Wood And The Bone

Welcome to 2017, baby! Young adults, this is your year! Join the boys as we review the 2008 film that started the moody saga, Twilight! Can vampires be pedophiles? Is baseball still the American pastime? Can you wear vampire skin on jewelry? Yes. You can. Check out the only place you can hear two 27-year-old men riff on the young adult classic, only on Wood and the Bone!

Wood and the Bone are back for a standalone adventure with all the fun of a puppy funeral. Wood, the Bone, Johnny Gusto, and the Talented Mr. Warkul discuss the latest helping of Disney's multi-billion dollar acquisition. The boys discuss the good, the bad, and the Ponda Baba this week on Wood and the Bone!

Merry Christmas, ya filthy... ehh. The boys are back with special guest Snakes Griffin to review the 1990 John Hughes classic Home Alone. In our last installment of Yule Like These Movies Month, we explore the finer points of burglarizing homes, the golden pizza ratio, and spiders. Spiders are awfully creepy. Drink your Pepsi, get your passports ready, and put that heating element on the front door. Tell your creepy old neighbor, too!

Merry Gremlins, Wood and the Bone Naish! This week, Matt and Steve are joined by John Gizmovino to discuss the 1984 rule-breaking cautionary tale, Gremlins. We discuss politics, racism, and gremlin-on-gremlin violence. So dim your lights, lock your fridge, and stream a podcast we are sure yule love.

Look out for those reindeer! Join us here at Wood and the Bone as we celebrate Yule Like These Movies Month with our second installment, Ernest Saves Christmas. Why is Santa looking for a replacement? Why is he looking in Florida? Who is Joe Carruthers? How do you deal with a pesky runaway teen who steals your sack full of magic glowing orbs that turn into toys? We don't actually answer any of these, but we do talk a lot about Santa's sack. Come on into Vern's house and tear it up!

PEANUTS, GET YA PEANUTS! I GOT CHARLES SCHULZ'S BELOVED COMIC: PEANUTS OVER HERE! Wreath and the Bow are back, and this week we are talking about the short and sweet A Charlie Brown Christmas. Could the Peanuts gang pull off a Mannequin Challenge? Could this special have benefited from a Hans Zimmer score? Where are the adults?! So this Christmas, bring home our podcast and share it with those closest to you.

First, there was Beatlemania. Then, there was Wrestlemania. Now? Welcome to REDMAYNIA! Join Matt & Steve, with very special guest Jordan Grier, as they review the 2016 David Yates blockbuster, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them! What is the best way to catch a horny rhino? What house would Steve and Matt be a part of? Will Redmayne grab that Oscar gold? We cover all this and more on the latest episode of Wood and the Bone!

Funky Butt Lovin'! It’s a new episode of Wood and the Bone! This week, Matt and Steve are joined by their friend Ethan to discuss the 1993 body-horror classic, Rookie of the Year. Matt and Ethan talk about the logistics of an 11-year-old playing professional baseball while Steve drinks beer and talks about spaghetti. Follow! Subscribe! Busey!

Let's do the time loop again! Here it is, Sorcerers and Sorceresses, the Wood and the Bone exclusive review of the latest Marvel origin story, Doctor Strange. Would you be able to defeat a giant head in hell space? How did Doctor Strange give himself such a sweet haircut? Will Pangborn ever ball again? We cover all this and more, only on Wood and the Bone.

On Fridays, we post podcasts — and you CAN sit with us! This week, Steve and Matt are joined by Jeremy and Tyler, two very saucy teenage twins who teach them a thing or two about what's lit and what's sus. This week, the boys are talking about Mean Girls, a 2004 film from the peak of Lohanmania. This week, generations collide! Only on Wood and the Bone!

What's that behind you again? It's Wood and the Bone, and they are back and creepier than ever. Twice as creepy as the last time! On this edition of Let's Get Creepy, the boys welcome Jim Werewolfwiz back to the show. Creepy tales such as severe burns, sitting pants, and whales that can walk on snow are shared 'round the Wood and the Bone campfire on this evening. Get your Tarrare Value Meal, cover yourself in molasses, and take the next elevator to Creepytown, only on Wood and the Bone!

Spooky Movie Month is in full 'blum this week with our review of the 1986 body-horror classic The Fly! Wood, the Bone, and special guest Sean Yeakel peel back the rancid, corrupted flesh of this week's film and plunge our hands into the yolky mucus within! The boys talk Wes Anderson’s The Fly, silverback Goldblums, and Cardone the chameleon. FOLLOW! SUBSCRIBE! BRUNDLEFLY!

A podcast's way saves the day! That's right, suburbanites. Wood and the Bone are back and on this special occasion, they are reviewing a Tom Hanks film! Today's episode focuses on Joe Dante's 1989 horror romp "The 'Burbs." Are you a serial killer for wanting to stay at home on vacation? Is Steve getting too into serial killers? Is Steve a serial killer? Cut the power cables, hop the fence, and dig into this podcast, because it's a real burner! RIP The Knapps.

The clown epidemic has struck, and once again it's up to Wood and the Bone to heal this great nation. Float on down to the spook factory (Steve's garage) and prepare to get reacquainted with the SCARIEST VHS cover of the 90s. The boys talk Stephen King climaxes, the mental fatigue of a 3.5-hour Goosebumps episode, and perhaps scariest of all, a Happy Madison production of It. So listen, subscribe, and bow before the eater of worlds and of little children!

Oh no... what's that behind you!? Don't worry, it's just Wood and the Bone! We are back this week with a brand new type of podcast for you: creepy stories from the past! No, these aren't about college, but they do span a vast array of topics from missing people, creepy notes, and a guy who has really bad diarrhea. So join Steve and Matt as they scratch the surface of some of the world's greatest unsolved mysteries.

Ring the bell, school's in, suckers! Professors Bone and Wood have returned to teach the importance of hot tub scuba diving, movie boobs, and saying "I love you" to strangers. So join the boys as they fly right into the danger zone. FOLLOW! SUBSCRIBE! WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LAID!

It's the most wonderful time of the year! That's right, everyone, it's Hanksgiving! Join dem boys as they pay the utmost homage to Tom Hanks by summarizing his career in just over an hour! We talk about all of the classics from Big to the movie that happened shortly after Big! Find out where your favorite ranks during this exciting episode. Also, don't forget to go see Sully, starring Tom Hanks, in theaters now. This message brought to you by Sprite. Man, I'm enjoying Sprite.

Welcome to the Jungle, baby! You're gonna laaaaauuuugggghhhh (extremely Axl Rose voice)! Wood, the Bone, and their producer, Jim Warkulwiz, get primal on this week's episode, a review of 2016's The Jungle Book. Why aren't more people scared of monkeys? Was Jake Lloyd a victim of circumstance? Will Rebel Wilson be in Jungle Book 2? Join our pack and find out!

Hey, it's the 90s calling. Did you forget about me? Join Wood and the Bone as they discuss their top 5 favorite cartoons of that famed decade of yesteryear, the 90s. Did Catdog make the cut? Where does Bobby's World rank? Will we survive an inevitable apocalypse due to tensions reaching a boiling point in our country? Click here to find out. Click here also for: 29 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Your 90s Bae Someone Mashed Up The Hey Arnold Theme Song And Footage From A Frog Dissection And It's Everything Only 90s Kids Will Remember These 95 Soft Drinks See What The Felons From Cops Look Like Now Is Steve From Blues Clues Dead Click here. Click. Click next to start slideshow.

Y'all want a lil Strange? Wood and the Bone return to review the incestuous hybrid of all your favorite '80s movies, STRANGER THINGS. The boys talk kids vs. teens vs. adults, Barb dying from partying badly, and the logistics of faking a boy's death with a stuffed animal. So follow, subscribe, and get drunk on sweet, sweet nostalgia with ya boys!