D&d Is For Nerds

In which our heroes sail into darkness. We discuss gnomish measurements, manhandle an obese man and have a very awkward meal. Atticus gives in to his alignment, Nathaniel saves someone from falling (again) and Ira worries about his hit points. So join us as we journey into the oncoming storm. Want to cast fly on yourself? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can fly like an old, wizened Superman. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Dungeon & Dragon today! Sick of Zammit’s bullshit spiel at the start of the episode and just want to hear the SideQuest ad-free? Head to https://sanspantsradio.bandcamp.com and you can enjoy the adventure in relative peace and quiet! And don’t forget to we’re having a D&D is for Nerds art competition! So send your masterpiece to sanspantsradio@gmail.com and you’ll go into the draw to work with Adam to create an NPC

In which our heroes make the DM want to die. We see Bapbap be very serious, down health potions like it's going out of style and freak out because we're dropping too low. Atticus cuts a bird cleanly in two, Nathaniel give the DM 'a look' and Ira finally needs to steer the ship. So join us as we recreate some classic literature. Want to speak with your fellow gnome? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can let people out of their rooms. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Airship today! Sick of Zammit’s bullshit spiel at the start of the episode and just want to hear the SideQuest ad-free? Head to https://sanspantsradio.bandcamp.com and you can enjoy the adventure in relative peace and quiet! And don’t forget to we’re having a D&D is for Nerds art competition! So send your masterpiece to sanspantsradio@gmail.com and you’ll go into the draw to work

In which our heroes deal with a very special guest on the airship. We prepare our own breakfast, fall off the side of the ship by lunch and kill some birds before dinner. Atticus thinks he knows about arrowhawks, Nathaniel asks about snake oil and Ira decapitates a majestic beast. So join us as we get struck by lightning. Want to lose a body part? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can get some critical failures. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Dragon today! Sick of Zammit’s bullshit spiel at the start of the episode and just want to hear the SideQuest ad-free? Head to https://sanspantsradio.bandcamp.com and you can enjoy the adventure in relative peace and quiet! And don’t forget to we’re having a D&D is for Nerds art competition! So send your masterpiece to sanspantsradio@gmail.com and you’ll go into the draw to work with Adam to create an

In which our heroes get settled into their job on a Gnomish airship. We go back to the not-to-distant past to re-introduce ourselves, discuss animal companions and set off to adventure from the sleepy town of Bullridge. Krif makes an unexpected discovery as he turns a corner, Leo has clearly stolen the wrong thing from the wrong man and Ainsley refuses to even turn up. So join us as we talk about what the opposite of a cult would be. Want to throw a homunculus off an airship? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can consider the mental link it has with its master. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot delivered to your door every month? Do us a favour and go to www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your free (possible) live sized homunculi! And don’t forget to we’re having a D&D is for Nerds art competition! So send your masterpiece to sanspantsradio@gmail.com and you’ll go into the draw to work with Adam to create an NPC for our next SideQuest or

In which our heroes deal with consequences. We negotiate travel prices, get onto a ship (again) and have a funeral. Greyson has ten sexes, Princess Ansley gets hit in the boobs and Leo just wants his wizard friend back. So grab some tissues and join our party as they pay tribute to their fallen friend. Want to purchase the complete season 1 of D&D is for Nerds AND receive a bonus 5th Ed adventure? Head to https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-is-for-nerds-s1/ and use the coupon code KRIF on check out to receive FREE postage and handling! Want to throw a pencil at the Dungeon Master? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can have it thrown back at you. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot delivered to your door every month? Do us a favour and go to www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your free Star War! And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trail at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at

In which our heroes have a very bad night. We immediately get into yet another fight, forlornly spend another night at the inn and are at the mercy of a dice roll. Krif has probably the worst night of his life, Princess Ansley gets stabbed through the neck and Leo kills in the most gruesome ways. So hope the dice are in your favour and join our party as they see if it was worth it. Want to purchase the complete season 1 of D&D is for Nerds AND receive a bonus 5th Ed adventure? Head to https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-is-for-nerds-s1/ and use the coupon code KRIF on check out to receive FREE postage and handling! Want to fall unconscious while on watch? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can forget to do anything about the poison. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trail at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least one book about poisoned weapons.  See acast.com/privacy for pri

In which our heroes go through a rough breakup. We engage in a domestic, have a drunken pity party for Ansley and magical shenanigans ensue. Krif gives relationship advice, Princess Ansley doesn't understand tieflings and Leo mistakenly thinks he has cast a darkness spell. So hide behind the bar and join our party as they try to get through the night without being stabbed too many times. Want to purchase the complete season 1 of D&D is for Nerds AND receive a bonus 5th Ed adventure? Head to https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-is-for-nerds-s1/ and use the coupon code KRIF on check out to receive FREE postage and handling! Want to set a candle on fire? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can put all of your power into it. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trail at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least one book about the various ways to order eggs.  See acast.com/privacy for pri

In which our heroes collect on their contracted kill. We exterminate an old man, Greyson takes Jiggalump for a much needed poop and end up murdering another old man. Krif searches for non-existent archers, Princess Ansley only aims at the priest and Leo is very dedicated to drawing a macabre smiley face. So wonder about the state of things and join our party as they try to get a full refund. Want to purchase the complete season 1 of D&D is for Nerds AND receive a bonus 5th Ed adventure? Head to https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-is-for-nerds-s1/ and use the coupon code KRIF on check out to receive FREE postage and handling! Want to use your awesome new bow? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can take a few steps back. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trail at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least one book about coping with the loss of a fictional parent.  See acast.com/pri

