Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah drifts off to sleep, dreaming of a time when she can leave her NYC quarantine so that she can walk by the Regency, see Harry Dubin, and then run immediately back home. She's suddenly awoken by one of the greatest sounds known to Hagkind - "Ding Dong!" It's Matt Rogers, co-host of "Las Culturistas" and "Gayme Show," and the varsity co-captain of Team Denise. They discuss why on-and-off camera personal growth - or lack thereof - matters on RHONY, what Erika Jayne's confessionals say about Team Denise vs Everyone Else, and whether or not Generation OG should retire. Tinsley may have performed her swan song, but Sarah's cackle is ready for an encore - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 164! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls **FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL AND ENJOY THE FACE BEHIND THE CACKLE: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-b

Upon hearing about Stassi's pregnancy news, Sarah immediately goes to her bridal registry to send a mazel to LA's hardest working crisis PR. She then sits down with Vanderpump Rules' best gift, "Sexy Unique Podcast" host Lara Marie Schoenhals. They discuss the Pump Rules reunion, Jax's uncertain future, and why Kyle's childhood has influenced her friendship with Teddi. Stassi and Big Kathy may not love this week's conversations, but listeners certainly will - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 163! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. AN EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODE WITH STEVE FROM @FACESBYBRAVO - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. ht

In a "Pass the Mic" episode of Andy's Girls, The Real Housewives of Potomac star Candiace Dillard Bassett joins the People's People's Couch to share her perspective on Bravo and Black Lives Matter, exclusively with AG. Sarah also sits down with writer and Black Bravoholic Rafi D'Angelo to discuss the challenges separating the corporation from the community, why Nene's public critiques may have more to do with Kandi than Bravo HQ, and whether or not a certain cougar will ever be let loose in the OC. Don't bring a butter knife to a gun fight, because Candiace is here to slay - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 162! Support Rafi's writing: https://soletstalkabout.com Email proof of a BLM-org donation and get to hear Sarah's Stassi story on the next AG: andysgirlsshow@gmail.com Additional Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns

Sarah unpacks Bravo's reaction (or lack thereof) to the Black Lives Matter movement, and invites several black Bravoholics and AG fans to share their thoughts. Porsha has stepped into her family legacy, and Sarah's cackle is aiming for social good - it's Andy's Girls Episode 161! Black Lives Matter! Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignzero.org 2. Color of Change: Color Of Change designs campaigns powerful enough to end practices that unfairly hold Black people back, and champion solutions that move us all forward. https://colorofchange.org 3. The Bail Project: works with public defenders and community organizations to provide assistance paying bail, court date reminders, transportation, and other support to low-income individuals. https://bailproject.org 4. Twelve Ways You Can Help Eradicate White Supremacy, by the folks at Ben and Jerry's, where Sarah's zippers have spent...s

After watching this week's RHOBH on a loop, Sarah immediately books Erika Jayne's astrologer who confirms that yes, all signs point to this season of Beverly Hills being a full return to form. An Aries with Beador Rising, Sarah immediately celebrates with an epic deep dive of Housewife motivations with Kate Casey, host of "Reality Life with Kate Casey." They discuss what Dorinda and Michael Jordan have in common (spoiler alert: it's not a championship ring for Season 12), the ways in which friendships and alliances intersect on Beverly Hills, and what counsel Kate has given Bravolebs before and after joining a show. Justice for Tinsley, because we know how passionately Sarah supports a woman's right to screech - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 160! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. AN EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODE WITH KATE CASEY - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch

Inspired by this week's RHONY, Sarah Google Images "unnecessary rage spiral," and spots 15 pictures of Kelly Dodd's IG account. She throws her second computer in the trash - three times the charm! - and soothes herself with a deep-dive of all things Housewifery with "Bitch is Better" podcast host Raven Chatman, also known as @MainlyBravo. They discuss Bravo's responsibility in keeping Bravolebs accountable, how tabloids have played a crucial "friend-of" role on this season's Atlanta, New York, and Beverly Hills, and why Denise's apprehensions about on-camera instincts are particularly beneficial to the show. Eva's boobs are social distancing, but Sarah's cackle is definitely not - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 159! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. AN EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODE WITH BRIAN MOYLAN - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah Googles "Sonja Morgan Century 21", determined to support Sonja's favorite brand. After realizing she's a few million short from taking over the townhouse, Sarah instead makes a decision that Teddi approves, and goes "All In" - trademark pending - about all things Housewives with writer/producer/director, and future RHOP show-runner (or at least, viewer), James LaRosa. They discuss the emotional stakes surrounding Kyle vs. Dorit, why Dorinda may be so invested in LuAnn's disavowal of alcohol abuse, and the lessons Housewife franchises should learn from Will and Grace. If you're a member of the Orange County cast, you may want to social distance from this conversation - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 158! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. AN EXCLUSIVE RHOP PATREON EP WITH PETSHOPBOY - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After realizing she forgot to respond to a Fashion Week Google Cal invite sent by Sonja by Sonja Morgan PR, Sarah decides to host her own Andy's Girls Sky Top Spectacular. She throws on several layers of Kyle X Shahida, Lynne Curtin cuffs, Skinnygirl Kids fat baby hand and body lotion, La'Dame by Karen Huger, and the most important article of all - an epic catwalk with the Doris Kearns Goodwin of Bravo, writer and "Shut Up Evan" host, Evan Ross Katz. They roll up their Alexis Couture sleeves and discuss Evan's friendship with burgeoning supermodel Lisa Rinna, why this season of RHONY could've used a dose of Yummie Tummie, and the difference between truly memorable moments vs memes. This conversation is so good, Maurico is on 'high' alert - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 157! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. AN EXCLUSIVE RHOA REUNION TRAILER REACTION EP - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad ch

Inspired by Bravo's Ladies of London marathon, Sarah calls up her favorite British Dame: President and Founder of the Real Housewives Institute, Brian Moylan. They discuss the 100 people in a room breathing a sigh of relief that Bethenny and LVP have moved on, the impact Dorit and PK's on-camera cash confessionals may have on other cast members' legal dramas, and the difference between how Erika Jayne and Sonja view their marriages to much older, and agelessly wealthy, men. This episode is like Summer House - a never-ending delight - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 156! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. NEW BONUS EPISODE - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Extra, Extra! Screech all about it! Sarah sits on the People's People's Couch and embarks on an OG of the AG THAT'S MY OPINION battle royale about the future of RHONY and RHOBH's seasons. Joined by OG of the AG and co-host of "You Might Know Her From," writer/producer Damian Bellino, the OGs of the AG 'discuss' which franchise shows greater plot potential, why Sutton's demotion may actually benefit her future diamond, and how Atlanta is uniquely suited for a satellite reunion. This episode has to be worth at least 39 million dollars, and doesn't include the value of Sarah's cackle - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 155! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. NEW BONUS EPISODE WITH DAMIAN BELLINO - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls DAILY BEAST ARTICLE FEATURING SARAH'S THOUGHTS ON RHONY LEAH MCSWEENEY: https://www.thedailybeast.com/real-housewives-of-new-york-breakout-leah-mcsweeneys-anti-metoo-and-trump-defending-past?ref=author See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info

