Mostly Nitpicking

2 Christmas 2 Chronicles. This one also has Tyrese! With Christmas just around the corner (yikes) Nando, DJ, and Diggins turn the cheer up to eleven and watch a movie that certainly has a beginning, middle, and an end as well as just enough legally distinct Minions to keep kids entertained for two hours, The Christmas Chronicles: Part Two. They nitpick the cats, the cookies, and of course the Great Schisms

I know. We're as confused as you are. In the spirit of the upcoming Holiday season, Nando DJ and Diggins watch ... checks notes ... a movie where Nicholas Cage, Tony Jaa, and Crossbones fight a knock off Predator using the titular ancient alien for of martial arts, Jiu Jitsu. They nitpick the weapons, the amnesia, and of course the hoodies.

We never thought this day would come. We still aren't completely sure we didn't hallucinate this episode. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins take a trip back back back to 2017 and watch what definitely was not supposed to be the last X-Men movie before it all gets swallowed up into the MCU, The New Mutants. They nitpick the powers, the corporations, and of course the bears.

It's like if Ratatouille (we know that isn't the mouse's name) spent a movie trying to kill the Swedish Chef and the CGI was somehow less convincing than that of a 2007 Pixar movie. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins take HBO to the Max and watch the latest entry into the "dumped onto streaming" saga of 2020, The Witches. They nitpick the mice, the chickens, and of course the accents.

The ghost is in the Skype call. If that doesn't tell you everything you need to know about this movie, I don't know what to tell you. This Halloween, Nando DJ and Diggins log on and watch the original social distancing horror movie, Unfriended. They nitpick the chats, the friends, and of course the blenders.

He isn't hollow. Just wanted to throw that out there. This week, the gang is back! Nando, DJ, and Diggins throw on their infrared goggles to watch a movie about a toxic work environment where someone happens to become invisible, Hollow Man. They nitpick the plans, the doors, and of course the invisible gorillas.

Quibi has fallen! We repeat, Quibi has fallen! In this bonus episode Nando DJ and Diggins get together for the first emergency pod to discuss the rise and fall of Quibi.

WE CREATE LIFE...and nitpick it This week, DJ is in space so Nando and Diggins watched a movie that's so strange it took over three hours to nitpick, Jupiter Ascending. They nitpicked the guns, the aliens, and of course the bees.

Waiting To Be Impressed? You're About To Be. By us and this movie. This week, Diggins is away on a secret mission so Nando and DJ watched the 2000's Sean Connery classic The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. They nitpick the guns, the submarines, and of course the invisible manning.

Three fast. Three furious. Three fast for y'all. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins get shipped off the a Japan that looks awfully like 2006 Japan but it actually 2015 or something to watch the strangest Fast and Furious movie until the family goes to space, The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift. They nitpick the cars, the races, and of course the high schools.

Let's get down to business! To defeat. Disney's disastrous Q3 earnings! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins take a trip right past memory lane to a similar but much less charming and generally less entertaining but slightly more realistic lane to watch 2020's Disney+'s Mulan. They nitpick the chi, the witches, and of course the trebuchets.

In greenest day, in greenest night, No movie shall escape our sight! Let those who worship forehead's might, Beware our power, Green Lantern's podcast! This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins get our rings on and power through the movie that inexplicably sunk this franchise for the foreseeable future, Green Lantern. They nitpick the test flights, the aliens, and of course the post credits scene.

IT'S IN THE DOME! This week, we were supposed to be talking about Green Lantern but we got sidetracked by something called DC Fandome! We nitpick the cats, the sharks, and of course the Hallelujah.

Ba da ba ba baaaa. It's terrible. This week Nando DJ and Diggins crack open a nice cold refreshing Coca Cola and a nice warm refreshing Big Mac to watch the most blatant rip off in non-Asylum cinema history, Mac and Me. They nitpick the costumes, the product placement, and of course a never before seen clip from the new Ant-Man movie.

Whelp. We figured we'd have new movies by now. But. Um. I guess not. So let's talk about this. This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins throw on their signature white tank tops and each get a big handful of flour as they nitpick Valiant Comics' 2020's Bloodshot. They nitpick the villains, the music, and of course the nanomachines.

It's an explosive casino heist in the sky! I mean. It isn't but that's what the poster says and frankly this movie isn't interesting enough for me to come up with a clever thing. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins board the explosive casino in the sky and watch one of the worst movies we've ever talked about on this show, Money Plane. They nitpick the games, the plane, and of course The Rumble.

Finish your sandwiches. It's Quibi time! This week, Nando DJ and Diggins put their cameras into landscape OR portrait mode and watch Quibi's first (and hopefully last) original movie, Most Dangerous Game. They nitpick the hunters, the hunted, and of course the boat cruises.

Time for a quick bite of content! Ha. Quick bite. That's a fun thing to say. Someone should turn that into a billion dollar failed streaming service. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins wait for water to boil and mess around with their aspect ratios as they nitpick one of the strangest entertainment things of 2020, Quibi. They nitpick the shows, the app, and most importantly...sandwiches?

We ain't hungry no more. As part of their Race to F9 series, this week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins, throw on their sleeveless shirts and strap into some pretty bizarre looking cars to nitpick the sequel with the best title in the history of titles, 2 Fast 2 Furious. They nitpick the races, the cops, and of course the rat based torture devices.

It's Die Hard but with fairies! Like...its not but that was the original idea. It's more like A Good Day to Die Hard but with Power Rangers who do a Batman voice. This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins surf and then one wheel down to Fowl Manor to watch one of the worst book adaptations of all time. Disney+'s Artemis Fowl. They nitpick the villains, the costumes, and of course that one CGI Josh Gad thing you've probably already heard about.