Mostly Nitpicking

There has been an awakening! And you couldn't have felt it because it comes out of NOWHERE! This week, Nando DJ and best friend of the show Chris Diggins assemble for the last Star Wars thing for at least a year or two and nitpick the ninth film in the Skywalker Saga, Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker. They nitpick the wayfinders, the horses, the retcons, the star destroyers, the daggers, and of course the Knights of Ren.

The force may be with us. Or it may not. It could really go either way depending on how you feel about Canto Bight. This week, so that everyone has some time to see Star War: Rise of Skywalker, Nando DJ and best friend of the show Chris Diggins are going to talk about their favorite Star Wars movies. They nitpick the Ewoks, the humor, and of course...wait a second...this can't be right...Baby Yoda?

Everything you thought you knew about Jumanji is about to change. Because Jumanji isn't sure what it is either. This week, Nando and DJ rewire the podcast and are welcomed back to the jungle as they nitpick the sequel to, and I still can't believe this is true, the fifth highest grossing movie of 2017, Jumanji: The Next Level. They nitpick the DLC, the accents, and of course whatever Jumanji...is.

Jumanji is back! Although none of the original characters are back. And they go into the game this time. And it's a video game. And the movie doesn't know what a video game is. But other than that, Jumanji is back, baby! This week, Nando and DJ get Thanos snapped into a mysterious kinda jungle land to nitpick Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. They nitpick the high-schoolers, the villains, and of course Kevin Hart.

It's Anna, Elsa, and three other characters that don't really matter or have anything whatsoever to do. This week, Nando and DJ ride back to Arendelle to check in part seven of Disney's plan to get all of the money, Frozen 2. They nitpick the history, the trolls, and of course the unknown.

It's like Dark Phoenix but with music. And good. This week, Nando, DJ, and special guest Michelle look back at the Disney movie musical full of songs that we enjoyed the first few times and now, because of oversaturation, can't stand, Frozen. They nitpick the trolls, the hair, and of course that first song you probably forgot exists.

They say you can't go home again. And after watching this movie, we desperately wish that were true. This week, Nando and DJ watch the movie suggested by Extra Life donor Jeffrey, 2017's Home Again. They nitpick the relationships, the filmmakers, and of course a certain group of boys and their similarities to a certain other group of guys from a popular 2000's HBO show.

We'll be back. Okay. We're back now! This week Nando and DJ nitpick the sixth or third installment in the classic film franchise that will almost certainly end up being rebooted as a TV show, Terminator: Dark Fate. They nitpick the future, the new Terminator, and of course the drapes.

Come with us if you want to nap! This week, Nando and DJ get into a time machine and go back to the magical year of 2015, the year that it seemed like a Terminator reboot about apps would be the next big thing, to nitpick the absolute disaster that was Terminator Genisys. They nitpick the machines' plan, the new Terminators, and of course time travel. Extra Life Download Links

It is time! We're going Bang! Zoom! Straight to the movie Moon! This week Nando and DJ finally nitpick the movie chosen by the winner of the March Madness competition, Duncan Jones' Moon. They nitpick the space station design, the element harvesting, and of course the video calls.   Our Extra Life Team: https://www.extra-life.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.team&teamID=49062 The image of the weird door: https://imgur.com/a/bH9JFyF

They made a CLEARLY CGI PERSON! Out of another PERSON! This week, Nando and DJ buckle down and watch the most boring movie of the fall, Gemini Man. The nitpick the de-aging, the villains plan, and..the DCEU. 

All we have are negative thoughts. I mean. The acting was good. And production design. But besides that.  This week, Nando and DJ jump down some stairs to the epic conclusion of the Dance to Joker series with the movie that started all those roots that didn't happen, Joker. They nitpick the music, the comedy, and of course the society. 

These aint your father's superheroes. Unless your father is a psychopath. Before the release of Joker (even though technically this is being released after Joker), a movie about a terrible supervillain, Nando and DJ check in on the worst superheroes to ever grace Amazon Prime so far, The Boys. They nitpick the running, the costumes, and of course Translucent.

All your favorite Batman villains are here! The Riddler. Kite Man. General Zod. Voldemort. Sauron. Wait a second. This week, Nando and DJ take out the instructions and build up one of the most Batman movies of all time, The Lego Batman Movie. They nitpick the Legos, the Robin, and of course...Ninjagos?

What are we? Some sort of Nitpicking Pod? This week Nando and DJ crash a helicopter into one of the worst superhero movies ever made, Suicide Squad. They nitpick the Joker's tattoos, the Joker's goons, and of course everything else related to the Joker. Also the rest of the movie. It's a mess. Except Captain Boomerang. He's terrific. Nando writes these. I'm Nando. Hi. 

As part of the Dance to Joker series, Nando and DJ are searching their memory cards and looking back at one of the best series in superhero video game history, the Batman Arkham games. That includes Arkham Asylum, City, Origins, and of course Knight. They nitpick the tanks, the twists, and of course the Arkham Asylum Botanical Gardens. I mean, come on Arkham. What good can those possibly do?

What doesn't kill you...makes you...stranger! Ya get it? Not stronger. Stranger. Because...hes strange. It's very cerebral. This week Nando and DJ travel to Gotham City (with a brief detour in China) to nitpick one of the most popular and possibly greatest movies of all time in The Dark Knight. They nitpick the bullets, the pencils, and of course, the schoolbusses. 

We're talking about satellites and microchips and bodysuits, which can mean only one thing: its time for Future Joker!  This week Nando and DJ dance their way over to New Gotham or whatever to watch the TV movie thing, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker. They nitpick the nightclubs, the red herrings, and of course Joker's plan.

You wanna get nuts? Come on! Let's get nuts! This week, Nando and DJ kick down the doors and dance their way into Gotham city to nitpick Batman 1989. They nitpick the Prince, the chemicals, and Michael Keaton. They also talk about the recent Spider-Man kerfuffle.

Holy Painted-over Moustaches, Batman! This week is the first week of our Road to Joker series. Nando and DJ surf all the way back to the groovy 1960's and watch Batman: The Movie. They nitpick the submarines, the fireman's poles, and of course the shark-repellent.