Random Assault

Come on, we've done 49 of these. You get the idea by now. We're discussing all things animated Batman, some Star of the North Fist (???), and maybe, just maybe, some of the ice and hatred surrounding Alex's heart begins to melt. I think we really made some progress here.

At 6:00 AM this morning local time, our field agents recovered a hard drive containing the missing twenty-fourth episode of the horrible Random Assault. We need this episode analyzed for any leads it might give us toward stopping SlabFlapper before time runs out. Good luck.

Perverse cast-daddy Matt, vengeful porcupine Alex, and the always-smooth-as-sandpaper Mitch convene at the Penny Arcade Expo in scenic Boston, Massachussetts. WillyFresh, Jayson Canning, and Dave Rinehart are all along for the ride! We talk to special guests! We have interviews! We're still no better at giving the other people on the show a chance to speak! Come and listen to our first live show where we talk to real live creeps!

One of our most trollingest fans (?) joins us to confuse the heck out of us and destroy our self esteem. Also Kate muscle-f***** her way onto the episode even though we totally asked her to f*** off. Sorry.

Alex squees like a small, spastic child, Tony tries to talk about Street Fighter x Tekken, and Kate gets embarrassingly s***faced.

Your eyes do not deceive you! As of this week, we're taking the four-person setup out behind Matt's creepy shed to be put out of its misery. Barring any unfortunate circumstances, you're gonna get all of RA all the time. This week....well, just scroll down will ya?

The lovely Cheryll del Rosario stops by the RA lair to add some much needed class to the joint. Can she put up with four uncouth, obnoxious dorks? Find out on RA 44!

We make Alex pissy with even more anime discussion! With Kate, Mitch, Matt and Tony, what did you expect? Oh, some other stuff happened too, but hey we're chibi and that's super kawaii desu desu desu

Here it is. Our thank you to the fans for getting us up to 100 Likes on Facebook. SO what do we have for your loyalty and support? Well, we dig trough our trash and put togeter a podcast with bad audio... You're WELCOME!

Yet more f****** anime talk, tales of tomfoolery, casting shenangians and not much more!

We're joined by our first guest in a while. Le's been one of the best and brightest of our fan artists and this week he creeps to the microphone like an assassin to discuss all manner of art, tomfoolery, appropriate school conduct and fine clothing.

It's Minor Assault Mortal Kombat edition! With your hosts Alex Cabral, Tony Johnson and SPECIAL GUEST Luke Cunningham (TotalMortalKombat) we bring you a fandom like no other. Coving just about everything MK from games to other media, the fantstically awesome to the terribly horrific, and everything else we can find to refference. IT HAS BEGUN!!!

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Alex's lazy ass not sending me a lineup

Drew returns from a record-breaking 7-episode hiatus, and it turns out, he spent his time actually playing games. SEE! Drew bring content. HEAR! Drew talk a lot. FEEL! The shock and awe of his cohosts.

Oh, maaaannnn...this week's all about getting drunk and stoned with your friends. It's totally mellow maaannn....grab your Cheetos and get ready for the Random Assault Bongcast.

Through dubious means, we come back to you from beyond the grave! How? Well, that would be telling, wouldn't it? Despite the strain of resurrection, we decided to carry on with our mission to delight you all everydfgsdfhkjwr;..llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Aww, who cares. We're back and David Rhinehart of The Pow Block is here!

Tony and Mitch take you on a fast, blue-colored journey through the redemption of Sega's hyperactive little mascot! It's just two Sonic fans geeking out over one of the character's best recent games!

Holy mother of f***, this episodes is absolutely jam-packed with everything you want from an RA episode. Game talk, community service, listener (sorta) questions, interviews, and a ton of petty bickering. Settle into your comfy chair for this epic-length episode.

Hello and welcome to a brand new Random Assault series called Minor Assault! This new show will be a way for us to discuss topics that we cannot bring up on the main Random Assault cast or to accompany articles such as the Full Metal Alchemist cast by Kate and Jayson. And before anyone asks, yes, I stole this idea from Kate and am now claiming it as my own, like any great boss would do! Billy 'Willyfresh' Fretshl joins Matt in the secret Random Assault Podcave under an abandoned Circuit City to discuss all things Spider-man! Here is a taste of some of the things we talked about!