Mostly Nitpicking

Whelp. We figured we'd have new movies by now. But. Um. I guess not. So let's talk about this. This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins throw on their signature white tank tops and each get a big handful of flour as they nitpick Valiant Comics' 2020's Bloodshot. They nitpick the villains, the music, and of course the nanomachines.

It's an explosive casino heist in the sky! I mean. It isn't but that's what the poster says and frankly this movie isn't interesting enough for me to come up with a clever thing. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins board the explosive casino in the sky and watch one of the worst movies we've ever talked about on this show, Money Plane. They nitpick the games, the plane, and of course The Rumble.

Finish your sandwiches. It's Quibi time! This week, Nando DJ and Diggins put their cameras into landscape OR portrait mode and watch Quibi's first (and hopefully last) original movie, Most Dangerous Game. They nitpick the hunters, the hunted, and of course the boat cruises.

Time for a quick bite of content! Ha. Quick bite. That's a fun thing to say. Someone should turn that into a billion dollar failed streaming service. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins wait for water to boil and mess around with their aspect ratios as they nitpick one of the strangest entertainment things of 2020, Quibi. They nitpick the shows, the app, and most importantly...sandwiches?

We ain't hungry no more. As part of their Race to F9 series, this week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins, throw on their sleeveless shirts and strap into some pretty bizarre looking cars to nitpick the sequel with the best title in the history of titles, 2 Fast 2 Furious. They nitpick the races, the cops, and of course the rat based torture devices.

It's Die Hard but with fairies! Like...its not but that was the original idea. It's more like A Good Day to Die Hard but with Power Rangers who do a Batman voice. This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins surf and then one wheel down to Fowl Manor to watch one of the worst book adaptations of all time. Disney+'s Artemis Fowl. They nitpick the villains, the costumes, and of course that one CGI Josh Gad thing you've probably already heard about.

Long ago, one cartoon was on top of the world. Then, everything changed when M Night attacked. This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins take to the sky to nitpick one of the worst movies...ever, M Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender. They nitpick the actors, the effects, and of course the bending.

Scooby Doobie Doo! Where are you? You've got some portals to Hell to close, now. This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins finish their three part series on the road to Scoob! by watching 2020's Scoob! They nitpick the superheroes, the ghosts, and of course the portals to hell.

Scooby Dooby 2: The Prequel That Isn't A Prequel But Should Be This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins take a trip back to Coolsville and check out what will almost certainly go down as the best theatrically released Scooby-Doo movie, Scooby-Doo 2: monster's Unleashed. They nitpick the costumes, the farting, and of course the fast food.

Scooby Dooby Doo! Where are you? He's on a sexy island. This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins split up and search for nice things to say after watching 2002's Scooby Doo. They nitpick the monsters, the janitors, and of course Sugar Ray.

Yup. It's a movie. On Netflix. You have something better to do? This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins drop into unfamiliar territory and watch a movie that certainly does exist, Extraction. They nitpick the plot, the characters, and of course the Extraction.

It's the movie they wouldn't let you see! Because it probably wouldn't have done all that great, box office wise but still made a bunch of money. Hey that's Blumhouse for ya. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins are kidnapped and forced to watch latest in a string of fine VOD movies, The Hunt. They nitpick the traps, the trains, and of course the cigarettes. 

Forget everything you thought you knew about music! Also forget everything you thought you knew about Trolls! And maybe movies too! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins get in a hot air balloon or something and travel to the brave new world of McElroy specific VOD releases and rock out to Trolls World Tour. They nitpick the trolls, the clouds, and of course the Nation of Funk.

We record our podcast a quarter podcast at a time. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins lose their sleeves, frost their tips, and crank that Limp Bizkit as they rewatch the most 2001 movie of 2001, The Fast and the Furious. They nitpick the cars, the characters, and of course the Corona.   Also check out our various streams! Some are for charity sometimes! DJ's Twitch Stream Nando's Twitch Stream Diggins' Twitch Stream

Here he comes! Here comes Speed Racer! He's a misunderstood work of art ahead of his time! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins hop into the Mach 5 to watch the most influential movie that came out in 2008 (if you don't count The Dark Knight, Wall-E, Wanted, Twilight, Cloverfield, Kung-Fu Panda, Tropic Thunder, Ponyo, Step Brothers, Slumdog Millionaire, about 30 others, and Iron Man) the Wachowski siblings' Speed Racer. They nitpick the cars, the corporations, and of course that mysterious Racer X.

From the director of (checks notes) ... wait a second. THE HELP?! This week, Nando DJ and Diggins take a trip down to Smalltown USA and visit Blumhouse's next big disaster, Ma. They nitpick the kids, the parents, and of course ... the Ma.

Let the quest BEGIN! And then for reasons completely outside of its control, let the quest END! And after a few weeks, let the quest RESTART on Disney+! This week, Nando DJ Diggins and special quest Michelle journey to a far off world that may bear some resemblance to but is legally distinct from Bright in Disney Pixar's Onward! They nitpick the magic, the dragons, and of course the comically unreasonable vehicles.

What you see can't hurt you. (This should be the tagline for the original Dark Universe) This week, Nando DJ and Diggins strap and take the invisibility serum that...whoops. Sorry. That's 2000s Hollow Man. This week, the guys watch as the camera pans around the room menacingly in the first in a line of Universal monster movies, The Invisible Man. They nitpick the technology, the strategy, and of course Adrian himself (if he is invisible at all!*). * He is. It's in the trailers.

Witness the beginning of the Dark Universe! And then, when the movie ends, witness the end of the Dark Universe! This week Nando DJ and Diggins take the weirdest sounding plane ever to the heart of London to nitpick 2017’s The Mummy. That's right. Not the good one with Brendan Frasier. The other one. They nitpick the women, the war crimes, and of course the heavy handed cinematic universe building.

Sonic's his name! Speed is his game! He's also a big fan of baseball and darts! And he flosses because sure. This week Nando DJ and Diggins roll into the sleepy town of Green Hills and watch a movie that is about as good as you would expect it to be all things considered, Sonic the Hedgehog. They nitpick the bars, the cars, and of course The Olive Garden. Because when you're there, you're family.