Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah decides to go back to school for a Master's Degree in Real Housewife History. After being waitlisted by Trump University, she enrolls in a PhD program at the Real Housewives Institute - created by none other than Brian Moylan, the famed Housewives historian, recapper, and co-author of Erika Jayne's bestselling memoir, "Pretty Mess." They discuss Brian's off-camera relationship with Erika, Lala's similarities to Saint Camille of Grammer, and which red-haired Housewife could potentially return to New York. Jill Zarin's already listened to this ep, and so should you - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 61! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah tries to remember what she wore last night while hiding from the RHOBH reunion finale (was it vintage/was it a trash can). Undeterred, she decides to reunite with RHONY alum, Last Night's Look blogger, fashionista, and fan favorite, Kristen Taekman. They sit down on Sarah's People's Couch and discuss the current season and cast of RHONY, if Ramonja is broken forever, and what the Housewives are like when the cameras turn off. Put those plastic/glass wine glasses down, it's time to spill the tea- and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 60! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah decides to improve her chances of filling a bartending spot on Watch What Happens Live by calling in one of Broadway's biggest directors, and a WWHL bartender alum, Richard Jay-Alexander. After he shows her how to stand in place for 22 minutes plus commercials, they discuss the universe of Bravo on a Very Special Episode of Andy's Girls, with discussions on which Bravo show is the biggest guilty pleasure, adventures with Bravolebrities in the wild, and what it's like to work with Countess LuAnn. Bette might one of the world's greatest divas, but has she sung Girl Code in Midtown West - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 59! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah takes a melatonin to adequately prep for sleeping through this season's Beverly Hills reunion. She dreams about kiki'ing with one of her favorite Housewives superfans, and the Producer of Digital and Social for "Watch What Happens Live," T. Kyle. They discuss Kim Zolciak Biermann's undoing in Atlanta, the heavenly joy of this season's RHONY, and T. Kyle's insider scoop from Bravo HQ. It's not death or divorce that elicits everlasting grief, but the anxiety before a new episode - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 58! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah decides to train for a marathon or perhaps lunch. After starting her prep by sleeping and watching Carole run, she decides to seek the counsel of licensed health and wellness coach, entrepreneur, avid adventurer, and RHONY alum Heather Thomson. The two discuss Heather's experiences as a Real Housewife of New York, the current status of Bethenny and Carole's friendship, her reaction to LuAnn's arrest, and which Wife she won't speak with again. Heather may be going to climb a mountain in Nepal for charity, but not before this hour-long kiki- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 57! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah joins Scruff in order to out-hag her UES neighbor Sonja Tremont Morgan. After seeing the profiles of several exes, she swipes right for BuzzFeed's Deputy Editor of Arts and Entertainment, Louis Peitzman. They elope at Sushi Roxx and discuss which 'Wives should return to Beverly Hills, why friendships in NYC are heading for rocky(Columbian)waters, and who should hold an Atlanta peach. The wedding registry can be found at Beverly Beach, or was it Tinder -- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 56! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah lives a lifelong dream and travels all the way to Mecca, aka a RHONY season finale taping 10-minutes away. After attending what she considers her Bravo Make-A-Wish, she meets up with OG of the AG Damian Bellino, for a discussion about Kim Zolciak Biermann's peach pursuit on Atlanta, Erika Jayne's defensiveness on Beverly Hills, and exclusive news on RHONY - including who should stay, and who might go. This episode isn't tardy for the party, it was just busy hiring Nene's exterminator- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 55! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah hides in steerage underneath PK's boat, but unfortunately is 54 minutes late and misses the party. While swimming to shore, she doggy paddles over to Famed Teresa Apologist and personal friend to several Housewives, Ben Rimalower. They avoid sharks - sorry, Danielle - and discuss the future of Jersey, the similarities between Siggy and Dorit, and inside scoop on LuAnn's sober New Beginning. This ep isn't late, it just got forgot to check in with its West Palm Beach probation officer- it's Andy's Girls, Episode 54! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah and Damian go halfsies on a sick junior suite at Bellevue. After sitting shivah for Bobby Zarin (RIP) and updating their Tinder/Grindr location settings, they kiki about Jill Zarin and Bethenny Frankel's long-awaited reunion, Atlanta's Medium masterclass, and the similarities between Dorit and Vanderpump Rules' Jax. The OGs of the AGs are reunited, and Teddi says this ep is right on time - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 53! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah schleps to Bergdorf Goodman, looking for a Chanel-clad Santa Claus on whose lap she can beg for a decent season of Beverly Hills. Whilst there, she runs into Hanukkah Harry himself, "Patti Issues" writer/performer Ben Rimalower. They discuss Ben's upcoming cabaret show starring Countess LuAnn, the relationship similarities between Tre and Melissa and LVP and Kyle, and a deep dive into Siggy's shocking announcement that she's leaving RHONJ. It's not the holiday season without two Jews screeching - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 52! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah storms out of the Mayo Clinic after Daisy the Health Advocate insists they don't serve dairy. She's met by OG of the AG and VH1 Senior Producer Damian Bellino, who fixes her bun and insists they nosh at Porsha's favorite Chinese restaurant, Korean Delights. They grab some vegan egg rolls and proceed to discuss the future of RHOC, rivalries in Jersey, and what lessons Beverly Hills should learn from Vanderpump Rules. This ep isn't late, it was just busy swiping right at the Round Up - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 51! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah celebrates the 50th episode of "Andy's Girls" as only she knows how - by sneaking into the Regency with Damian Bellino, because it's always about Tom. They settle into a corner booth, gift themselves diamonds and rosé, and discuss who is the true Middle Peach on Atlanta, Danielle Staub's New Beginning on Jersey, and argue about LeeAnne's hands on Dallas. Peggy should get an OC eviction notice but this show keeps going - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 50! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah takes a Lyft Line to Florida, with the hope of finding a $1,000 birthday cake to slam on the floor in Boca. After remembering cake is made up of sugar and carbs, she instead heads to South Beach and marks off another item on her bucket list by speaking with Miami Real Housewife, the Mayor of Miami, Lea Black! They discuss Lea's return to Bravo on "Flipping Out," her thoughts on Jeff Lewis' epic battle with Heather Dubrow, her friendship with the Queen of Versailles, and if RHOM will return to Bravo. We're back in The World of Lea Black - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 49! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah hops in an Uber headed to Bravo TV headquarters, intending to picket about a lackluster season of RHOC, when the streets/Waze begin talking - so instead she heads over to kiki with the co-creator of Every Hue Beauty and star of the Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle Bryant! They talk about Karen's reported financial issues, the demise of Ashley and Michael's marriage, and the state of Robin and Juan's relationship. The streets are talking, and not just about the Black Bill Gates - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 48! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah sneaks into the Bravo Clubhouse, armed with an early 90s headshot and a dream. While scouring the studio for a leftover shotski, she runs into "WWHL" bartender and Devoted Tre Apologist, writer/performer Ben Rimalower. They kiki about which OC Housewife needs to be served with the 25th amendment, what love lessons Shannon could learn from Kelly, the glory of Dallas Season 2, and why Tre's Turning Tables could lead to divorce. Those aren't knives in your hands, they're just hands - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 47! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While undergoing a medical procedure more traumatizing than Danielle Staub's return to Jersey, Sarah sees a white light, and decides to follow it through Manhattan, past the Turnpike, and into the Garden State. While there, she chats with Jersey Housewife, relationship expert and "Write Your Own Fairytale" author Siggy Flicker. They chat about the "shocking" upcoming 8th season of RHONJ, her current friendship status with Jacqueline, and relationship advice for Bethenny. Mazels all around - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 46! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah takes a power walk from the Yolanda Hadid Foster Hadid Again Lyme Clinic to a synagogue on the Lower East Side, in order to pray to the Bravo Gods for a better season of RHOC. While shopping for matzah shaped earrings in the gift shop, she runs into Buzzfeed Senior Editor, and Real Housewife Dramaturge, Louis Peitzman. They preview the NJ season premiere, praise the joyous bounty that is Dallas Season 2, and ponder if Jill Zarin will ever return as a NY housewife. Fly like a butterfly and stink like Peggy on OC - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 45! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah stands in line at the post office in order to update her passport photo to one with an "I HEART RHOD" t-shirt. While buying stamps with pictures of Dallas Housewives, she runs into NY Mag recapper, writer/performer Ben Rimalower. They kiki about the current level of drama on OC, the joy of Dallas' New Beginning, and how New York's reunion felt like Law & Order: Forthcoming Divorce. Steve seems like a normal boyfriend, someone give him Sarah's number - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 44! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah kidnaps Daisy the Health Advocate from Yolanda Hadid Foster Hadid Again's NYC penthouse. While waiting for bail in the jail cell next to Apollo, she runs into OG of the AG, and Senior Producer at VH1, Damian Bellino. They kiki about casting changes on Atlanta, improvements in Dallas and Potomac, why Vicki is fighting a losing battle on OC, and which New York housewife should make a triumphant return. That's not Skinnygirl Sarah's drinking, it's hubris tinged with a Yolanda apology - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 43! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah secretly escapes from the psychiatric hospital where she was being held for chronic overconsumption of Skinnygirl popcorn. After ducking into a local Fairway to pick up another case, she runs into Friend of Andy's Girls and Also A Certain Jersey Housewife, Ben Rimalower. They talk through LuAnn and Tom's "shocking" divorce news, match up NY Housewives with Sex and the City characters, and explore Ben's newfound love of RHOC. It's not the Quiet Woman because the cackle has returned - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 42! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices