Random Assault

This week, Le "MisterSuitMan" Tran joins us to talk about JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. And more JoJo. And more JoJo. We talk a shitload about JoJo. Get ready to elaborately pose with us.

This week, if it wasn't obvious by the banner, we take a somber moment to remember Justin "JewWario" Carmical, who was an awesome dude and someone very important to Random Assault. Don't worry, it's not all tears and mourning, we just wanted to pay tribute, so we also talk about import games that you can play (in the spirit of his show), and we also go way too far down the "foreign versions of Sesame Street" rabbit hole.

This time, Richard Hotsauce Carolina joins us for our 109th week in the computer. I wasn't on this episode so I have no idea what we talked about, but I'm sure it was full of hilarity and silliness.

This week, Marco Villa- ...Villapalanpanda... Villalpando joins us and talks art with our fellow art hosts, Mitch and Alex. And then Mitch talks about going to... get this: a farm show. Yes, really. It was awesome. And then Alex complains about Starbomb or something. At least this time his extremely overdone anger is warranted.

Yet another three-person affair, this week gets a little silly. Alex talks about that new Batman game that no one cared about, Mitch turns the Brony documentary into a drinking game, and Kate talks about Kraft Macaroni and Ch- ...I mean, "Kraft Dinner". Even though Kraft makes OTHER THINGS THAN THAT YOU STUPID ASSHOLES. Also, now I'm really disappointed that we didn't call the episode "Brony Friendzoni, Cheese and Macaroni"...

It's another three-man show, and things get a little silly. After Kate reveals the intricacies of the fabled Mario timeline to all of us, the hosts start to berate obsessive fans of all forms of media. Now, we're not going to single out a particular fandom, but we do talk about how we hate fans of a show that has to do with a Doctor. Who, you ask? Wow. I can't believe I wrote that.

Random Assault is leaving their Christmas decorations out a little late this year and we're giving you a big batch of holiday cheer. Whimsy and magic is abound and the gang finds themselves in another Christmas mishap. This episode is longer than both our last ones COMBINED and covers just about every base for storytelling and genre. SO enjoy and have a Happy holiday season and a wonderful New Year... you ungrateful bastards.

This week, it's every body but our two most vocal hosts, so you'll have to make do with Mitch and Kate mostly blabbing on about old Archie comic series, Sonic, and the Metroid series. Despite that rather un-appetizing description, it's a great episode.

This week, Kate follows Mitch's financial advice and gets a Wii U, so expect quite a bit of Mario talk. Then, Tony and Mitch attempt to talk about the BEST SHOW EVER, and then we talk a lot about James Bond, almost exactly 100 episodes too late for a James Bond-themed banner.

This week, Matt hates things! Big surprise. But... he also likes things? ...Big surprise! ...No, that wasn't sarcasm, that was genuine. And we also talk a lot about Charlie Murder, because that's been WEEKS coming, now. And then I think we set our own record for the shortest third segment ever. Oh, and Mitch doesn't like Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One. Whoop-dee-doo.

This week, Daniel Menard of Double Stallion Games comes on to answer your (somewhat stupid) questions and talk about their kick-ass iOS title, Big Action Mega Fight! (or BAMF for short). Some laughs are had and then Mitch gets all Wonderful on everyone's asses, in 101 very different ways. Then, we talk a lot about animal penises. A LOT. Be sure to check out Double Stallion's website, and be sure to download Big Action Mega Fight for your Apple device today!

We're back like we're about to fight Professor Screweyes. A bit of a mish-mash of hosts but still: more Random Assault! Yay! Hooray! And why is it that Dave is always on after one of our milestone episodes?

Yes, it's that time of the year again, and this time we don't have any mishaps with cyber-demons or last-minute ghost stories to tell you! Instead I just act like a real jerk! OOOoooOOOOooooOOOO

With Pokémon X & Y hitting stores shelves a couple weeks ago, the world, once again has Pokerus and Random Assault couldn't be happier. Join Alex, Mitch, Kate, Josh and Rich as they relive their childhoods and introductions to the series and then rocket you into the present with X & Y.

Here it is! After two and a half years of Random Assault, we've finally hit the bench mark that ultimately means a show isn't going anywhere (or will immediately stop.) This episode is filled with so much I can't even begin. Behind the scenes stories, what could have been, explainations for stuff you've probably wondered and surprises I'm not fucking telling you here. Enjoy the episode and thanks for all the support over the years.

Mitch and Kate take Tony on a magical mystery tour through a genre of game he's often dared not to tread: role-playing games! The three talk about various highlights from the genre as well as some of the big-name series like Pokemon and Final Fantasy. If you're a newbie to RPGs, give this one a listen and you might just discover some new games that could very well end up being your new favorites!

This week we have a ton to talk about since we skipped one of the more important weeks in gaming. Mitch returns to the simulated streets of Steelport, Alex makes us want to buy action figures as well as take up gardening, and Kate gives us a disappointing glipse at the future of gaming.

This week's episode is like an angry sandwich. First, Alex and Matt complain about the Penny Arcade podcast Kickstarter, then Mitch celebrates the announcement that Professor Layton vs. Ace Attorney is getting released in North America, and sings the praises of both series, and then Mitch dies or something and the guys talk about the retardation that is YouTube.

WEH HEH HEH! WAAAAAAAAAALUIGI NUMBAH WAN!

Hoo boy. We have a very theater-themed episode this week. Pretty much everyone saw a different movie worth mentioning, and then Kate drops a bomb on us with some rather disgusting pictures of an abandoned porno theater. And Alex talks about Vocaloid or something. Break out your blacklights, it's about to get sticky.