Mostly Nitpicking

Quibi has fallen! We repeat, Quibi has fallen! In this bonus episode Nando DJ and Diggins get together for the first emergency pod to discuss the rise and fall of Quibi.

WE CREATE LIFE...and nitpick it This week, DJ is in space so Nando and Diggins watched a movie that's so strange it took over three hours to nitpick, Jupiter Ascending. They nitpicked the guns, the aliens, and of course the bees.

Waiting To Be Impressed? You're About To Be. By us and this movie. This week, Diggins is away on a secret mission so Nando and DJ watched the 2000's Sean Connery classic The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. They nitpick the guns, the submarines, and of course the invisible manning.

Three fast. Three furious. Three fast for y'all. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins get shipped off the a Japan that looks awfully like 2006 Japan but it actually 2015 or something to watch the strangest Fast and Furious movie until the family goes to space, The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift. They nitpick the cars, the races, and of course the high schools.

Let's get down to business! To defeat. Disney's disastrous Q3 earnings! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins take a trip right past memory lane to a similar but much less charming and generally less entertaining but slightly more realistic lane to watch 2020's Disney+'s Mulan. They nitpick the chi, the witches, and of course the trebuchets.

In greenest day, in greenest night, No movie shall escape our sight! Let those who worship forehead's might, Beware our power, Green Lantern's podcast! This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins get our rings on and power through the movie that inexplicably sunk this franchise for the foreseeable future, Green Lantern. They nitpick the test flights, the aliens, and of course the post credits scene.

IT'S IN THE DOME! This week, we were supposed to be talking about Green Lantern but we got sidetracked by something called DC Fandome! We nitpick the cats, the sharks, and of course the Hallelujah.

Ba da ba ba baaaa. It's terrible. This week Nando DJ and Diggins crack open a nice cold refreshing Coca Cola and a nice warm refreshing Big Mac to watch the most blatant rip off in non-Asylum cinema history, Mac and Me. They nitpick the costumes, the product placement, and of course a never before seen clip from the new Ant-Man movie.

Whelp. We figured we'd have new movies by now. But. Um. I guess not. So let's talk about this. This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins throw on their signature white tank tops and each get a big handful of flour as they nitpick Valiant Comics' 2020's Bloodshot. They nitpick the villains, the music, and of course the nanomachines.

It's an explosive casino heist in the sky! I mean. It isn't but that's what the poster says and frankly this movie isn't interesting enough for me to come up with a clever thing. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins board the explosive casino in the sky and watch one of the worst movies we've ever talked about on this show, Money Plane. They nitpick the games, the plane, and of course The Rumble.

Finish your sandwiches. It's Quibi time! This week, Nando DJ and Diggins put their cameras into landscape OR portrait mode and watch Quibi's first (and hopefully last) original movie, Most Dangerous Game. They nitpick the hunters, the hunted, and of course the boat cruises.

Time for a quick bite of content! Ha. Quick bite. That's a fun thing to say. Someone should turn that into a billion dollar failed streaming service. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins wait for water to boil and mess around with their aspect ratios as they nitpick one of the strangest entertainment things of 2020, Quibi. They nitpick the shows, the app, and most importantly...sandwiches?

We ain't hungry no more. As part of their Race to F9 series, this week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins, throw on their sleeveless shirts and strap into some pretty bizarre looking cars to nitpick the sequel with the best title in the history of titles, 2 Fast 2 Furious. They nitpick the races, the cops, and of course the rat based torture devices.

It's Die Hard but with fairies! Like...its not but that was the original idea. It's more like A Good Day to Die Hard but with Power Rangers who do a Batman voice. This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins surf and then one wheel down to Fowl Manor to watch one of the worst book adaptations of all time. Disney+'s Artemis Fowl. They nitpick the villains, the costumes, and of course that one CGI Josh Gad thing you've probably already heard about.

Long ago, one cartoon was on top of the world. Then, everything changed when M Night attacked. This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins take to the sky to nitpick one of the worst movies...ever, M Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender. They nitpick the actors, the effects, and of course the bending.

Scooby Doobie Doo! Where are you? You've got some portals to Hell to close, now. This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins finish their three part series on the road to Scoob! by watching 2020's Scoob! They nitpick the superheroes, the ghosts, and of course the portals to hell.

Scooby Dooby 2: The Prequel That Isn't A Prequel But Should Be This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins take a trip back to Coolsville and check out what will almost certainly go down as the best theatrically released Scooby-Doo movie, Scooby-Doo 2: monster's Unleashed. They nitpick the costumes, the farting, and of course the fast food.

Scooby Dooby Doo! Where are you? He's on a sexy island. This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins split up and search for nice things to say after watching 2002's Scooby Doo. They nitpick the monsters, the janitors, and of course Sugar Ray.

Yup. It's a movie. On Netflix. You have something better to do? This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins drop into unfamiliar territory and watch a movie that certainly does exist, Extraction. They nitpick the plot, the characters, and of course the Extraction.

It's the movie they wouldn't let you see! Because it probably wouldn't have done all that great, box office wise but still made a bunch of money. Hey that's Blumhouse for ya. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins are kidnapped and forced to watch latest in a string of fine VOD movies, The Hunt. They nitpick the traps, the trains, and of course the cigarettes.