In which our heroes meet the well documented and much beloved NPC Thomas Davoli. We argue hitpoints, someone gets really sick and the priest beats us on the draw. Krifpom doesn't bring up the stretching, Princess Ansley chooses not to get greedy and Leo gets winded. So join us as we fucking do it live! Want to purchase the complete season 1 of D&D is for Nerds AND receive a bonus 5th Ed adventure? Head to https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-is-for-nerds-s1/ and use the coupon code KRIF on check out to receive FREE postage and handling! Want to be a priest in a pirate city? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can get more ethnic as we go along. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trail at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least one book about asking a god things.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes go head to head with the wizard Carter, for better or worse. We compare eye sizes, Greyson gets this throat torn out and it’s finally over. Krif names the Justice Bee, Princess Ansley doesn’t want to say certain curse words (yet still does!) and Leo pours a health potion down a neck hole. So remember to yank your hand away in time and join our party as they get a Crit Hap. Want to botch a beheading? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can be the only one even remotely good at it. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trail at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least one book about Fluffy, the hellspawn.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes meet their actual foe - The Wizard Carter - and begin their own endgame. We finally meet the Pirate King, recount our heroes story so far and fight for their lives. Princess Ansley looks around for tea and scones, Leo eats his small, Halfling bodyweight in food and Krif keeps talking and playing with his food out of sheer terror. So get your stories straight and join our party as they do a lot of things without thinking them out. Want to separate the wheat from the chaff? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can charge halfway across the field. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trail at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least one book about necromancers.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes prepare to take down the Pirate King... despite the fact that he isn't their intended target. We go clothes shopping, search the city for the infamous Pirate King and everyone gets captured by orcs. Krif chats up another wizard at a bar, Princess Ansley hopes Greyson carries the team and Leo accidentally points out his friends to the enemy. So set your sights on the wrong target and join our party as they summon bats out of their sleeves. Want to work out our couple dynamic? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help choose a super-couple portmanteau for Greyson and Ansley. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trail at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least one book about trade negotiations.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes remember that they got on the ship in the first place for a reason. We attain a higher level of experience, bid a fond farewell to Captain DeSilver and finally reach the city of Gnarr. Krif tries to haggle with a barkeep, Leo regrets not stabbing the full elf and Princess Ansley finally gets what she always wanted. So pop some bubbly and join our party to celebrate as Ansley’s alter-ego loses her mind for a full two minutes. Want to bang for a discount? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can have some unintended consequences. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trail at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least one book about safe sex in fictional universes.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes spend way too much time plotting against a racist elf. We attempted to steal personal effects, try to destroy the evidence and fail dismally at hiding anything. Krif does something dumb but it works, Princess Ansley checks on her progress with Greyson and Leo has a hard time trying to bribe a guard. So stay completely still and join our party as they try to coax Jiggalump down from the ledge. Want to be assembled on the deck? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can have DeSilver interrogate you, bleary eyed and suspicious. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trail at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least one book about half breeds.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes set sail for the other side of the world. We wake up (which is a relief), meet a “fancy” Dwarven Ship Captain and everyone just tries to pick up. Krif scans the ship for “strange”, Princess Ansley meddles in the lives of others and Leo realises that it is a bad idea to try to soak up some sun. So get shirtless for all of five seconds and join our party as they become dazzled by Captain DeSilver and his Technicolour Waist. Want to animate a mule skeleton? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can bring Cartmichael back. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trail at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least one book about full elves.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes engage in misadventures around the town of Old Ashton. We look for hirelings, drink with Markov in the tavern and prepare for our long voyage. Krif tries his best to use up Jiggalump’s nine lives, Princess Ansley works out her bum pinching game plan and Leo applauds enthusiastically for property damage. So heft your spear and join our party as they get drunk and try to use magic. Want to body slam a cat? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can kill this cat, even if it kills you. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trail at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least one book about movement rules.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes actively try to get themselves into trouble... again. We crush a goblin head, introduce ourselves to a knight and decide to travel halfway across the world, based on one roll of the dice. Krif tries (and fails) to magically hide from animals, Princess Ansley struggles to remember where she's from (she also fails) and Leo attempts to tell the DM what to do…and definitely fails. So keep your opinions to yourself and join our party as they wait for the knight to find them a ship. Want to make a trap on a ship? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can crush someone with a inappropriate yet hilariously awkward trap. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trail at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least one book about taverns.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes try to overcome loss and continue to journey down their lonely road. We have trouble communicating with Markov, encounter a stranded ship on a frozen river and ruin the day for a bunch of goblins. Krif humps across the ice with Markov, Princess Ansley makes disgruntled growls and Leo stops bothering with stealth and just yells everything. So try to stay warm and join our party as they dance on the ice. Want to make today rough for goblin-kind? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can cut Willy Nilly… But probably just Willy. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trail at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least one book about bucklers.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes set off down a cold road, barely ahead of a monster blizzard. We meet a Nordic messenger with a swimmer’s build named Markov, establish how much everyone weighs and a beloved friend ends up in a watery grave. Krif coins the term paunchy little wizard belly, Princess Ansley finds some pine nuts in a desolate wasteland and Leo doesn't hunt for an imaginary wizard hard enough. So establish your alibi and join our party as they pretend the magic isn't coming from them. Want to hurl a cat into the darkness? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can not even think about it. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trail at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least one book about goblins.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In which our heroes emotionally torture the farmer Dustin. We loot the meagre possessions of farming townsfolk, have the most uncomfortable horse ride ever and return to where this whole adventure began. Krif fits more words than strictly possible or necessary into just six seconds, Princess Ansley pinches the wrong bum at the wrong time and Leo is also there. So mount your trusty steed and join our party as they hold as many moose heads as they possibly can. Want to tackle and shackle an angry farmer? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can skewer yourself onto a sword. And don't forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trail at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there's probably at least one book about barbarians.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.