Random Assault

This week, Sol "Kazmo" Stockdon joins us to talk about the recently-unveiled Grand Theft Auto V gameplay, the EVO fighting game tournament, Persona 4, Mitch's Dance Dance Revolution/In the Groove obsession, Sonichu... oh, and Kate opens things up with a story about anus piercings. It's a grab-bag of random bullshit! So give it a listen!

Segment 1 of this episode inexplicably got lost somehow so enjoy a somewhat shorter episode of the podcast! It's not so much a lost episode as it is a lost segment, so that's not all bad, right?

This week is an action-packed romp full of 80's and 90's nostalgia! So, it's just like every other episode we do, but with more explosions. Matt makes a connection to Miami, Tony breathes in the Atmosfear, Mitch takes us through some Worlds of Wonder, Alex sees it, and we all wonder how they hell they managed to port Resident Evil to Game Boy Color.

This week, Alex regails tales from the west coast, including Los Angeles follies and Disneyland dreams. Mitch, meanwhile, keeps it on the east coast with Hotline Miami, and Matt discovers that he actually likes some Disney movies.

This week, we muse on breakfast cereals, point-and-click adventure games, prolapses, and something about bear-sized animals. It's a hoot!

This week we talk about chiptunes and the train wreck that is the Xbox One hahahahAHHAHAHAHAH

This week, we reminisce about the Tiger Electronics LCD games of old, as well as have a bit of a discussion on ad revenue, while we tear blip.tv a new one. It's a good episode, so be sure to hunker down for another 2 hours of fun fun FUN

This is it. This might be one of the sickest, funniest, most depraved things we've ever done. This was so big we originally had to split it into two separate episodes of the podcast. But now you get to listen to all 2 depressing hours full of spicy secrets and Phantom Points, in one digestable mp3 file. Long story short: we found a list of achievements about jerking it, and decided to see who out of the co-hosts had the most. Tony is the Master of Ceremonies considering his stance on masturbation, and many startling revelations are found during this competition. The results will definitely surprise you. Or maybe not, I dunno. Maybe this is the first episode you're thinking of listening to. (If so, you might want to consider listening to an actual, standard episode of the show.)

I don't actually remember what happened on this episode, so hopefully no one is reading this description since I plan on changing it later once I've gone back and listened to it again. But knowing me, I'll probably forget.

Ok, this week is a silly one. Like really, really silly. Something about Final Fantasy: All the Bravest, and a virtual Japanese pop-star pizza fusion, and after the 2nd segment Mitch just kinda... leaves the show?? Yeah, it's a weird one but since it's an episode we hosts loved, you people will probably hate it.

Richard "Danger" Colina joins us on this episode after having met up with us at PAX East 2013. Alex gets to talk about his surprising views on Injustice: Gods Among Us, then Rich gushes over that most underrated of Zelda games: Majora's Mask. It's a great episode!

This week, Alex and Tony talk a LOT about the Looney Tunes show. No, not that one. The new one. The one that was on Cartoon Network recently. Yes, that one. Honestly I forget what else happened on this episode, but it's a good one. You can take my word for it. Trust me.

This week, Matt jerks off about Tomb Raider, Mitch takes us to Columbia by talking about Bioshock Infinite, Kate regales the terrors of Kid Icarus (the original NES one), Tony talks about racecars, lasers, and aeroplanes, and Alex lets everyone in on the secret of a hidden NES gem, thanks to Mitch and Matt.

A content-packed episode of Random Assault for you this week! Brian Liberge joins us to talk about his new game, PULP! The RPG. We reminisce on the 90's tradition of making animals do rad things, Mitch plays a game that only he can enjoy, as well as watches one of the most insane horror movies ever. And naturally, we answer questions from you, the listeners! There's also a contest in this episode so pay attention during the 2nd break!

And so Random Assault reached the end of their fabulous weekend at PAX East 2013. But as we all know, while the ride is fun, the clean up always takes the longest. So here we have the longest part of the special with more stories, more interviews, more of everything you came for from Cards Against Humanity, Dive Kick, Soda Drinker Pro, Gearbox, expensive shits and so much fucking more. Check it out and I hope you enjoyed our coverage as much as we argued, exhausted and loathed bringing it to you. We are exhausted now.

Random Assault's Epic-as-fuck PAX East 2013 weekend continues in part two where the guys cover their Saturday experience. Last of Us, Mark of the Ninja, God of Blades, Don't Starve, Gunnar Optiks, Telekinsis Kyle and TONS more interviews and guests to help us go over the insanity that was the event. Check it out and expect part three soon. Also, check out and Like the Random Assault Facebook page. We got hundreds of PAX photos and articles and updates on the show as well as Facebook exclusive teasers and artwork.

It's that time of the year again and this time Random Assault is fucking press! Oh shit! So join us on our six hour coverage of Pax East 2013 filled with special guests of all statures and buckets of interviews! It's so damn big, we had to split it into three parts. Each part's going to cover a different day of PAX so check out all three. WELCOME TO FRIDAY!

We celebrate St. Patrick's Day a few weeks too late, and we tackle the important issues! We self-bukkake as we look back over the podcast's past episodes. Mitch interrupts people a lot we talk about old games! Matt gushes over the Kirby collection and Mitch and Alex wax poetic over the pink puff's history, Tony wants beer with his fighting game cabinets, Kate completes Skyrim (no, seriously), and Alex has a thing or two to say about Far Cry 3. Then we get into listener questions and Mitch finally fucking snaps.

This week, we actually have a consistent number of things to talk about! In the first segment, we go over the Gearbox/Aliens Colonial Marines debacle. In the second segment, Alex tells us a tale involving Warm Bodies, and in the final segment, we finally get down to brass tacks about the PlayStation 4... a few weeks too late.

Wreck-It-Ralph hits store shelves today and our loveable, foul-mouthed hosts want to tell you if it's worth pouring your sweaty, back-breaking cash into Disney's pockets like you have been for decades. Join Alex, Mitch and Mela as they tell you just what they thought of the latest CG entry in the library with classics like "Chicken Little" and "Meet the Robinsons." ...Okay, it's way better than those.