First Time Watchers Podcast

     In which our intrepid trio parachute into the fiery hellscape that is our movie opinions as we try to wonder what the heck has happened to our beloved Taylor Sheridan.  Yay/Nay (1:39) Love and Death and Robots • 10 Things I Hate About You • Nobody •  Main Review (8:49) Spoilers (33:05)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which out intrepid trio reveal the darkest secrets of our lives and hug it out to help cleanse our souls after watching Tim Roth's lone directorial effort. Let us know if you have seen this film and what you though.  Yay/Nay (1:01) Freaky • Ted Lasso • Dragon Ball Super • Shadow & Bone •  Main Review (11:11) Spoilers (37:00) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which our intrepid trio vow to record a motherfucker of a podcast as we wonder which one of us could outrun a bear. Have you seen The Edge? What did you think? Let us know via tweet, email, or carrier pigeon! Just make sure those pigeons don't hit any planes.  Yay/Nay (1:17) Avengers Endgame • Manhunter • Bad Trip • The Mitchells vs The Machines •  Main Review (14:17)  Spoilers (36:40)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

      In which our intrepid trio squash heads and preserve our own fluids as we discuss the latest film adaptation of Mortal Kombat as well as a list of shame film for one of our co-hosts.  Yay/Nay (2:17) This Is A Robbery: The Worlds Greatest Art Heist • The Odd Couple • The Quest • Mare of Easttown •  Mortal Kombat review WITH SPOILERS (12:24)  Dr Strangelove review WITH SPOILERS (36:47)  Outro (1:04:46) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

    Second Time Watchers is back! In which our intrepid trio tell everyone about the super secret fighting tournament that no one should know about as we go back into Hermano's childhood to examine this Jean-Claude Van Damme classic.  Yay/Nay (2:27) Return to the 36th Chamber • The Wicker Man • Wolfwalkers • Kickboxer • Double Impact • Hard Target • News of the World •  Movie Battle Royale (14:03) Gangs of New York v Harold & Kumar • Vanilla Sky v Empire Strikes Back • Shrek v Bourne Supremacy • Spaceballs v As Good As It Gets • Boondock Saints v Usual Suspects •  Main Review (24:10)  Outro/B-Roll (54:01)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which our intrepid trio tackle another Patreon donor assignment in the form of blood, guts....and song! