D&d Is For Nerds

In which our heroes deal with a worsening situation. We finally return home, check in with mother and play merry havoc with rubber bands. Cassius has never met drow, Zillie is not a powerful cleric or wizard and Edrik horses as hard as he can. So join us as we tell over a blizzard. Want to know what the object Mystra gave you? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can talk about some Harry Potter nonsense. Everything is 20% off at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com including all 25 episodes of Hus Firma Pride! If you’re after a USB tape head to https://audiobooksontape.com or it’s a tee-shirt you’re after check out our store at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. And if you find yourself with a spare 10 mins, help us out by filling in this survey; https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/to/nRkFml.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes discuss war and who they've killed. We interrogate the Paladin, find some anti-toxin and Adam gets revenge for Dustin. Cassius isn't sure they can offer safe passage, Zillie isn't looting but is distracting and Edrik thinks they should trust justice to the locals. So join us as we learn about magic bags. Want to lose an eye? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can have another one. Everything is 20% off at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com including all 25 episodes of Hus Firma Pride! If you’re after a USB tape head to https://audiobooksontape.com or it’s a tee-shirt you’re after check out our store at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. And if you find yourself with a spare 10 mins, help us out by filling in this survey; https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/to/nRkFml.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes are very worried about Daniel. We get a lot of criticals, discuss putting down a unicorn and sit in the dirt. Cassius is not a very good druid, Zillie has a nice hair and cape combo, and Edrik tries to resolve things peacefully. So join us as we wish for a better world. Want to come into a fight with a sword, shield and armour? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can end with nothing.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes try to prove they’re right by winning the fight. We watch merchants form a combat ring, exchange words with a paladin and exchange blows with a paladin. Cassius doesn’t know what’s happening, Zillie is just really excited about unicorns and Edrik should have bought that Potion of Lesser Restoration. So join us as we fight a unicorn. Want to transform into something to scare the merchants? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can go crocodile. And don’t forget to sign up to lootcrate.com/letmedie and use the code letmedie to get some sweet sweet dollars off your next subscription!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes go paladin hunting. We gather provisions, has a potato eating competition and put out the word that we want to fight. Cassius has the skills but not the potions, Zillie really wants to have party funds and Edrik talks about the tactics of magic. So join us as we buy some dead men's horses. Want to eat fifty potatoes? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can lose to Daniel instead. And don’t forget to sign up to lootcrate.com/letmedie and use the code letmedie to get some sweet sweet dollars off your next subscription!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes get very mad at Alli without knowing why. We read some diaries, meet Herja to fill her in on details and make plans for defending their home. Cassius is angry and doesn’t know why, Zillie suggests that everyone stays away from rivers and Edrik asks about the wolves. So join us as we make do with the mikes we have. Want to have a cheese platter? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can have some bread as well. In Melbourne and you want to see the Movie Maintenance Crew Live; https://www.trybooking.com/NUSX. And don’t forget to check out our Super Gym Friends and Dinosaur Park: The 1986 Tabletop RPG on iTunes as well as our brand new YouTube channel: Sanspants CinemaScope!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes see a g-g-g-g-ghost! We fight among ourselves, cast some spells of ‘Charm Person’ and come upon the final chamber. Cassius isn’t joking about throwing people in a river, Zillie tells everyone to do whatever makes them feel good and Edrik is not the boss of anyone. So join us as we scream ‘I’ll kill you!’ Want to talk to Daniel? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can confuse the DM who you’re talking to first. And don’t forget to check out our Super Gym Friends and Dinosaur Park: The 1986 Tabletop RPG on iTunes as well as our brand new YouTube channel: Sanspants CinemaScope!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes have a very spooky fight. We get blinded, remember the Wild Thornberries and have to wait to find out how many hitpoints someone loses. Cassius loves the ghouls from Dawn of the Dead, Zillie wonders how short this season is going to be and Edrik has all his fears confirmed. So join us as we discuss the difference between cubes and radius’. Want to pause the game? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can use your other second level spell. In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH. And don’t forget to check out our Super Gym Friends and Dinosaur Park: The 1986 Tabletop RPG on iTunes today!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes desecrate a tomb. We open some chests, discover some history of the world and discover a new Adam noise. Cassius has to make a tough choice, Zillie wants to learn how to turn into a bear and Edrik won’t be telling anyone if Daniel dies. So join us as we throw napalm at a ghost. Want to have infinite spells? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can WHAT?! And don’t forget to check out everything Dinosaur Park related on iTunes, https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com/product/dinosaur-world/ and https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/imagination-adventures-limited-run/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes venture into the dark. We fight a giant worm, fight a giant spider and consider putting one of their own down. Cassius turns into a bear, Zillie is really new to magic and Edrik swings for the bleachers. So join us as we deal with some scary ghosts. Want to burn the web with your torch? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you should have struggled, idiot! In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes explore a tomb. We reminisce on old times, deal with some wolves and set off a trap. Cassius is the only one pulling accent duty, Zillie doesn’t know what’s it’s like to be a sorceress and Edrik calls out into the darkness. So join us as we get our first kill. Want to learn about necromantic magic? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can make something other than a ghost or zombie. In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes reacquaint themselves with their history. We meet our stepmother, try to talk Daniel down with little luck and have trouble getting rations. Cassius isn’t just going to leave a friend behind again, Zillie tries to prove that she is ready and Edrik was at war. So join us as we talk roses. Want to have a backpack packed for a while? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can be kinda sad.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes are introduced. We get some sinister foreshadowing, learn about the world around us and discuss a great name. Cassius just wanted to fight, Zillie reincarnates as what she hated the most and Edrik was just writing war down. So join us as we refuse to respect the remains of elves. Want to fix it in post? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can’t because it’s live.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes have their big day. We try to bribe the priest, go to a wedding and go our separate ways. Cassius wants to know who Daniel is, Princess Ansley gets butterflies and Leo bears this woman forth. So join us as we find out that the cleric is magic. Want to calm, charm and disarm some puppies? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can have a backpack full of puppies. And don’t forget to check out all the content over at https://audiobooksontape.com as well as check out our digital discography at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes get drunk and high. We party with Greyson’s family, bump the pop blocker and lie to Monica. Cassius is going the mind control a puppy to keep it quiet, Princess Ansley gets interrogated by Greyson’s mum and Leo smokes pipe weed with some kids. So join us as manage to get back to the tavern just in time. Want to see elephants on parade? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can just not because that scene in Dumbo was bloody terrifying. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of D&D is for Nerds Season 2 at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-nerds-season-2-5th-ed/ as well as check out our digital discography over at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes go shopping for the wedding. We ask all the same questions again, meet Greyson’s family and find out that Adam can’t roleplay weddings. Cassius tries to convince a ten year old girl that a Halfling is her son, Princess Ansley looks like she ate a lemon and Leo tries to whisper into the ear of someone much taller than he is. So join us as we purchase some nice clothes for formal events. Want to meet Greyson’s mum? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can come see the wedding dress. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of D&D is for Nerds Season 2 at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-nerds-season-2-5th-ed/ as well as check out our digital discography over at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes fight well lizard. We discuss tactics, decide to just cheat instead and come home to Greyson. Cassius learns about the spells she has, Princess Ansley was totally listening and Leo needs to run faster. So join us as we stab ourselves and each other (for healing purposes). Want to have a hard fight? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can have a fight you can win. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of D&D is for Nerds Season 2 at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-nerds-season-2-5th-ed/ as well as check out our digital discography over at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes go hunting for an evil druid. We ask for directions, discuss how mad Greyson is going to be and everyone gets nervous when the Monster Manuel comes out. Cassius would put up a bit of a fight, Princess Ansley tries to recall Greyson’s story and Leo has to deal with a wolf. So join us as we forget what a 1 on the die means. Want to hit? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can probably survive this encounter. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of D&D is for Nerds Season 2 at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-nerds-season-2-5th-ed/ as well as check out The Once and Future Nerd http://onceandfuturenerd.com for some more fantasy based fun times.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes get onto the trail of Kat-The-Red. We arrive at a small town, get settled and get to know the locals. Cassius casts a bunch of stupid spells, Princess Ansley scouts for wedding locations and Leo should be praised when he does good.. So join us as we talk to a dog. Want to translate into Dwarven? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can translate the word 'fuckboy'. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes get back into the game straight away, in more ways than one. We discuss insurance fraud, enter a Zone of Truth and discuss the spelling of an illiterate person’s name. Cassius learns his backstory, Princess Ansley helps determine our birthplaces and Leo isn't sad Krif is gone. So join us as the only thing that gets cut out is the Dungeon Master's explanation. Want to be ruled by merchant guilds? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can have slave labour. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.