Wood And The Bone

We called the Boss Baby and he answered!!! (NOT CLICKBAIT) Steve, Matt, and Sean finally get down and dirty with The Boss Baby. Find out how needlessly complicated a movie about a baby that wears a suit can be!

Wood and the Bone are back to review the hottest movie of 2018 so far: a gritty, hard look at the current poltical climate complete with a strong main character, 1995's GoldenEye! Join Matt and Steve as they relive the nostalgia of a movie that inspired video games, Sean Bean-driven franchises, and powerful female characters with sexual innuendo names! Slappers only, License to Kill, Stack. Only '90s kids will get this. As we inch ever closer to our 100th episode, thank you for listening to Wood and the Bone!

Blond Bruce Willis? Space McDonald's? Implied cunnilingus from Chris Tucker? This movie has it all! This week, Steve and Matt talk about some weird, French guy movie, The Fifth Element. Download! Subscribe! Throw up a dab for the Logang!

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Wood and the Bone! That's right, folks. Wood and the Bone are back with a brand new list! Tonight, them boys are giving their opinions on who their 10 favorite Saturday Night Live cast members of all time are. Will your favorite make the list? Why was Chris Farley the best? Is Norm MacDonald universally loved by both Matt and Steve? Tune in to find out. DISCLAIMER: Smash Mouth does not actually perform on this episode.

Happy Star Wars, everybody! It’s that time of year again when Wood and the Bone and their gang of kooky characters review the biggest movie everyone was talking about precisely two weeks after everyone has stopped talking about it. This week, producer Wark and adorable simpleton Johnny Gusto help the boys out reviewing the most universally loved Star Wars film yet — The Last Jedi. They’ve got green breast milk. They’ve got revisionist prequel memories. Cardone probably does a Yoda impression or something. So fry up a Porgroll and Cheese breakfast sammich and chegg it oat.

Did you miss us? That's right. Wood and the Bone is back! With our last installment of "Yule Like These Movies Month," them boys are back reviewing the Christmas movie you didn't realize was a Christmas movie, Just Friends! Get ready to melt down some pure, uncut Reynolds in this unforgettable classic. The boys tackle such issues as being losers in high school, unrequited love, and even throw in a few goofs and gaffes along the way. So get out your pen and paper, write down 100 reasons why you love Wood and the Bone, and sing us that song you've been writing! Merry Christmas, y'all!

This week, the boys are reviewing the most beloved 1980s Bill Murray movie about ghosts, SCROOGED. Listen to them talk about Norm Macdonald and Gremlins 2 and occasionally touch on Scrooged. Has Bill Murray become a Bill Murray character? Will a young and vibrant family adopt Steve? What posters were in Cardone’s dorm room? All the questions you never cared about are finally answered in this podcast that has a longer runtime than the movie it is reviewing! FOLLOW! SUBSCRIBE! GET SCROOGED, BABY!

Have you ever felt special? Like you were meant for more in life than living in your relatives house, wandering from day to day, not knowing what your purpose is? Stop daydreaming at work! We're talkin' Potter, y'all! Join Wood and the Bone as they dissect the 2001 Chris Columbus epic thrill ride, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! Will drinking animal blood make you immortal? Probably. Does Freeform own the rights to this series? Definitely. Do we know all there is to know about the Potterverse? Not even close. Work your magic and check this episode out as we discuss witches, wizards, nargels, griffins, dragons, groundskeepers, and other mythical creatures! All this and more, only on Wood and the Bone.

You wanna hurt us? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. We're a small podcast. Yeah, you're right, we sing too much. We also laugh too much. We could edit our episodes down to 30 minutes... but we don't like to leave our cherished conversations on the cutting-room floor. Well, you think what you want about us; we're not changing. We like... We like US. Our listeners like us. John Candy's dead wife likes us. 'Cause we're the real articles. What you see is what you get.

Close the gate! Were you raised in a barn!? Wood and the Bone are back reviewing the smash-hit phenomenon... classic... uh... Season 2 of Stranger Things! The gang is back, and they're more nostalgic than ever! Stop in and see what's been going on in that funky town of Hawkins. Is Will the new cool kid in school? Is Eleven still chowing down on delicious Eggos? Is impending doom looming over a small midwestern town? Tune in to hear the guys' hot takes on this and more endless tangents — only on Wood and the Bone!

You! Hungover frat boy dressed as Caitlyn Jenner! What day is today? Today is Halloween? My God ... then I’m not too late. Go to your favorite podcast app and download the newest Wood and the Bone! Thats right! Episode 87 is John Carpenter's Halloween! What do you mean the one that’s as big as you? It’s an audio file. What the hell are you talking about? Ya know what? Never mind. Just get some sleep, bro.

Choo choo! The Spooky Movie Month train is continuing its trans-European voyage to its next stop, Transylvania. Join Matt, Steve, Jim, and special guest Galen Grady as they dissect the cult classic Bram Stoker's Dracula. Galen and Matt are finally reunited on the "radio" after a six-year hiatus from Idol Worship, the #1 student radio program in Miami University history. Is Johnny Depp a vampire? Are bites from hairy wolf people the ultimate aphrodisiac? Are crucifixes weapons of mass destruction? All these questions and more will be answered. Get cozy in your coffin, grab a tiny child to eat, and snuggle with your favorite vampire concubine, because this is about to get messy!

Time to do the hokey pokey, ya’ll. The boys are back with another hidden syringe in your bag of candy, and it’s so good it’s SCARY! This week, Matt and Steve review the biggest hit of 1993. When a state of the art theme park featuring cloned dinosaurs loses power, the Sanderson Sisters get loose and wreak havoc on a small Costa Rican island. Matt and Steve talk about Japanese baseball video games, the pied piper, and Joe Dirt. To quote Ian Malcom “Hey uhhhh, John, uh ... now you eventually might have Hocus Pocus content in this Hocus Pocus review, Right? Hello? (bemused snicker)”

Listener beware, you're in for a scare! Wood and the Bone are proud to present the fifth installment of their famed Let's Get Creepy series! Join Matt and Steve as they recount some of the creepiest tales the Internet has to offer. In this episode, the guys discuss maternity laundromats, shrinking genitalia, and the cutest form of mind control you've ever heard! Turn on the lights and grab your blankie. This one's sure to spook ya!

Those who spook together, stay together. That's right, folks. Wood and the Bone are back with another installment of Scaretember ... or Spooky Movie Month ... whichever you prefer! Join Matt and Steve, along with producer Jim Warkulwiz, as they dissect the 2003 cult phenomenon Freddy vs. Jason. Which of these baddies is our favorite? What is our ideal dream murder situation? Which Muppet would play Jason in a remake? You can find out all these answers and more inside. Take your Hypnocil and clean the resin out of your bong, because it's about to get spooky up in here, bitch!

Welcome to prime time, bitch! Steve and Matt return with another episode of Wood and the Bone. This week, Scare-tember continues with Wes Anderson's most whimsical film of all, A Nightmare on Elm Street. The boys talk about their own nightmares, blacking out in Wawa, and banging in your parents' bed. So grab some coffee, throw on W&tB, and have Johnny Depp watch you while you sleep!

The boys are back, and they're lookin for ... clowns? That's right, ladies and gentlemen: Wood and the Bone have returned for Season 3. To kick things off, them boys review the movie that has taken 2017 by storm, Andy Muschietti's 2017 clown romp, IT! As the guys review the theatrical version of Stranger Things, they discuss such topics as the benefits of a low budget, the odd writing of Stephen King, and whether or not Brendan Fraser deserves a place in this franchise. Get ready for another riveting season of Wood and the Bone, folks! It's gonna be one to remember!

What happens when you mix yuppies and a man-eating great white shark? You get our podcast! In the Season 2 finale of Wood and the Bone, them boys discuss the 1975 Steven Spielberg revolutionary shark classic, Jaws. As the guys fight to stay current, they discuss the finer points of filmmaking, which '80s movies inspired Jaws, and just how lame real sharks actually are. As Season 2 of Wood and the Bone comes to a close, we thank you for listening to our show and hope you will join us for another riveting season of Throne Improvement!

Terrorists taking over a plane? Sounds like a fun popcorn adventure to me! This week Wood, the Bone, Johnny Gusto, and Kevin Mason The Nicknameless review Air Force One. The boys talk about Indiana Jones 3, a plane taking a bullet for another plane, and pizza gate. So chug this episode down your ear holes, Wood and the Bone nation, and get ready for a bumpy flight!

Bowling for Soup was right, you guys: High School Never Ends! Just ask Drew Barrymore! That's right, Boneheads. This week your noble podmen are reviewing the 1999 crime thriller Never Been Kissed. The boys discuss high school bullies, Skrillex haircuts, and Cardone wearing a polo shirt to a dance like a loser. So listen, subscribe, and don't stand so close to me!