Mostly Nitpicking

They say you can't go home again. And after watching this movie, we desperately wish that were true. This week, Nando and DJ watch the movie suggested by Extra Life donor Jeffrey, 2017's Home Again. They nitpick the relationships, the filmmakers, and of course a certain group of boys and their similarities to a certain other group of guys from a popular 2000's HBO show.

We'll be back. Okay. We're back now! This week Nando and DJ nitpick the sixth or third installment in the classic film franchise that will almost certainly end up being rebooted as a TV show, Terminator: Dark Fate. They nitpick the future, the new Terminator, and of course the drapes.

Come with us if you want to nap! This week, Nando and DJ get into a time machine and go back to the magical year of 2015, the year that it seemed like a Terminator reboot about apps would be the next big thing, to nitpick the absolute disaster that was Terminator Genisys. They nitpick the machines' plan, the new Terminators, and of course time travel. Extra Life Download Links

It is time! We're going Bang! Zoom! Straight to the movie Moon! This week Nando and DJ finally nitpick the movie chosen by the winner of the March Madness competition, Duncan Jones' Moon. They nitpick the space station design, the element harvesting, and of course the video calls.   Our Extra Life Team: https://www.extra-life.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.team&teamID=49062 The image of the weird door: https://imgur.com/a/bH9JFyF

They made a CLEARLY CGI PERSON! Out of another PERSON! This week, Nando and DJ buckle down and watch the most boring movie of the fall, Gemini Man. The nitpick the de-aging, the villains plan, and..the DCEU. 

All we have are negative thoughts. I mean. The acting was good. And production design. But besides that.  This week, Nando and DJ jump down some stairs to the epic conclusion of the Dance to Joker series with the movie that started all those roots that didn't happen, Joker. They nitpick the music, the comedy, and of course the society. 

These aint your father's superheroes. Unless your father is a psychopath. Before the release of Joker (even though technically this is being released after Joker), a movie about a terrible supervillain, Nando and DJ check in on the worst superheroes to ever grace Amazon Prime so far, The Boys. They nitpick the running, the costumes, and of course Translucent.

All your favorite Batman villains are here! The Riddler. Kite Man. General Zod. Voldemort. Sauron. Wait a second. This week, Nando and DJ take out the instructions and build up one of the most Batman movies of all time, The Lego Batman Movie. They nitpick the Legos, the Robin, and of course...Ninjagos?

What are we? Some sort of Nitpicking Pod? This week Nando and DJ crash a helicopter into one of the worst superhero movies ever made, Suicide Squad. They nitpick the Joker's tattoos, the Joker's goons, and of course everything else related to the Joker. Also the rest of the movie. It's a mess. Except Captain Boomerang. He's terrific. Nando writes these. I'm Nando. Hi. 

As part of the Dance to Joker series, Nando and DJ are searching their memory cards and looking back at one of the best series in superhero video game history, the Batman Arkham games. That includes Arkham Asylum, City, Origins, and of course Knight. They nitpick the tanks, the twists, and of course the Arkham Asylum Botanical Gardens. I mean, come on Arkham. What good can those possibly do?

What doesn't kill you...makes you...stranger! Ya get it? Not stronger. Stranger. Because...hes strange. It's very cerebral. This week Nando and DJ travel to Gotham City (with a brief detour in China) to nitpick one of the most popular and possibly greatest movies of all time in The Dark Knight. They nitpick the bullets, the pencils, and of course, the schoolbusses. 

We're talking about satellites and microchips and bodysuits, which can mean only one thing: its time for Future Joker!  This week Nando and DJ dance their way over to New Gotham or whatever to watch the TV movie thing, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker. They nitpick the nightclubs, the red herrings, and of course Joker's plan.

You wanna get nuts? Come on! Let's get nuts! This week, Nando and DJ kick down the doors and dance their way into Gotham city to nitpick Batman 1989. They nitpick the Prince, the chemicals, and Michael Keaton. They also talk about the recent Spider-Man kerfuffle.

Holy Painted-over Moustaches, Batman! This week is the first week of our Road to Joker series. Nando and DJ surf all the way back to the groovy 1960's and watch Batman: The Movie. They nitpick the submarines, the fireman's poles, and of course the shark-repellent.

This time there is no family. And boy, are you gonna miss them. Strap in! This week Nando and DJ punch punch punch punch punch kick punch punch to the newest movie that is barely connected to the Fast and Furious series, Hobbs and Shaw. They nitpick the cameos, the DSS, and of course the helicopters.

It's time for some feet, flamethrowers, and ... more feet. This episode, Nando and DJ cruise on down to old Hollywood to take a look at Once Upon a Time ................. in Mexico. Er. I mean Hollywood. Once Upon a Time ... in Hollywood. They nitpick the clothes, the flashbacks, and a certain historical event that Nando and DJ knew practically nothing about before they saw the movie.

Can you feel the meh tonight?  This week Nando and DJ are jumping on the backs of some ostriches and riding into the photo realistic but unexciting future that is The Lion King 2019.  They nitpick the mouths, the food chain, and honestly they spend like half an hour talking about the Cats trailer. 

Behold! The Ninth Wonder of the World! As in, I wonder what Disney's plan was here? This week Nando and DJ get on a train and travel to a very non specific time period to watch the live action Dumbo remake. They nitpick the elephants, the theme parks, and of course What Year Is It?!

It's The Commuter meets Groundhogs Day meets Rick and Morty. And in spite of that awful pitch, it's pretty good.  This week, Nando and DJ re-enter the multiverse and nitpick the original Jake Gyllenhaal multiverse movie (if you don't count Donnie Darko), 2011's Source Code. They nitpick the Source Code management, the pizza delivery, and of course the stand up comedy. 

The world needs the next Iron Man. ... I mean, that's clearly either Black Panther or Doctor Strange. Or War Machine. Or Pepper. Or Harley, the kid from Iron Man 3. Ahhhh screw it. Spider-Man is the next Iron Man because he can sell this most toys. This week Nando and DJ swing into the fourth Spider-Man movie in 18 months, Spider-Man: Far From Home. They nitpick The Blip, the classmates, and of course, the sunglasses.