Wood And The Bone

Are you good at throwing stuff and drinking beer? Have you accidentally killed/alienated your loved ones? Can you climb anything? Well, we want you! Come join Wood, the Bone, and special guest John Guastavino as they review the 2016 David Ayer hit/bomb Suicide Squad! Do you need superpowers to beat Superman? Do all Australians have concealed beers? What exactly is inside the head of a man with a blackberry face? Tune in to find out, only on Wood and the Bone.

This week, Steve and Matt review The Dark Knight 4: Zuckerberg Tricks Argo. The boys are joined by their friend Harrison Barndt to decide whether this movie was a total piece of shit or a pile of flaming garbage. Sexy Alfred! Grasshopper soldiers! A mutated Michael Shannon cave troll! Beavis has it all! FOLLOW. SUBSCRIBE. BLEEEED.

And we're back! Join Wood and the Bone as they review the 2016 Paul Feig journey, Ghostbusters! Hope your proton pack didn't get too rusty, because New York is flooded with ghosts again! Not really again, it's flooded with ghosts for the first time in a different universe. But Bill Murray is still in it. So is Dan Aykroyd. Actually, everyone is in this one. Fire up your ghost woodchipper and open your portal to podcastland, because it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

Oh yeah! The boys are back in Tinsel Town to review the film to end all films, Doug Ellin's 2015 tour de force, Entourage! Grab your molly and viagra because this party is about to be jumpin'! Will Vinny do the movie? Is E still a bitch? How fat was Turtle really? All of these questions and more will be answered on the season finale of Wood and the Bone. Victory!!!!

It's a Spice eat Spice world baby, and Wood and the Bone are just casting in it. With the big release of Batman v Superman this weekend, Steve and Matt decided to review Spice World, the Spice Girls movie, in order to avoid relevancy at all costs. The boys talk Jason Biggs' sweaters, aliens that are thirsty AF, and read some five-star reviews. Thanks for checking us out. Try spicing up your feed with our podcast!

I love this town! Strap on your proton packs because Gozer's favorite minions, Wood and the Bone, are back reviewing the 1984 Ivan Reitman cult classic, Ghostbusters! This episode features a very special guest, Alyse Hatzai! Listen as the team dissects the haunting nature of ghost blowjobs, the logistics of a 10-story marshmallow, and whether or not the flowers are still standing. You won't want to miss this one, kids! Did we mention we love this town?

Lord Stamos has smiled upon us and granted us mercy, FULL HOUSE is back! Wood and the Bone dip into the grab bag once again to review Fuller House, Netflix’s latest nostalgia-fueled abomination! The Boys discuss where a show with such antiquated sensibilities fits in today’s television landscape and the part where Stephanie held the baby butt up to her ear and the baby farted. FOLLOW! SUBSCRIBE! GIBBLER!

Look at this podcast, isn't it great? Tune in for this week's episode where Wood, the Bone, and special guest John "Goodman" Guastavino do what three dudes in their twenties do best: review Disney's 1989 classic, The Little Mermaid! Learn about such subjects as turd gardens, what fire is and why it... what's the word... burns, and how the only way to stand up to your biggest enemies is by stabbing them with an even bigger boat. Also featuring a special update on J.K. Rowling and the latest '90s soul-suck money grab!

This week, Mario Cardone and Lu-steve-gi talk the 1993 box office bob-omb, Super Mario Bros. The boys are joined by their favorite goomba (not a slur, fun nickname relating to subject matter), Johnny Guastavino. The trio discuss whether an unrideable Yoshi is a Yoshi at all, the tragic figure of Scapeli, and, of course, the Max Headroom Broadcast Signal Intrusion of 1987. Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo developed an alcohol dependency because of this movie, so the least you can do is FOLLOW, SUBSCRIBE and TRUST THE FUNGUS.

What's our name? Wood and the Bone, that's what! Grab your chimichangas and Grape Nuts, strap into your mutant oxygen chamber, and tune into our latest episode, the 2016 Tim Miller classic, Deadpool! Listen as Matt, Steve, and special guest Josh Homa discuss the merits of R-rated superhero movies, Ryan Reynolds' sexy melted skin, and some awkward anecdotes about watching nude scenes with parents! Listen to the voices inside your head and break the fourth wall with Deadpool!

Love won't save you, Padme, only our new podcast can do that! Wood, the Bone, Warky F. Baby, and Gannon the King of Canon finish out the prequelcasts with a review of REVENGE OF THE SITH. We discuss Anakin committing younglingcide, Natalie Portman's role as a person who sits down and later dies, and Han Solo's favorite game, "Hide the Blue Hotdog." So saddle up with Wood and the Bone and ride your magnificent iguana into the sunset. Follow, subscribe, and set your phasers to STAR WARS!

Ok, Campers, rise and shine because this episode of Wood and the Bone is extremely time-sensitive! Steve, Matt, and their buddy Jerry ring in the only holiday with a movie more popular than the holiday its based on: GROUNDHOG DAY! The boys discuss the subtle nuances of William Murray, the ethics of recreational murder in a closed time loop, and the important role the Barenaked Ladies will play in our 2016 reboot. I don't know about you, but I'm feeling deja vu. Follow! Subscribe! Bing!

Wood and the Bone are more relevant than ever with this review of the 1981 cult classic Escape from New York. The boys discuss the future of sleeveless shirts, the satisfying *kerchunk* of a pointy bat against a supple human head, and we cast the Always Sunny gang in a 2016 reboot! So check us out on Soundcloud and iTunes! We're A-Number-1!

Days of Future Past? More like Dudes on Funny Casts! Sorry about that ... This week, Wood, The Bone, and special guest Harrison Barndt discuss the pinnacles and pitfalls of X-Man 2: The Lannisters Strike Back. Matt and Harry talk endlessly about fifth-tier mutants nobody cares about and Steve keeps trying to bring up Star Wars. So follow, subscribe, and crush the mutant rebellion in its infancy!

Wood, the Bone, and their ad hoc Jedi Council return to discuss the movie everyone and their "frog bitch" has been talking about: Star Wars 2: The Boogalo Awakens. Steve fetishizes Chewbaca’s fingers, Matt unveils the frightening truth behind Jimmy Carter’s turban years, and everyone hates Mace Windu. So, Mothers, lock up your Rathtars, Wood and the Bone are back to finish what they started so many week ago. FOLLOW, SUBSCRIBE, LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU!

Eight people on a podcast? I've got a bad feeling about this. Wood, the Bone, and a sandcrawler full of special guests review The Force Awakens or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Death Star 3. The boys (and girl) discuss Star Wars reality shows, Porkins' revenge, and more truly awful Lando Calrissian impressions. Our podcast is calling to you. Just let it in.

COME WITH US IF YOU WANT TO LAUGH. Wood and the Bone return from the distant future to review the summer movie you don't even remember coming out: Terminator Genisys! The boys finally forgive Arnold for cheating on Maria Shriver and spend most of the episode talking about Terminator 2. So stream, subscribe, and play your part as we continue our crawl towards the singularity!

Here is a segment from Episode 21 that was cut due to length. Listen to Matt and Steve slowly realize their year-end lists are almost identical and that their podcast lacks diversity and depth!

This holiday season, let Wood and the Bone provide you with the perfect, bland, vanilla background noise to all your gift wrapping tedium. Steve, Matt, and special guest, Kevin, review a film almost unanimously starring dead people. In their review of It's a Wonderful Life, the boys discuss Liam Neeson's Nissan and Cardone talks like Jimmy Stewart for 75 minutes. MERRY PODCAST, YA FILTHY ANIMALS!

Yippy-ki-yay, Mister Falcon! Wood and the Bone are back for their most EXPLOSIVE Christmas Episode yet! Joe Gieringer joins Wood and the Bone live via Skype to talk about the Dickens classic Die Hard. The boys talk raucous Christmas parties, the existential conundrum of where Reginald VelJohnson ends and where Carl Winslow begins, and, of course, Andy Serkis’ moving portrayal as the building everyone dies hard in. So follow! Stream! Subscribe! And welcome to the podcast, pal!