Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

After sneaking into Cut Fitness with a Groupon saleswoman's RSVP, Sarah cuts herself an extra-large slice of carrot cake (hold the cake) at Tamra Judge's forced retirement party. She then marks this historic moment in American history the best way she knows how: by sitting down with the Doris Kearns Goodwin of Bravo, Evan Ross Katz - writer, editor, and host of the forthcoming podcast "Shut Up Evan." They discuss what the tabloids got wrong and Bravo got right about Tamra's exit from RHOC, what role second-wave OGs have in the Housewives universe, and why empathy is important when critiquing Housewives. Sarah needs to buy Shannon a Galentine's Day diamond larger than the one David just gave to his newest mistake, so please subscribe to the just-launched AG Patreon ASAP - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 144! **LINK TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg

Right before news breaks that Victoria Gunvalson has retired the orange Bravo took away from her prior to Season 14, Sarah records an episode of Andy's Girls that will live in infamy: what did she say about Vicki's future before Vicki's announcement went live? This Coto crystal ball tells all: Sarah and culture writer and editor Madeleine Davies discuss why Tamra's future is tied to Vicki's past, what Caroline's Super Bowl ad means for a potential return to Franklin Lakes, and the shocking allegations about Nene's rumored 'secret.' The Whoop It Up train may have left the station, but this episode is nobody's caboose - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 143! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inspired by the Emmy-worthy drama "Kim Richards on Dr. Phil: War of the Worlds," Sarah calls up her favorite Bravo health provider, "America's Psychologist" Dr. Jeff Gardere. They discuss the good, the bad, and the ugly of providing therapy on Potomac and Atlanta Housewives, what Nene is like as a patient on-and-off camera, whether recent tabloid reports about Dennis should affect Porsha's relationship, and what Teresa and Joe (and Bethenny and Jason) need to learn about co-parenting. The People's People's Couch is ready for patients, Venmo your co-pay accordingly - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 142! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah hears about Danielle's booking on Watch What Happens Live, and immediately checks herself into a wellness facility. She realizes the spa's pool is identical to the one Marg made famous, and calms down enough to recover from being Staub'd from the back. After discovering insurance doesn't cover reactions to a television program, she runs back to the People's People's Couch, joined by Dylan Hafer, assistant editor at Betches Media and creator of Bravo by Betches. They discuss tabloid reports about Brandi G. and Denise, what Brandi R.'s trip rehab means for her future on Dallas, and whether or not Atlanta's snake even exists. Teresa may not like thrown water, but this double-episode convo will quench anyone's thirst - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 141! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah celebrates the New Year the best way she knows how: with medically forbidden gluten and a screaming match with OG of the AG, Damian Bellino. They immediately launch into an epic argument about Andy's role moderating the Dallas reunion, what a viral video of Brandi means for her future as well as the franchise, and which toxic former Housewives are most likely to return full-time. If your New Year's resolution was to listen to Sarah shred apart Danielle, you're in luck - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 140! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ready to ring in the New Year, Sarah tries a few sips of expired Wines by Wives, and immediately keels over. After disinfecting her gullet with some Skinnygirl Marg EXTRA THIN, she celebrates 2020 the other best way she knows how: by looking back at the Housewife highs and lows of 2019! Sarah calls up her BravoCon bestie, "Come Through Queen" podcast co-host Brendan Davis. They discuss favorite moments from 2019, Real Housewife resolutions for 2020, why the reunion cycle finale was such a breakthrough for Orange County, and whether or not Season 4 is a swan song for LeeAnne. The New Year is upon us, and so is Sarah's eternal cackle: it's Andy's Girls, Episode 139! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah wakes up on Hanukkah Eve to the greatest gift imaginable: an invitation to attend a taping for the forthcoming season of RHONY. After floating on air, she calls up one of her favorite Certified Bravoholics, Lea Palmieri, Director of Creative Strategy at Decider.com, to share behind the scenes scoop of the night's many presents. They also discuss why Jane Roe was Andy's gift to humanity, which Real Housewife should be impeached from their franchise, and whether or not Dallas can survive this season's troubled story arc. Sprinkle cookies for everyone, because this convo is a special treat - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 138! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me

After writing four-and-a-half chapters in her forthcoming book, "Fugitive from Justice: The Vacay Tale of an RHOC Tertiary Character Allegedly Allegedly," Sarah settles in on the People's People's Couch with her favorite RHONY Season 4 PhD, writer and editor Evan Ross Katz. They discuss which Tres Amigas should retire from Orange County, how Tinsley's reported exit may impact New York's Big Alpha Energy, and whether Dallas can survive this season. Unlike OG peach wardrobing, this episode is anything but recycled - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 137! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Upon hearing Tinsley's engagement news, Sarah mourns the potential loss of another RHONY by going where no Mortimer ever would: Key West. After discovering the RHOC vacation house in the bedding section of a nearby Pier 1, Sarah buys herself a tropical People's People's Couch, and sits down for a chat with Bravoholic Michael Arceneaux, New York Times bestselling author of "I Can't Date Jesus" and the upcoming "I Don't Want to Die Poor." They discuss how Kenya's on-screen intentions have changed since she returned to Atlanta, whether Orange County drama can thrive without two of the Tres Amigas, and what the Potomac lawsuits mean for next season's cast. Paging Dr. Heavenly, because this conversation was sent from above - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 136! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter:

Sarah picks up a copy of The New York Times, assuming the front page will be a fashion spread on L'Infinity by LeeAnne. Disappointed to see international breaking news instead, she calls up her favorite BravoCon bestie, writer and producer Tracie Morrissey. They discuss RHOD commedia dell'arte, what Faith told Tracie about Vanderpump Rules and race, which RHONY's behavior inspired booing at BravoCon, and the surprising personality trait Teresa and Nene have in common. This episode has more snaps than the ones D'Andra and Kary broke in Thailand - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 135! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah realizes she absolutely must stock up on the Green Miracle, because she always has faith in cash. Excited at the possibility of supporting the Simmons empire without directly ingesting ketchup, Sarah meets up with none other than businesswoman, fellow podcaster, and Real Housewife of Dallas, D'Andra Simmons. They discuss D'Andra's fractured friendship with LeeAnne, RHOD Season 5 casting rumors, and which Potomac and Orange County housewives she calls for advice. Mama Dee doesn't give a rip, and Heinz says neither should you - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 134! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Immediately after returning home from the epic first-ever BravoCon, a doorbell rings in Sarah's apt, followed by the subtle scent of La' Dame. She opens the door and is thrilled to see President of the Real Housewives Institute, Erika Jayne collaborator, and Vulture writer/historian, Brian Moylan. They discuss their BravoCon roses and thorns, extensive interactions with Bravolebs, and why BravoCon is so impactful for the Bravoholic community. The production of BravoCon was absolutely perfect, and Sarah's vocally depleted cackle is too - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 133! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the eve of BravoCon, the most important religious holiday of the year and likely all time, Sarah goes to temple to pray. Confused as to why there wasn't a shotski inside the Torah as the Lord surely intended, she calls up her favorite RHONJ spiritual advisor, AOL Entertainment's managing editor, Gibson Johns. They discuss Stephanie and Porsha's breakthrough seasons, why the alliances are finally working on Orange County and Jersey, and what's next for Juicy Joe. BravoCon has arrived, and so has this week's sass - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 132! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah jumps out of bed and begins another day of strength training for the upcoming BravoCon marathon. She jumps over the many hurdles Danielle Staub has placed her way and meets up with her favorite sparring partner, OG of the AG and VH1 senior producer, Damian Bellino. They break down epic season premieres for New Jersey and Atlanta, Tamra's role as OC's friend and foe, and what the LeeAnne wedding edit may portend for the rest of Dallas. Kenya Moore is back, and so are the OGs - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 131! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After celebrating Halloween with a costume of this season's Dallas plot - so, ya know, she wore nothing - Sarah decides to skip the trick and head straight to an AG treat. She meets up with writer, editor, and co-host of the acclaimed podcast "Who? Weekly," Lindsey Weber, for a breakdown of current Housewife headlines, including Caroline Manzo's response to Teresa and Joe's special, Meghan and Jim's messy split, and LuAnn's interview with Jenny McCarthy. It's officially the holiday season, and this conversation is a gift - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 130! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah pulls out her BravoCon Advent calendar, and is thrilled to discover an Hermés box filled with Gina's leftover kitchen sink glam. She realizes this gift must be shared, and calls up the horror, theatre, and Housewives historian, and creator of the "High Drama" newsletter, Louis Peitzman. They discuss the impact of the current political landscape on Housewives drama, the similarities between Braunwyn and D'Andra's family strife, and why Emily's marriage is a throwback to a Season 1 OG. D'Andra's trust may be empty, but Sarah's support for Stephanie is a treasure trove of love - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 129! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE****: FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With AG merch finally ready for the world, Sarah celebrates the best way she knows how: by announcing on the People's People's Couch that the AG TeePublic shop is the new UES-based International Fashion Lifestyle Brand. She celebrates this Tipsy-Girl cheater-brand style "slogan acquisition" with none other than fellow OG of the AG, VH1 Senior Producer Damian Bellino. They discuss why New Kary's role as D'Andra's hype woman isn't enough to carry this season of Dallas, the importance of casting Housewife alums when OGs leave, why Gina and Emily's fight has helped resurrect Orange County, and what LeeAnne and Teresa's storylines have in common. Sarah says some already-regrettable things about Tamra that need to be Cut Fitness'ed out of her mind post haste - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 128! ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE****: FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/a

Sarah hears that Bravo is re-launching Cash Cab, and immediately deletes Uber Pool from her phone, determined to cover her rent and/or humility by hailing a camera crew outside Beautique. After realizing the only trivia questions she can answer relate to Emily and Shane's lack of love language, Sarah instead goes for a stroll down Bravoholic memory lane with the host of "Martinis and Murder," and OG of the AC, Daryn Carp. They discuss Daryn's origin story at Bravo, her rose and thorn during 9+ years working with Andy Cohen, and whether or not there is a new Housewife franchise on the horizon. Ramona Singer may not approve of this episode's content, but she gives the outfits a perfect score - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 127! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On a rainy day at RHONY HQ, Sarah settles in for a nap with her Skinnygirl "Dream Thin" body pillow, imagining an AG kiki with a fellow Bethenny super stan. She awakes to find that while first-generation Carole Radziwill is no longer available, a ghostwriter-free thinker is: writer, editor, and Bravo dramaturg, Evan Ross Katz. They sit on the People's People's Couch and begin a wide-ranging discussion, including which house husbands rank among the worst of any franchise, how Gina and Emily's fight works in both their favor, why Michael Darby's on-camera defense may complicate the next season of Potomac, and whether or not Dallas will survive. Slade Smiley gives this ep a perfect score, mostly because he was mentioned - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 126! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After going to London exactly once for 3 days in May, Sarah realizes she is now considered British royalty, in line for the/a throne. Delighted with her newfound international superpowers, she ignores a call from Meghan Markle and makes one of her own: to chat all things Bravo with the star of "Ladies of London," Caroline Stanbury. They discuss Caroline's friendship with New York housewives, her thoughts on Puppygate and the future of RHOBH, and why her on-camera family struggles are similar to those on Beverly Hills and New Jersey. Plus, recaps of the just-released RHONJ and RHOA trailers, and a discussion of how RHOC "accomplishments" are not without cost. Orange County may be back, and Sarah's passport says she's ready to return - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 125! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices