First Time Watchers Podcast

     In which our intrepid trio try to make you listen to an older episode of ours instead of listening to this bad interpretation. What do you think of re-adaptations of classic material? Should they be as faithful as possible or is it ok to try to replicate one of the best films of the 1940s?  Yay/Nay (5:43) Futurama • Black Christmas (2019) • Ichi The Killer • David Byrne's American Utopia •  Main Review (15:45)  Spoilers (40:44) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which our intrepid trio celebrate 400 episodes by revisiting this William Friedkin horror classic to see how well it holds up and why many people consider it the scariest film of all time. What is the scariest film you have ever seen? Let us know! Yay/Nay (2:50) The Good Place • Borat 2 • The Doorman • On The Rocks • The Nightmare Before Christmas • Unsolved Mysteries Vol. 2 •  Main Review (21:41)  Outro/B-Roll (1:08:52)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which our intrepid trio are put on trial for crimes against podcasting and butchering the very language which Aaron Sorkin is so precious about as we discuss his latest film that hit Netflix.  Yay/Nay (2:08) Raised By Wolves • Deadpool 1 & 2 • Tomboy • I Saw The Devil •  Main Review (12:06)  Spoilers (43:06)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which our intrepid trio don our best animal skin outfits and roam the countryside looking for the best shot...and the best kill...as we examine the latest Quentin Dupieux has to offer.  Yay/Nay (2:39) Gaslight • Dick Johnson is Dead • Unfriended Dark Web • Hubie Halloween •  Main Review (13:29)  Spoilers (38:46)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     Second Time Watchers is back! In which our intrepid trio fly our famous dragon dog to a fantasy land of weird creatures and unbelievable magic to discuss this classic Wolfgang Peterson film. Does it hold a special place in your heart? Let us know by sending an email!  Yay/Nay (4:19) The Addams Family • Child's Play (2019) • The Sheik • Mission Control: The Unsung Heroes of Apollo • Fear City: New York vs The Mafia • The Rover • First Cow • Never Rarely Sometimes Always •  Movie Battle Royale (20:19) Gone In 60 Seconds v Blade • Ghostbusters 2 v Batman Returns • Constantine v Panic Room • Pirates of the Caribbean v Ghostbusters • Inglourious Basterds v Babe •  Main Review (31:58)  Outro/B-Roll (1:04:52)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which our intrepid trio are down one because Walter found religion in the back woods with some fine young fellows. But joining us for this episode is none other than Dave Giannini from Talk Film Society and InSessionFilm. Please give Dave a follow on Twitter @DaveAGiannini and to take a look at all his fundamentalist film views.  Yay/Nay (2:40) I'm Thinking of Ending Things • The Magnificent Ambersons • Just Mercy • The Fast & Furious Franchise •  Main Review (10:48)  Spoilers (40:51) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which our intrepid trio drop some acid and dance to our hearts content deep into the night...and into the depths of hell as we discuss this Gaspar Noe mind fuck.  Thank you to Vern of the Cinema Recall Podcast for becoming our latest Patreon donor and requesting we discuss this film. You too can become a patron by visiting Patreon.com/FirstTimeWatchers  Yay/Nay (2:23) Inherit The Wind • Troop Zero • The Boys S1 • Ratched •  Main Review (16:15)  Spoilers (42:09) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which our intrepid trio appear live and nude and broke for none other than our featured guest, Mark Hurne from Criterion Cast and Criterion Now. Please give Mark a follow on twitter @MarkHurne or else he will try to blackmail you with no plan at all.  Yay/Nay (2:27) Driveways • Never Rarely Sometimes Always • Relic • The Social Dilemma • Transformers Ware For Cybertron Trilogy • La Femme Nikita • Roar • Richard Jewell • Unsolved Mysteries •  Mark's Criterion 101 (21:39) Mark swallows his physical media pride to champion some picks that are streaming on The Criterion Channel streaming service and also offers up Criterion's December announcements.  Main Review (37:15)  Spoilers (1:03:15)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which our intrepid trio go for a car ride and talk, arrive at our parents and talk, go for another car ride and talk, then arrive at a school and talk and dance and talk some more about Charlie Kaufman's latest perplexing film.  Yay/Nay (1:23) Desperado • Swallow • Defending Jacob • Mulan • Sultan (2016) •  Trailer Hitches (17:08) We dust off a classic segment because Denis Villenueve deserves it. We talk DUNE baby!  Main Review (28:45)  Spoilers (52:22)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     Second Time Watchers is back! In which our intrepid trio handcuff each other to strangely drawn anthropomorphized cartoon animals and try to solve the mystery if this film holds up to todays standards.  We also open the show by discussing the tragic passing of Chadwick Boseman.  Yay/Nay (6:43) Cool World • Jay & Silent Bob The Reboot • Summer of Sam • Bill & Ted Face The Music • Hamilton • Chopping Mall • Perry Mason • The Last of Us Part 2 •  Movie Battle Royale (34:23) Scary Movie v Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade • Fargo v Total Recall • Hannibal v Walk The Line • Unbreakable v Ratatouille • Dogma v Million Dollar Baby •  Main Review (44:47)  Outro/B-Roll (1:16:55)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which our intrepid trio make a glorious return for Season 2 of 2020 as we discuss death, depression, and mortal dread. What perfect themes for the year 2020!  Yay/Nay (5:36) I'll Be Gone In The Dark • Upgrade • The Way Back • Greyhound • Convoy • The Squid and the Whale • Dragged Across Concrete • Guns Akimbo • One Cut of the Dead •  Main Review (25:16)  Spoilers (46:03)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

