamra's reused plot. She decides instead to grab a green juice and coffee talk with her favorite multi-hyphenate, writer and comedian Ryan Houlihan. They discuss the impact of friends-of on Beverly Hills, Potomac, and Orange County, what lessons the Tres Amigas should learn from Beverly Hills' Team Everyone Else, and why Candiace's mom is focused on her child winning a pageant instead of adult life. Gina's glam may be a cry for help, but this episode sparkles from within - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 118! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah packs a lunch of 9 lemons in a bowl and heads over to the RHOBH reunion, determined to use her Nancy Drew-esque skills to solve The Mystery Of The Missing Three-Part Plot. After realizing the only evidence she can find is a list of grievances written by Lucy Lucy's team at CAA, she heads over to RHOP Central to uncover The Case of Katie Rost, with Potomac superfan, and AOL's managing editor, Gibson Johns. They discuss editing accusations on Potomac and Beverly Hills, lessons this season of NY could learn from seasons past, and what Katie Rost's absence will mean for the RHOP reunion. Camille said this episode is her absolute favorite, and she's always sincere - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 117! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah buys a copy of the Guinness Book of World Records, curious if the Beverly Hills reunion broke records by featuring an OG ghost. After discovering the judging panel disqualified them for lack of plot, she heads over to Bravoholic Investigations HQ, run by Melissa Gorga superfan, writer and comedian Caitlin Brodnick. They discuss why Ashley's daddy/husband issues are so connected, how Teddi isn't being truly accountable for her behavior, and whether Dorinda and LuAnn's defense mechanisms are hindering true resolution. Michael Darby contested this episode's existence, so you know the conversation is on - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 116! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With NYC temperatures as hot as this season of Potomac, Sarah cancels this week's podcast and also July and August. Then, in a fever dream, she's visited by the Ghost of LVP's Past, who tells her that what's most important in life is to show up - and show out. So, Sarah finishes her living will (iTunes library of Bethenny spinoffs should be donated to the Smithsonian, and nobody gets her shoes), and discusses what Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd have in common with Kelly Killoren Bensimon, why Ashley's least favorite song may be Karma Chameleon, and whether or not Kenya's peach will be shared with her family. Potomac may be heated, and so is Sarah's temperature - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 115! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah books a one-way ticket to study abroad at the Real Housewives Institute. After learning the final exam will require rewatching the RHOBH finale, she skips the trip and instead attends a Bravoholic MasterClass with Institute President, and renowned Vulture and New York Magazine writer, Brian Moylan. They discuss what the OC and Atlanta casting announcements have in common, what Lisa Vanderpump's exit means for Erika Girardi (and Jayne), and which New York OG may need half an apple. Brian had an exclusive vacation with Vicki Gunvalson, so let's whoop it up - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 114! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah runs up to the Bravo float at World Pride, hoping to see Jill Zarin with a bejeweled apple. After realizing the only backseat available is the storyline on Beverly Hills, she heads back to the People's People's Couch to toast Brittany and Jax's first marriage with "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel" writer and comedian Alison Leiby. They discuss what Vanderpump Rules and Summer House couples have in common, why RHONY needs a new cast member who doesn't buy Ageless by Ramona, and unpack a supersized Satchel of Gold into Tinsley's finances. Camille Grammer may not win an Emmy, but she does have our hearts - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 113! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah decides to rent a pied-a-terre that serves dual purposes, but after moving into Coupon Cabin, realizes promo codes won't protect her from select franchise climate change (the ice-cold Beverly Hills). Instead, Sarah heads back to the People's People's Couch for a heartwarming talk of all things RHONY with New York Magazine/Vulture writer, and RHONJ super fan, Molly Fitzpatrick. They discuss the similarities between LuAnn and Shep Rose and which RHOBH is reminiscent of a brain injured Dwight K. Schrute. Also, in part two of Feelin Jovani: Still Feelin It!, Sarah talks with Tinsley Mortimer about her future as a Housewife, which side she's on with Puppygate, and her experience at the reunion taping. Someone pass around Rinna Rosé, because it's the only way to survive watching Provence - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 112! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah celebrates Spring Cleaning by removing any remaining skeletons from her closet. After updating Danielle Staub of their burial location, she celebrates a new wardrobe the best way she knows how- by Feelin' Jovani with a RHONY OG. She heads to Countess LuAnn's video premiere party, for exclusive interviews with Lu and #CountessAndFriends cabaret director, Ben Rimalower. They discuss which RHONY was originally booked for Lu's video, what LuAnn thought about Bethenny's Miami meltdown, and much more. Sarah then celebrates this scoop by performing RHONY Miami: Masterpiece Theatre, with WWHL producer Michael Bowman. This episode is super-sized, just like Sarah and Michael's love for Potomac - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 111! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah decides to plan a Pride parade for those devoted to Jill Zarin's RHONY return. After Alex McCord admonishes her for making Pride about wishes that Andy Cohen has not yet allowed come true, Sarah celebrates all things gay and iconic with writer, comedian, and Official AG Gay, Ryan Houlihan. They discuss which Housewives are the biggest gay icons, why Potomac marriage rumors should be weighed differently than in Atlanta and OC, what LVP's exit may mean for Brandi's return, and the reality behind casting rumors about LuAnn and Ramona. Caroline Manzo may be a lesbian icon, just don't tell Danielle - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 110! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah attempts to sneak in to #Farrahween, disguised as Erika Girardi. After security tells her that she's not wearing a proper costume, just a neglected storyline, she decides to treat herself instead to a lively conversation with influencer and fellow Certified Bravoholic, Petshopboy. They discuss why Beverly Hills is reminiscent of a Xerox machine, how marital rumors are discussed differently on Potomac than Atlanta, and why bringing back OG Housewives doesn't always spell success. The editors forgot to include Jill Zarin in conversation, and so did we - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 109! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah purchases a Groupon lie detector test, in order to prove she is honestly Shannon Beador's #1 fan. After breaking the examiner by only answering questions with "nine lemons" and "that's missing the bowl," she heads over to RHONY Circular House Headquarters to ponder all things Lu with comedian and writer Julia Solomon. They discuss what impact LuAnn's recent court appearance may have on her tour, why LVP and John Sessa's relationship may be more complicated than is shown on TV, and whether or not Michael Darby will remain a Real Househusband of Potomac. Sarah may call Julia "Julie" for an hour and five minutes, but that's just because she's Ramotional about Danielle being fired - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 108! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah returns from a dream vacation to Paris and London, brimming with hope, enthusiasm, and love. Then she turns on RHOBH. Moderately disgruntled by the lack of plot and abundance of kitchen, she calls in one of her fave RH investigative journalists around to help her through: writer, comedian, and co-host of the podcast "ScamWow," Caitlin Brodnick. They discuss which current Housewives are the biggest scammers, why LuAnn's performance as a woman making stable, healthy life choices doesn't add up, and how Potomac trounces every other franchise on air. Karen Huger put up a billboard about this week's ep, and so should you - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 107! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah gets ready for her Parisian happy ending - a vacation she absolutely cannot afford - and finishes packing the best way she knows how, by unpacking all things Vanderpump Rules with writer, comedian, and James translator, Ryan Houlihan. They discuss dark passengers on Pump Rules, John Sessa's Twitter battle with Ariana, why Candiace may need to make an emotional withdrawal from The Bank of Mom, and what family ties may bind Bethenny to Luann. The streets are talking, and they're saying Sarah wishes she could Venmo request Rand for this flight - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 106! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah receives a collect call from Heaven, asking if she'd like to attend Bravo HQ's ultra-exclusive first-ever Certified Bravoholics event. Realizing she was one of only twenty Bravo influencers selected from over the country, Sarah immediately says a prayer of gratitude to the holy trinity (Andrew, Wacha, baby Benjamin), and spends the day in bliss. This special episode includes exclusive backstage content, and interviews with RHONY's Dorinda Medley and Sonja Morgan, RHOP's Gizelle Bryant, RHONJ's Margaret Josephs, Vanderpump Rules' Lala Kent and Ariana Madix, Southern Charm's Cameron Eubanks and Austen Kroll, Below Deck's Captain Lee, Million Dollar Listing New York's Steve Gold, Bravo show runners and executive producers, and much, much more. Andy Cohen personally gave AG his blessing, so that means the Vatican and Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy have too - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 105! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices