Wood And The Bone

Welcome to the Amazon! That's right, ladies and gentlemen, Wood and the Bone is back with a brand new jam. We've been ensnared by Lassos of Truth, and we can not lie: we love talking about Diana Prince! Join Matt, Steve, and special guest Jordyn as they review the 2017 epic masterpiece, Wonder Woman. How does this stack up against other comic-book movies? Is DC doomed? Did Ghostbusters 2016 really just suck? Find out the answers to all these questions and more. Don't forget your golden bracers, too!

WARNING: YOU HAVE BEEN PULLED FROM CRYOSLEEP... Welcome to the future, Wood and the Boneheads! We trust you slept well? We just wanted to wake you up to tell you that them boys are back with a brand new episode where they review the 2017 James Franco space epic, Alien: Covenant! Join the guys as they discuss space, physics, and the prospect of two Fassbenders making sweet, passionate, robot love. Hug the face of the person closest to you because it is sure to be a bumpy ride. Whether you Ripley believe it or not, these guys know their xenomorphs!

This week on Wood and the Bone, Matt and Steve talk about the newest installment in the Alien series, 2007’s Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem. The boys talk about Game of Thrones Con, bank heists, and Hollywood’s misguided portrayal of teenagers. Hope y’all like tangents! Byeeeeeeee ...

Sorry! The chaps are back with special guests Sean Morrow and Jim Warkulwiz for a very cheeky look at the 2004 British horror romp, Shaun of the Dead! The lads discuss topics such as where to go during a zombie apocalypse, how long it would take before sexing Ty Burrell, and the best place to get pickles in New York City. Dust off your cricket bats, blast the Electro, and make sure you close the front door, because the dead are rising, and they want a spot of tea: only on Wood and the Bone.

Sun's out, Gunn's out! Your favorite galactic podcasters are back for a brand new episode. In our 73rd installment, Wood and the Bone are reviewing the 2017 Marvel superhero romp, Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2. As we welcome back special Kree guest Nick Cardone, we discuss all of the important topics! Do we talk about Kurt Russell's man bits for entirely too long this episode? Yes. Do we love Kurt Rusell? You betcha. Would we let Kurt Russell use our life essence to impregnate every planet in the galaxy? Absolutely. Grab your talking branch, wrangle up your animorph raccoon, and keep your Ego in check, 'cus the Guardians are back, and Wood and the Bone are warping to deep podcast space.

Your friendly neighborhood spider-men are back with a brand new episode! Join Wood and the Bone as they review this 1990 modern-horror masterpiece, Arachnophobia. Is John Goodman the greatest actor alive? Are we planning a vacation in Venezuela anytime soon? Are spiders a natural aphrodisiac? We will exterminate any doubts you have about how weird spiders are after this one, ladies and gentlemen. Leave your big city and join us in Small Spider Town, USA — only on Wood and the Bone!

I came here to chew bubble gum and podcast about '80s movies, and I'm all out of bubble gum. This week, Steve and Matt are joined by Mike Moynahan to discuss the John Carpenter cult classic THEY LIVE! The boys talk about bloopers that make the final cut, the weirdest storylines in all of wrestling, and Steve shoehorns some bullshit about Star Trek in there. REPRODUCE! CONSUME! OBEY YOUR THIRST!

In the Valley of the Creeps, Wood and the Bone are king. Welcome to another creep-tastic edition of the Wood and the Bone anthology series Let's Get Creepy! In our fourth installment (and probably grossest/weirdest), the guys have three tales each that will surely make you cringe. Learn about the dealings of some of our favorite cannibals, the dangers of privatized prisons, and the creepiest Chris Farley story you've ever heard. Oh, you think Pokemon is safe? Not after you hear this! Only on Wood and the Bone.

Did you hear? Your buddy Tom Hanks is getting married, and your pals Wood and the Bone are hosting the party! Welcome to Episode 69 ... ha. Haha. Nice. Wood and the Bone are back reviewing the Israel Brothers' classic sex romp, "Bachelor Party." Was it truly a rocky start for Tom Hanks? Does this movie really get bachelor parties right? Is a donkey snorting cocaine one of the best gags in film history? Learn the answers to all of these and more on this controversial episode. Sex. Listen now and join the party!

It's castin' time! Join Wood and the Bone as they welcome special guest David Maile to the show. On this episode, the guys review the latest 2017 nostalgia smash 'n' grab, Power Rangers. Which show member liked Power Rangers the best? Which color Ranger is the favorite? Will committing sex acts on a cow directly grant you powers? Will Zordon become a giant meth robot? We answer all these questions and more, only as Wood and the Bone can. Tune in! Don't be a putty!

"Bonjour!" "Be our guest!" "I will never love you!" Who could forget these timeless quotes from such a timeless story about love, redemption, and Stockholm Syndrome? Them boys can't. Join Matt, Steve, and producer Warky Dolenz as they review Bill Condon's 2017 live-action adaptation of Disney's Beauty and the Beast. On this episode, the guys discuss whether Belle actually ate the grey stuff, where they would go with a magic time-traveling book, and whether enchanted terrorism of innocent servants and children is as bad as it sounds. So wind your man-clock, light your man-candle, and relax in your man-recliner to listen to the realest review on the interweb, only on Wood and the Bone.

Steve and Matt are back: YOU'RE WELCOME! This week, the boys are talking about Moana, the best-looking Disney movie since Dinosaur (2000). The podmen discuss the Rock's animation domination, the true beauty of a sentient flubber wave, and Cardone lists every Looney Tunes bird he can think of. So set sail for adventure this week on Wave and the Bird.

Outlanders, beware! Matt and Steve are back reviewing the 1984 horror movie classic "Children of the Corn." In the world of vegetables, the corn is king. Join us as we discuss such topics as whether we could beat up a teenager, hospital horror stories, and the cavalier attitude of running over a farmboy. Sharpen those sickles, sacrifice your 19-year-olds, and crucify your heretics because this is gonna get messy. Our soothsaying child drew us a picture of your future, and we know you're gonna love it! Only on Wood and the Bone.

Get ready to enter the Natural Disaster Expanded Universe. Steve and Matt are back in a bittersweet episode in honor of the late, great Bill Paxton as they review the 1996 whirlwind Twister. Only '90s kids will, in fact, get this podcast as we travel back to a simpler time. Is chasing tornadoes crazy? What is the statute of limitations on marriage after leaving your wife? Are all dogs and elderly aunts tornado-proof? We have all the answers and so much more, only on Wood and the Bone.

Honey, we recorded a podcast! This week Matt, Steve, and their buddy Sam are sweating the small stuff with a review of Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. The boys talk about a cock-blocking scorpion, the logistics of eating a giant cookie, and if shrinking your kids and throwing them in the garbage is a sign of bad parenting. So pour yourself a bowl of Cheerios and get a load of this week's Wood and the Bone!

WE. ARE. ELECTROMEN. Stephen J. Worrell and Matthew F. Worrell return this week for another dip in the Varneypool with their review of Ernest Goes to Jail. The boys talk about setting a kid's film in a maximum security prison, Ernest's Bond girls, and Jim Varney auditioning for The Riddler. So turn the power on, sponge down your forehead, and strap yourself in for another electrifying episode of Wood and the Bone!

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose to jeopardize that career by making crude jokes on the Internet. Choose a podcast. Choose a topic. Choose movies that deal with serious topics and make jokes about it. Choose an Ernest movie. Choose a fake plush doll to give away for subscribing on iTunes. Choose to listen to this Trainspotting podcast, exclusively from Wood and the Bone. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got a podcast?

Cage your cougars and kiss your mirrors, everybody. This week, Matt and Steve are reviewing The Neon Demon! The boys struggle to make sense of Nicholas Winding Refn's ethereal dreamscape, discuss the injustices of many women working in the entertainment industry, and examine the 1989 film Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan. So listen! Subscribe! Fear youth! They will destroy and replace us all!

In a world where everything is sunshine, Wood and the Bone are back to cast the creepy shadow on the Internet! That's right, it's time to get creepy again ... again! Them boys are back at the creep game with special guest Nick Cardone. Tune in to hear tales of creepy internet videos, devilish masquerades, and Varney-induced sleep paralysis. Because when the world goes crazy, we get creepy.

The original Maverick and Goose of the podcasting world return with a brand-new episode. That's right! Wood and the Bone are cleared for landing and coming in hot with an episode all about the 1986 thrill ride TOP GUN. The boys talk about Fright Night, Night of the Creeps, and many other movies that aren’t Top Gun! They also talk about Top Gun a few times. We are on a highway to the tangent zone this week on Wood and the Bone!