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HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2012!!!! It's time again to celebrate one of the greatest holidays there is. Join the Random Assault team as they try to make you piss from both fear and laughter. Hoping to give you the nostalgia of Halloween ghost stories and the nostalgia of getting scared to fucking death over Ar You Afraid of the Dark. Let's just hope there's piss. Seriously, I would try to fall asleep listening to this one. MWAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oooooooooh, it's been a while hasn't it? Random Assault returns for another fun filled episode chock-full of baby games, enraged transsexuals, and elitist gay people. We're in for a bumpy, politically incorrect ride!

Welcome back! This is part two of two for Random Assault's coverage of the Boston Festival of Indie games 2012. We wrap up everything we may have missed in the first part (that if you haven't listened to, you SHOULD.) Returning hosts Alex "Bloody Shadow" Cabral, Mela Firefly and Josh Zanelis, now with full stomachs (and better audio quality,) give you more news, more interviews and more stupid bullshit in between. Sit back and enjoy.

Welcome to the amazing world of the Boston Festival of Indie Games 2012. With a lot of promotion and hard work, this event was able to draw droves of indie fans to its open doors with the anticipation of indie games of all types. The event, although having been it's first year, did not disappoint and Random Assault was there to cover it and condese everything you need to know into a two-part podcast full of everything the event had to offer. Join your hosts Alex "Bloody Shadow" Cabral, Mela Firefly and newcomer (see: intern) Josh Zanelis as they present tens of games all with insights and interviews (all varying in length and audio quality.) Check it out.

Internet superstar Byron Reed joins us for a laughtastic look at all sorts of shit. It's a very silly episode this week, but try it and you'll love it. Once you go gray, you can never go.... Gay? Somthing like that.

HOO boy, this one's gonna be controversial. Let's get the elephant in the room out of the way: Matt, Alex and Kate hate Game Grumps. Mitch and Tony sing its praises. I can already hear all of our listeners clicking the unsubscribe button. Other than that, there's talk of game collections, and... puppies. Of course. Because THAT hasn't gotten old yet.

As you can see with your little eyeballs above, young master Mark Breen rejoins us after a whopping 41 episode absence. Naturally, we have plenty of fun but it's all ruined by everyone's computers deciding to commit suicide one after the other. Still, there's more chills, thrills, and pills than you can shake a black market pharmacy at.

This week, it's breakfast, lunch, anime and dinner on Random Assault! The hosts give you a buffet of topics, including an impromptu food theme throughout the episode! Plus, there's some stuff about theme parks, Mitch visits a new arcade that opened up near him, and Alex ACTUALLY likes an anime!

Everything is stupid this week as we look at asinine laws, stupid Sony s***, and spine-tingling horrors from....Something Awful.

Random Assault really lives up to its name this week. Handsome Dave of The POW Block joins us while Matt and Mitch are away on a gay party cruise. The topics are ALL OVER THE PLACE. Get ready for a freewheeling, sloppy wet kiss of a podcast, ladies and germs.

It's a very....well, somewhat musical podcast. Tony gets us all talking game music and Mitch tortures himself once again. Also, porn and basketball.

It's a very super hero-y podcast yet again. Everybody's favourite weird uncle WillyFresh drops by to discuss the new Spider-Man movie, Matt has a hissy fit, and much more Marvely madness.

Despite what the lineup says, Mitch ditched us to go to the beach and tan his appealing and well-sculpted physique. Tony talks about a game he loves but had never played, Alex engages in some shameless pimping, while Kate gets butthurt, and this time it ain't because of no lemon.

We're two men down this week! Mitch is off to save some random-ass dimension and Kate's probably just busy finding new forms of produce to shove up her mud-hole, so this week let Matt, Tony and the ever-soothing Alex serenade you to sleep with tales of love and loss. Also, you know. Mugs. Probably.

Somehow willing to come back after the Lemon Incident, Coughman joins us for another merry-go-round of swears and.....uh....stuff.

We welcome a new creepy uncle to the Random Assault family, none other than the Internet's very own Curtis Stone. We'll walk him and feed him, we promise. Meanwhile, Mitch starts down a path of self-loathing, while Kate and Matt complain. A lot.

The Random Assault team actually does something topical for once! Matt, Alex, Mitch, Tony and Amanda all weigh in on their thoughts on this year's E3 extravaganza. How disappointed will they be? C'mon, we think you know us well enough to answer that for yourselves. But listen anyway, it's a good one.

We chat all about the biggest film of all time ever, Alpha Flight. We're gonna talk a little about this weird things with pages in them, and Tony experiences one of the worst horrors someone without a vagina can experience.

To honor the mysterious and untimely deaths of the Random Assault hosts, the GSPA (Global Shitty Podcast Association) presents this special episode of "Behind the Laughter", detailing the rocky, yet magnificent history of this groundbreaking podcast. Listen to hear the tales of the hosts before and during the show, the final interviews with the hosts, as well as some un-heard bonus content, never before broadcast. Hosted by Kent Blathers, this episode of Behind the Laughter will touch you in very inappropriate ways. You will laugh, you will cry, and you will cringe. Enjoy, and remember the legacy of these great podcasters.

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