Sarah watches this week's episode of RHONY and furiously scrubs off the temporary tattoo of Evan Goldschneider staking its claim on her lower back, on the off-chance she and Ramona share an underground bunker in the near future. Exhausted by moving her body a single inch, she prescribes herself the best self-care around, a deep dive into RHONY and its 12-season evolution with Bloomberg Pursuit's editorial director, Chris Rovzar. They unpack Chris' experiences interacting with the housewives in NY society's concrete jungle, Jill's response to his infamous NY Mag recaps, and why a red balloon seems to follow Dorinda wherever she unravels. This episode is number one in pecking order, and for that Sonja is thrilled - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 154! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND RECEIVE EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC. A NEW BONUS SATCHELS EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah finishes watching season 3 of RHONY for the 33rd time, and realizes she needs to circle back to her other favorite self-care: deep diving the RHONY Season 12 premiere with comedian and editor of Input Mag, Ryan Houlihan. Before the Ghost of Bobby Zarin nudges Sarah into destroying her computer much like Jill's MIA apple, they discuss Leah's smash debut on camera, and shocking past online, what Rosie O'Donnell has in common with Housewives, and why Teddi's return may be a pointed strategy from production. Jax Taylor says this episode is his religion now, and don't you forget it - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 153! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND GET SARAH A NEW COMPUTER - INCLUDING A NEW RHOBH TAGLINES BONUS EP: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After stockpiling her NYC apt with QVC boxes of cream-cheese-stuffed-salmon - quite a show of fortitude for a vegetarian who doesn't eat dairy - Sarah calls up her favorite ingredient for a deep dive convo, writer and producer Tracie Morrissey. They discuss Bravolebs' varying degrees of success responding to coronavirus, which Housewives franchise "Tiger King" breakout star Carole Baskin should join, and Tracie shares exclusive scoop on the upcoming RHOBH and RHONY premieres. The world may not feel c'est bon, c'est bon, but this convo definitely does - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 152! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. NEW BONUS EPISODE TALKING RHOA, RHONJ, AND JAMEELA JAMIL BEE TEA WITH TRACIE MORRISSEY - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sequestered in her Upper East Side quarantine, Sarah buys enough groceries to withstand the emotional eating required when reading the RHONY season 12 taglines. She suddenly realizes she's missing her favorite core ingredient, and calls up OG of the AG and co-host of "You Might Know Her From," writer/producer Damian Bellino. They discuss why a problematic Kenya is the perfect equation for RHOA, the reasoning behind Nene and Kandi's online battle, and the difference between friends-of power structures on Atlanta vs. Beverly Hills. Teresa's reunion edit may have the last laugh, but it's got nothing on this cackle - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 151! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. NEW BONUS EPISODE WITH DAMIAN BELLINO - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah discovers Danielle Staub is coming out with her own podcast, and immediately self-quarantines. On this 150th episode SG of the AG Self-Quarantine Quorom special episode, Sarah unpacks Bravolebrity responses to the global pandemic, why Kenya should watch RHONJ's reunion part 2, and what Teresa's kosher-certified new beginning means for her future on the show. Wash your hands of Marc Daly - and also for the safety and health of millions - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 150! Stay home! Wash your hands! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC NEW RHOBH SEASON 10 TRAILER BONUS EP - AFTER YOU WASH YOUR HANDS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Missing the glory that was BravoCon, Sarah puts on her favorite Housewife cosplay (9 lemons, one bowl) and settles into the People's People's Couch: Extra Pumped but Not About Kentucky with fellow Certified Bravoholic and Not Skinny But Not Fat podcast host and Instagrammer, Amanda Hirsch. They discuss why Brittany's wedding song should be True Colors, their opposing views on Jennifer Aydin's reunion performance, and which Jersey housewife is a true spiritual OG. Danielle Staub was invited to be on this week's ep, but there was no available folding chair - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 149! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC. NEW 25-MIN LOVE IS BLIND DEEP DIVE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Realizing it's finally the first day of her blessed birthday month, Sarah bakes herself an apple cake in the shape of a Zarin rug, and wishes for the return of that ginger OG and/or RHOBH. After realizing that Bravo probably thinks she looks too young to have earned these gifts, Sarah turns back to the present with her favorite OG of the AC, Bravo personality, host of "Reality Check" and "Martinis and Murder," and Andy Cohen's longtime assistant, Daryn Carp. They discuss the trap of wanting to befriend Bravolebs, what it means when bad behavior isn't held accountable on Pump Rules and Below Deck, and how NJ's finale has risen the franchise to even higher heights. Joe Giudice doesn't know what a podcast is, but he's probably gonna Instagram about this anyway - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 148! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC. NEW 40-MIN TRE SATCHELS DEEP DIVE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more a

Tired of another endless NYC winter, Sarah books a Jitney to the Hamptons, where she discovers it's just as cold. She realizes summer starts from within, and calls up her favorite bright light, Berning in Hell podcaster and "Summer House" breakout star, Hannah Berner. They discuss Hannah's journey from Bravoholic to Bravoleb, the importance of body positivity on reality tv, and the less-than-positive reality facing Kyle and Amanda's and Lindsay and Carl's relationships. The cold weather outside is frightful, but a Hamptons-themed DVR is delightful - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 147! **LINK TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES INC. HANNAH AND SARAH'S RHONJ DEEP DIVE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah celebrates Galentine's Day the best way she knows how: by mailing Shannon Beador a heart shaped box filled with cream cheese stuffed salmon, and inviting her new Bravo bestie, writer Rafi D'Angelo, to the People's People's Couch. They discuss the difference between Nene's vulnerability and accountability, the missing thread in the RHONY trailer, and why Jennifer Aydin is a top-tier Housewife. Throw away your partner and gift-wrapped chocolate, because this conversation is already super sweet - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 147! **LINK TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Curious about the real estate value of a casita next to Chateau, Sarah calls up Margaret and Jennifer's favorite houseguest, writer and producer Tracie Morrissey, for stories inside RHONJ homes. They discuss which Jersey Housewife may have a future career in the Senate, how Atlanta feels like upgraded seltzer, and why the court may order Erika to retire her glam. Patting the puss is pricey, but Sarah's cackle is priceless - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 145! **LINK TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, FEATURING EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices