Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah wakes up feeling blue (another day not being married to Dr. Damon, why God why) - and very patriotic. She sends a Paperless Post for a Biden/Harris win watch party, but realizes her invitees - Vicki, Sigalit, the entirety of Dallas, 96% of Orange County, and at least half of RHONJ, have gone MIA. So she Zooms up her Bravo bestie, registered voter and sassafrass, Dylan Hafer (assistant editor at Betches Media, cohost of the podcast "Mention it All," and creator of @BravoByBetches). They unpack the significance of Bravolebrity silence following the election results, using platform for purpose between Black Housewife franchises vs non-Black shows, and why Monique and Candiace's war of the roses/spilled rosé was destined to end with a (legal) counter punch. America the beautiful, or at least whatever pageant win Candiace's mother bought - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 184! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INC SARAH'S LIVE REACTION TO THE RHOA TRAILER: https://www.patreon.com/

Ahead of a tense week for the United States (due to not having immediate access to the RHOSLC premiere - why, is something else happening?), Sarah indulges in necessary TLC for self-care survival: a case of expired Tipsy Girl, a signed headshot from T'Challa Samuels, and an epic AG kiki with cultural anthropologist, and host of "Las Culturistas" and HBO Max's "Haute Dog," Matt Rogers. They unpack the divide between Karen's focus on accountability vs shame and Gizelle's interest in performative offense, why the RHOP reunion may uncover more behind the scenes tea than what production is prepared to reveal, and a Satchel of Gold connecting Candiace's reaction to the 'altercation' to her tense relationship with Dorothy. Vote early, and not just about Team Candiace vs. Monique - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 183! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INC SARAH'S LIVE REACTION TO THE RHOA TRAILER: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls SUPPORT THE BRAVOHOLICS 'CHIC C'EST LA VOTE': https://w

Sarah decides to get out the vote, and canvasses the Upper East Side about the importance of watching Potomac 6-8 times. After running into Ramona Singer, and explaining that yes, there are Housewives franchises other than those located on opposing coasts, Sarah meets up with her favorite registered voter: "You Might Know Her From" co-host, and OG of the AG, Damian Bellino. They discuss the 'sink or swim' challenge facing RHOBH casting, the differences between reveals about Brandi Glanville and Michael Darby, and why friendship means never having to say you're sorry (once charges have been filed). It's election season, and this duo always wins the popular vote - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 182! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES AND EVENTS, PLUS A SOLO ZOOM KIKI WITH SG: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls SUPPORT THE BRAVOHOLICS 'CHIC C'EST LA VOTE': https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ READ THE VICE ARTICLE ON RHOC, FEATURING AN INTERVIEW WITH SARAH: https://www.vice.com/en/a

Sarah and Pilar Jhena play three rounds of "rock paper scissors" to determine who will win the vaunted role of flower girl at Cynthia's wedding. After losing in a landslide (apparently pointing to a diamond does not count?), Sarah consoles herself with the real reward, an AG kiki with Rachel Wilkerson Miller, VICE Life Deputy Editor and author of "The Art of Showing Up: How To Be There for Yourself and Your People." They discuss Rachel's now-viral piece unpacking the role of respectability politics during the Potomac altercation aftermath, what a just-unearthed video of Michael Darby means for his future on the show (and in his marriage), and the difference between accountability and shame. Much like T'Challa Samuels, this conversation soared to new heights - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 181! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES AND EVENTS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR 24/7 SASS: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ READ RACHEL'S ARTICLE ON RHOP A

With Shannon and Sarah's imaginary best friendship going through a one-season trial separation, Sarah holds close to Archie Beador Galli, the beta fish to her alpha personality. She realizes the only thing to bring her joy during RHOC's version of Kell on Earth is a deep dive with podcaster 'mixologist' @MixingWithMani. They discuss the tense energy surrounding Orange County's upcoming season, how respectability politics played into the Potomac altercation aftermath, and the importance of telling new stories (with new money) on Salt Lake City. Winter is coming, and much like rumors about certain NY Housewives, Sarah's ready to hit the slopes - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 180! WATCH SARAH'S IG LIVE WITH @OHNOBRAVO ON SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11 AT 8PM EST. JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES AND EVENTS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR 24/7 SASS: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ WATCH SARAH AND DJ RICHIE SKYE DISCUSS THE KELLY DODD DRAMA: https://www.you

Sarah sneaks into the Tamron Hall taping, disguised as one of the many, *many* people in Nene's hotel lobby walking in and out of frame. After realizing she was in for a whole lot of emo but much less info, Sarah instead calls up the Doris Kearns Goodwin of Bravo, Evan Ross Katz, writer, editor, and host of the podcast "Shut Up Evan." They discuss what happens when an OG's power falls out of favor, the inherent nuances in discussing Candiace vs Monique, and why so many Househusbands seem to self-sabotage in front of cameras and their wives. Gizelle's father says this double episode has his full approval, and he is a man of impeccable taste - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 179! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES AND EVENTS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR 24/7 SASS: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ LISTEN TO SARAH'S APPEARANCE ON "COME THRU QUEEN": https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/stfu-okay/id1101188156?i=1000493358658 See omnystudio.com/lis

After spending the weekend in her home state of Rhode Island - where Leah is always welcome, and Ramona is TBD - Sarah returns to the People's People's Couch for a pre-RHOP spill-the-tea-kiki with The Bravo Breakdown's Sasha Morfaw. They prepare for Potomac Fight Night with predictions for the already-infamous altercation, discuss how breaking down the fourth wall on RHOBH revealed as much about the featured producer as it did Denise, and unpack how Leah's defense of Dorinda may have been a matter of mental health. You could be Team Monique or Team Candiace, but this episode is surely the champ - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 178! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR 24/7 SASS: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah celebrates the Jewish New Year the best way she knows how: by grabbing Dorinda's unused apple for S13 and adding a honey flambé. She then celebrates a year of New Beginnings with one of her sweetest co-hosts, the inimitable Michael Arceneaux, New York Times bestselling author, future television superstar, and unabashed captain of Team Candiace. They unpack the differences between respecting your Housewife villains vs. offensive performative Housewifery, why Denise could've used a Zoom session with Tinsley before filming the reunion (and/or joining the show), and what Teddi's business tactics have in common with The Vow. The only RHOBH cult Sarah wants to join is the one devoted to praising Garcelle - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 177! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INC A NEW 70-MIN EPISODE UNPACKING ALL THINGS RHOBH AND RHONY WITH AN OG OF THE AG PSYCHOTHERAPIST: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR 24/7 SASS: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli

Sarah finds out Denise Richards is quitting RHOBH, and immediately begins sitting shiva. After lighting a Casamigos Reposado-scented memorial candle, murmuring the Mourner's Kaddish, and baking some blueberry ragamuffins, Sarah consoles herself the best way she knows how: by embarking on an investigative journalism quest with writer, producer, and co-host of the podcast "Pot Psychology," and producer of "The B List," Tracie Morrissey. They discuss how All in by Teddi is proving its name concerning multiple alleged unsafe practices, why Denise and Carole stumble when it comes to reunion fights about friendships, and whether or not Dr. Wendy can add a degree of accountability to her previous four. Heather Thomson may not be returning to RHONY (yet), but mama this week's convo makes a person holla - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 176! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES, INC A NEW 45-MIN AFTER SHOW WITH TRACIE MORRISSEY: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR 24/

A blissful Sarah awakens from the most wonderful sleep, dreaming about the always-perfect-at-decision-making editors of RHONY including her in this week's season finale. After realizing Viva La Cackle has indeed arrived to her IRL DVR, Sarah calls up one of her fave Bravoholics, the smooth jazz voice behind well-reasoned Housewife psychology, and co-host of the podcast "Come Thru Queen," Brendan Davis. They discuss behind the scenes New York finale episode tea involving an Orange County personality, what Kyle's less-than-charitable reunion reveal says about her transition to a JV LVP, and why Dr. Wendy appears to be the perfect cast member addition, and possible cast member replacement, on Potomac. An apple a day means the cackle is here to stay - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 175! RSVP: THE SECOND-EVER AG PATREON ZOOM KIKI WILL BE THIS SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, AT 7PM EST, EXCLUSIVE TO OG OF THE AG-LEVEL PATREON SUPPORTERS. SIGN UP/LEVEL UP TO SECURE YOUR SEAT AND EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS! WWW.PATREON.COM/ANDYSGIRLS Wa

With the Clubhouse temporarily closed due to CODID-19, Sarah gains entry to the next best thing - an epic behind the scenes kiki with Nick Rizzo, senior producer at Watch What Happens Live, and a noted Housewives historian. They discuss the Dynasty-levels of television excellence behind Rinna vs. Denise on the Beverly Hills finale, why Dorinda's just-announced departure could be more of a time out than retirement, and insider scoop on the WWHL BravoCon special and Andy's baby shower. On this double episode, Sarah also sits down with Sema Bal, the famed RHONY Turkish coffee messenger, for a discussion about Sema's experiences with Dorinda, Carole, and Heather, and Sarah's own coffee reading. Sema drinks the coffee while Nick and Sarah spill the tea - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 174! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS, BECAUSE SARAH NEEDS SOME BATTERIES AKA A DRESS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls SAVE THE DATE: THE SECOND-EVER AG PATREON ZOOM KIKI WILL BE SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, AT 7

Inspired by Dorit's Buca di Baby shower at Beppo Encino, Sarah throws a bunch of pink and yellow paint at a wall of her apartment, and declares it the the Upper E Capri. Inspired by her new international fashion lifestyle brand, she calls up her favorite culture and comedy queen, Lauren Ashley Smith, the Emmy-nominated head writer and co-executive producer of HBO's "A Black Lady Sketch show" and co-host of Radio Andy's "Smith Sisters Live." They discuss which Housewife designs Lauren should wear to the Emmy Awards, what Kyle and Co. are getting wrong about combining sexuality and deceit, and why Dorinda's spiraling might spell doom for the RHONY reunion. Lu may have premiered Viva la Diva, but this cackle reigns supreme - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 173! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS, BECAUSE SARAH NEEDS SOME BATTERIES AKA A DRESS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls ENTER THE BRAVO MERCH GIVEAWAY "IT *IS* MY PLATE, YOU FUCKING BITCH," SEND IN SATCHELS OF GOLD, SLIDE INTO SARAH'

Sarah takes advantage of a bit of free time currently available, due to having done absolutely nothing since March, and buys a drum kit. She teaches herself "Kenya Moore Hair Care," and like summoning a spirit guide from another land (Los Angeles), finds herself in a convo about all things Beverly Hills with Kenya's WWHL seat mate - and renowned Bravoholic - actor, writer, producer, and fellow podcaster, Joel Kim Booster. They discuss Dorit's climb to the top of Beverly Hills and parts of Europe, whether Candiace has any redeeming qualities that could save her place in Potomac, and why the only likely counter to Dorinda's anger doesn't currently exist on RHONY. Nene's peach may be out of season, but this convo is fully juiced - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 172! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS, BECAUSE SARAH NEEDS SOME BATTERIES AKA A DRESS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls ENTER THE BRAVO MERCH GIVEAWAY "IT *IS* MY PLATE, YOU FUCKING BITCH," SEND IN SATCHELS OF GOLD, SLIDE INTO

Sarah wakes up from the most wonderful dream, where she's able to have a panic attack in a Rome, Italy Dolce and Gabbana dressing room without fear of any lurking viruses other than Teddi Mellencamp. After realizing the pandemic is ongoing - aka much of this season of New York - she calls up a working vaccine for the Sunday Scaries: Ryan Bailey, the host of "So Good It's Bad With Ryan Bailey." In Part 1 of their two-part pod swap Loud Talkers Talking Loudly, Sarah and Ryan discuss whether a certain member of the Hamlin household will ever be served humble pie, who will survive a potential cast cull on RHONY, and Ryan's mega crush on Leah McSweeney. Leah, if you're listening, Ryan's DM's are open for love - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 171! JOIN THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS, BECAUSE *THREE NEW EPS IN A WEEK* MEANS SARAH NEEDS SOME MORE BATTERIES AND MAYBE A DRESS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls SEND IN SATCHELS OF GOLD AND SLIDE INTO SARAH'S DMs: https://www.instagram.com/damegal

It's a Potomac Premiere Party, and everyone's invited! After Venmo requesting 22k from Candiace's event planner, Sarah buys herself a warehouse of La'Dame and wafts in the glory of the People's People's Franchise. Ready for headline news about all things Housewives, she meets up with news and entertainment journalist, and pop culture expert, Richie Skye. They discuss what Nene's shocking tweets mean for her reported exit from ATL, why this season of Potomac is equal parts Marriage Therapy and World War P, and Sarah's conversation with Gizelle about franchise friendships from Bravo's exclusive Potomac premiere screening. La' Dame has returned, and this Dame couldn't be happier - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 170! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE BRAVOHOLICS PLEDGE: COMMENT, SHARE, AND DO THE WORK: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ **FIRST-EVER ANDY'S GIRLS ZOOM KIKI - EXCLUSIVE TO OG OF THE AG-LEVEL PATREON PATRONS! AUGUST 8 AT 8PM EST. SIGN UP NOW TO SECURE YOUR SPOT AND ENJOY EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS: https://www.patreon.

Inspired by Dorit's fluency in all things Italian, Sarah glues some candy dots to her face and calls up OG of the AG Damian Bellino for a special double episode of the Divano Delle Persone (Grazie, Google Translate). They discuss the just released Bravoholics Pledge and what it means to hold the Bravo community accountable, Sarah's invitation to the first-ever RHOP Zoom screening with the Potomac cast, and the problematic layers of Teddi's reveal. Rinna may consider herself the Queen of all things Sass, but there is only one Dame - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 169! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE BRAVOHOLICS PLEDGE: COMMENT, SHARE, AND DO THE WORK: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ **FIRST-EVER ANDY'S GIRLS ZOOM KIKI - EXCLUSIVE TO OG OF THE AG-LEVEL PATREON PATRONS! AUGUST 8 AT 8PM EST. SIGN UP TO NAB AN EXCLUSIVE SEAT PLUS EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPS: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls **Listen to Sarah's interview on What Else is Going On: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/talking-to-the-grand-dame-sarah-galli/id152

Inspired by Kanye West's presidential campaign, Sarah files paperwork to run for Secretary of Defense under the Team Denise ticket. After resigning herself to life in a democracy, she invites one of her fave co-hosts back to the People's People's Couch - the creator and writer behind Keep Up With The Kontinuity Errors, television writer, and co-host of Radio Andy's "Smith Sisters Live" - Mariah Smith. They unpack the impeccable timing of "Smith Sisters Live" against Kanye's headlining week, why folks must social distance from Lydia McLaughlin and other Housewife trolls, and the grey area surrounding Brandi's revelation. Lisa Rinna needs to rewatch Full House, because she's apparently forgotten how to cut it out - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 168! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. EXCLUSIVE NEW BONUS EPISODES - WHILE YOU WEAR A MASK: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls **FIRST-EVER ANDY'S GIRLS ZOOM KIKI - EXCLUSIVE TO OG OF THE AG-LEVEL PATREON PATRONS! AUGUST 8 AT 8PM EST. **FOLLOW SARAH ON I

After finding out Vanderpump Dogs is officially happening, Sarah screeches with fury so loud that only Lucy Lucy Apple Juice (new name redacted) can hear. She herself needs to be rescued by another LVP non-apologist, Dylan Hafer, assistant editor at Betches Media, co-host of the pod "Mention It All, and the creator of @BravoByBetches. They discuss what it means to get rewarded for bad behavior with a new show, what happens when RHOC Wives test positive (for life, COVID, and filming irresponsibly) during pandemic production, and how RHONY has become Groundhog Day. Sonja says it is SO important to pay people what they're worth, so see y'all on Patreon - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 167! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. AN EXCLUSIVE NEW BONUS EPISODE WITH DYLAN HAFER - WHILE YOU WEAR A MASK: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls **FIRST-EVER ANDY'S GIRLS ZOOM KIKI - EXCLUSIVE TO OG OF THE AG-LEVEL PATREON PATRONS! AUGUST 8 AT 8PM EST. **FOLLOW SARAH ON IG AND WATCH CHRIS MANZO'S CAMEO PROPOSAL: ht

Sarah checks in to a Beverly Hills plastic surgery suite, waiting for Kim's doctor to heighten the volume on her cackle and screech. She wakes up from her rest and discovers RHOBH is trouncing RHONY quality control, which she quickly determines is the anesthesia wearing off. In walks OG of the AG Damian Bellino, the Team Kim to her Team Kyle, and the OGs settle in for a wide ranging Richards Royale - which sister will triumph? They also discuss a PhD-level Satchel re-examining Jules' role on RHONY, why Aaron vs Erika Jayne is actually much more layered than uniformly thought, and why the clock is striking Turtle Time's Gotta Go. Justice for Denise and also Sarah's screech - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 166! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. EXCLUSIVE NEW BONUS EPISODES WITH DAMIAN BELLINO AND @BRAVOHISTORIAN - WHILE YOU WEAR A MASK: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls **FOLLOW SARAH ON IG AND WATCH CHRIS MANZO'S CAMEO PROPOSAL: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Black Lives Matter Resources:

Inspired by Ramona's very timely and one hundred percent believable 'I'm positive for antibodies and life' press release, Sarah calls up the Easter Bunny, Santa, "Heathers" and "Billy on the Street" writer Carey O'Donnell, and the Tooth Fairy to discuss the RHONY cast's public response to Corona Singer. Sarah and Carey then deep dive Lisa Vanderpump's support of employees in need, if Housewives should make room for a Househusband, and why NY could use a sober journey next season. Ramona as an empathetic person is her greatest Halloween costume to date - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 165! **LINK TO SUPPORT THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON - INC. AN EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODE WITH @BRAVOHISTORIAN - WHILE YOU WEAR A MASK: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls **FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL AND ENJOY THE FACE BEHIND THE CACKLE: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Black Lives Matter Resources: 1. Campaign Zero: The comprehensive platform of research-based policy solutions to end police brutality in America. https://www.joincampaignz