D&d Is For Nerds

In which our heroes deal with life in a city controlled by mercenaries. We check the map to see what we can sea, discuss the concept of time in a medieval setting and speak with another bounty hunter. Cassius finds Mr Fists adorable, Princess Ansley has needs and Leo is a reference to another fantasy story. So join us as they deal with sassy owls. Want to assume it's just...? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can get some basic instructions on fireworks. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and vote for us in the Podcast Awards here http://www.podcastawards.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes prepare for the long journey ahead. We have a heady blast from the past, consider a ten year waiting list and discuss the TV show 'House'. Cassius has never fought a book before, Princess Ansley has a quiet word with Greyson and Leo was fast forwarding it. So join us as the Dungeon Master realises all the many, many mistakes he made. Want to have some juice? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can not find any on the entire island. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and vote for us in the Podcast Awards here http://www.podcastawards.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes have some time to relax. We make the return trip, play very sombre drinking games and we have a very awkward conversation about rough loving. Cassius is scared of the real dwarves, Princess Ansley goes shopping for a replacement and Leo asks a stupid question. So join us as we take painkillers. Want to move on the orc stronghold? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can wait until tensions drop. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes deal with some serious consequences. We get out of our depth in the fighting pit, get out of our depth with a dragon's curse and get out of our depth with a competition for our lives. Cassius was going to pick Greyson, Princess Ansley has nothing to live for and Leo needs to shut it. So join us as the shaman removes some armour. Want to get away with a crime? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can remove the body. Head to https://www.teepublic.com/user/sanspantsradio to grab some sweet Sanspants Tees for only $14! And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes try to kill their mark. We eat around the dwarf, go to the fighting pits and karma rears it's ugly head. Cassius realises they don't ask many questions, Princess Ansley is not ready to die and Leo is just too short. So join us as we visibly cry. Want to go into the orcish fighting pits? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can do something to the death. Come see D&D is for Nerds Live Dungeon Crawl on the 28th of May, you can book tickets here: https://www.trybooking.com/LKBE And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes find the orcish camp. We finish the boxing match, put on a hat of disguise and let Redmon take point. Cassius bites chainmail, Princess Ansley judges people for doing something she already does and Leo becomes a powerful wizard. So join us as we try to go to the toilet as little as possible. Want to give an old man a Glasgow kiss? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can get a critical hit. And come see D&D is for Nerds Live Dungeon Crawl on the 28th of May, you can book tickets here: https://www.trybooking.com/LKBE  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes discuss love and romance in D&D. We meet the lord, meet some new dwarves and they get their sustenance from ale. Cassius starts to have doubts about the company he keeps, Princess Ansley has to deal with her royalty again and Leo doesn't sleep much. So join us as we lie a lot. Want to buy some rations? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can buy some poisoned rations.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes get teleported. We talk about secret aneurysm, return successfully with a wizards head and travel to the dwarvish town of Mara. Cassius begrudgingly doesn't set something on fire, Princess Ansley describes how fellow players hold their pencil and Leo tries to hide his assassin dagger. So join us as we discuss the difference between wisdom and intelligence. Want to be led to the lord? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can keep your gauntlets. The annual podcast awards are open for nominations so just head to http://www.podcastawards.com and nominate your favourite shows and let’s see if we can get them on the list!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes pursue a contract to it's logical conclusion. We go off in search of wolves, discover that there are three sous and set a trap. Cassius detects animals or plants, Princess Ansley has the hiccups and Leo thinks he's dead. So join us as the Dungeon Master makes a mistake, not that he'll admit it. Want to have three suns? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can need to own a very complicated sundial. The annual podcast awards are open for nominations so just head to http://www.podcastawards.com and nominate your favourite show and let’s see if we can get them on the list! People's Choice - D&D is for Nerds Business - It's Just Good Business! Comedy - Plumbing the Death Star Entertainment - Shut up a Second Games and Hobbies - D&D is for Nerds TV & Film - Movie Maintenance  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes steal and get away with it… for now. We discuss comics about deaf people, learn a little about Greyson’s backstory and no curses will ever come back to get us. Cassius is awkward at family parties, Princess Ansley gets very stressed about curses and Leo feels vindicated about the curse. So join us as we engage in some DM foreshadowing. Want to write it yourself? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can get a perfect bedroll every time.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes conquer their greatest enemy. We tussle with an undead dragon, discuss the problem that is 'dragon poaching' and I can't say the last one due to serious spoilers. Cassius is a lucky little girl, Princess Ansley is furious and Leo gets deafened. So join us as we get eaten. Want to be blind? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can deliver the killing blow.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes enter the dragon's lair. We sleep the night in the chapel, find some very well ordered coins and maybe fight a dragon. Cassius literally searches blindly, Princess Ansley could go for some chicken soup and Leo makes the Dungeon Master very happy. So join us as we learn spells. Want to know the most about magic? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can not know anything about this particular type of magic.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes intrude on a private function. We stumble into a sermon, attack the priest and Greyson punches a party member. Cassius goes into her back-story, Princess Ansley is cursed and Leo steals a liver. So join us as we take a massive dump. Want to tell him to stick it where the sun don't shine? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can have the Dungeon Master talk for you. And don’t forget to help us work out where to go for our Australian tour! Head to https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/sanspantstour and your handsome faces might be seeing our handsome faces very soon!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes deal with a great deal of traps. We negotiate a hole, question why you would want a fox and get trapped. Cassius climbs like a spider, Princess Ansley eats grapes and Leo finds a secret door. So join us as we bring up all our old, emotional baggage. Want to throw a mouse into a room? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can hurl it in with a wet flop. Help support Comedy Cures charity by going over to https://groupees.com/rofl and purchasing some fine comedy bundles! We’ve got D&D is for Nerds Season 1 completely ad free and there’s a bunch of other goodies to get. And don’t forget to help us work out where to go for our Australian tour! Head to https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/sanspantstour and your handsome faces might be seeing our handsome faces very soon!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes trespass on the lands of the dragon god Torkol. We fight some kobolds, kill some fleeing kobolds and enter the dragon hole. Cassius tries to tear someone in half, Princess Ansley has to take a ticket and Leo gets trapped in a net. So join us as we watch some kobolds kill each other. Want to take a nap in a cave? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can not worry about it. And don’t forget to help us work out where to go for our Australian tour! Head to https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/sanspantstour and your handsome faces might be seeing our handsome faces very soon!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes have a magical adventure. We have free-time on a ship, wander through an elven city and meet an ancient seer. Cassius is introduced, Princess Ansley see a picture of kobolds and Leo has dreams of becoming a wizard. So join us as we braid our Dwarven beards. Want to shake hands? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can take five points of non-lethal damage. And don’t forget to we’re having a D&D is for Nerds art competition! So send your masterpiece to sanspantsradio@gmail.com and you’ll go into the draw to work with Adam to create an NPC for our next SideQuest or 5th ed adventure as well as receive an advanced copy of the Season 2 USB tape! Entries close February 29th.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes forget about their adventure and end up asking why Sonic the Hedgehog isn't fun anymore. We avoid a fight in the sewers, can't avoid a fight at a tower and see a dragon. Hya meets an old friend, Buckle shoots a guy in his spell arm and Gurg creates a kebab tube. So join us as we keep to imperial for the sake of consistency. Want to shoot that cat on your face? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can not worry about the flavour text. And don’t forget to we’re having a D&D is for Nerds art competition! So send your masterpiece to sanspantsradio@gmail.com and you’ll go into the draw to work with Adam to create an NPC for our next SideQuest or 5th ed adventure as well as receive an advanced copy of the Season 2 USB tape! Entries close February 29th. Still after our Season 1 USB tape with the exclusive 5th ed bonus adventure? You to own by heading to https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-is-for-nerds-s1/ to secure your copy today!  

In which our heroes play an imaginary card game while they play an imaginary game of Dungeons and Dragons. We meet Bismark, give an introduction to how combat works and just end up pushing everyone into the ocean. Hya has no concept of money and ends up paying way too much for literally everything, Buckle learns about critical hits and Gurg has the worst of both worlds. So join us as we have a serious bonding experience over a poker table. Want to gamble? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can afford the buy in. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) rad skateboard today! Sick of Zammit’s bullshit spiel at the start of the episode and just want to hear the D&D is for James ad-free? Head to https://sanspantsradio.bandcamp.com and you can enjoy the adventure in relative peace and quiet! And don’t forget to we’re having a D&D is for Nerds art co

In which our heroes go looking for specifically chubby strange. We learn about some character traits, discuss working girl wages and meet out new employer. Hya gets a man killed, Buckle cuts his losses and Gurg doesn't understand relationships. So join us as we have a serious think in naming our three retainers. Want to awkwardly chat someone up? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can fall in love and continue the species. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) John Lithgow today! Sick of Zammit’s bullshit spiel at the start of the episode and just want to hear the D&D is for James ad-free? Head to https://sanspantsradio.bandcamp.com and you can enjoy the adventure in relative peace and quiet! And don’t forget to we’re having a D&D is for Nerds art competition! So send your masterpiece to sanspantsradio@gmail.com and you’ll go into the draw to

In which our heroes finish their quest. We finally find the white griffon, come so close to death and have our final encounter. Atticus makes some observations about weakness, Nathaniel comes so close to winning it all and Ira saves the bacon. So join us as we stab with one hand and grab hock with the other. Want to find Master Tom? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can see him pinned to the deck. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) White Griffon today! Sick of Zammit’s bullshit spiel at the start of the episode and just want to hear the SideQuest ad-free? Head to https://sanspantsradio.bandcamp.com and you can enjoy the adventure in relative peace and quiet! And don’t forget to we’re having a D&D is for Nerds art competition! So send your masterpiece to sanspantsradio@gmail.com and you’ll go into the draw to work with Adam to create an NPC for