        In which our intrepid trio close out Season 1 of 2020 by listening to some crazy conspiracy theories before setting off into the jungle to find that great lost treasure as we examine an indie darling and the latest Spike Lee joint.  We will return at the end of August for Season 2 of 2020.  What do you plan on watching this summer? Let us know by sending a tweet or an email! Yay/Nay (5:59) Transformers Car Robots • The Good Liar • The Hunt • Artemis Fowl • Knives Out • Kingdom Season 2 •  The Vast of Night WITH SPOILERS (22:09) Da 5 Bloods WITH SPOILERS (47:55)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

      In which our intrepid trio continue our 2020 John Frankenheimer series by changing our identities, find a new podcast life, and bring you the same terrible takes week after week. The grass is greener but nothing much changes. Have you seen this film? Let us know your thoughts! Yay/Nay (2:00) Ad Astra • Shirley • Apocalypto • The Wicker Man •  Main Review (15:39)  Spoilers (36:23)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

      Second Time Watchers is back! In which our intrepid trio punch holes in Walter's chest to see just how much he still loves this anime. Also, Tim's head explodes.  Yay/Nay (4:30) Creepshow (Shudder series) • Kingdom (Netflix series) • Phantasm • Training Day • La Haine •  Movie Battle Royale (18:53) District 9 v Toy Story 3 • Wanted v Clerks • Die Hard 3 v Snow White • Harry Potter 5 v Old School • The Jungle Book v True Lies •  Main Review (26:50)  Outro/B-Roll (59:18)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

      In which our intrepid trio pick up our guest, Andrew Johnson from FilmGeekRadio.com, off the side of the road, nurture and love him for five years, and send him off into the world with horrible film takes. But before we set him free, we talk about a classic Charlie Chaplin film. Please give Andrew a follow on twitter @writerandrew because he is a sad tramp that needs some love.  Yay/Nay (2:43) Driveways • Daughters of the Dust • Lorenzo’s Oil • Happy Feet 2 • Howard the Duck • Scoob! • Capone • The Last Dance • Rocketman • Undertaker: The Last Ride • Waco • Ready or Not •  Andrew's Hot Takes (25:18) Andrew uses his segment to argue that Mad Max Fury Road is not George Miller's best movie but another film from a couple decades earlier is indeed better. Do you agree? Main Review (39:48)  Outro/B-Roll (1:03:59)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers

      In which our intrepid trio are joined by the man obsessed with hunting down every Criterion film ever, Mark Hurne from The 25th Frame, to discuss this underseen Cold War thriller. Please give Mark a follow on Twitter @MarkHurne  Yay/Nay (10:23) Inglourious Basterds • Blow The Man Down • Wasp • Wrinkles The Clown • The Great • De Palma • Into The Night • Stuber • Scoob! •  Mark Hurne's Criterion 101 (32:48) Mark uses this time to wonder and ask us what exactly goes into selecting a film for the Criterion collection and questions if they are held in unnecessarily high regard simply for being in the collection.  Main Review (50:46)  Spoilers (1:13:10)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

      In which our intrepid trio force one of us to go crazy by hiding his podcast equipment so he is unable to deliver the bad takes to you on a weekly basis. It's about a horror movie, people.  Yay/Nay (8:59) Gangs of London • Bangkok Dangerous • Battle: Los Angeles • Road to Perdition • Trial By Media • Rick and Morty • The Farewell • Waco •  Main Review (31:42)  Spoilers (51:45)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which our intrepid trio put down the deck of cards, take a cab, go to your home, and tell you our opinions of the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being we've ever known in our lives. Yay/Nay (2:55) School of Rock • Ozark S3 • About Elly • Domino (2019) • Den of Thieves • The Naked Gun • Living With Yourself • Attack on Titan •  Main Review (23:11)  Spoilers (50:24) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

      In which our intrepid trio must disarm our bad film opinions at the same time or the podcast will explode and make everyone happy for not having a podcast as we discuss this thriller starring Richard Harris and a bunch of annoying ocean liner passengers.  Yay/Nay (4:29) Waco • X-Men Dark Phoenix • Hobbs & Shaw • Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit • Extraction • Bad Education •  Main Review (22:14)  Outro/B-Roll (54:00) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

      In which our intrepid trio sound the sirens and deliver some bad film takes to the scum of the streets as we discuss this somewhat forgotten Martin Scorsese classic.  Yay/Nay (2:50) Sworn to Justice • Honor and Glory • Passion • Carlito's Way • Clue • Parking Wars • McMillions • Running Scared • Better Call Saul S5 •  Main Review (24:32)  Outro/B-Roll (1:01:32) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/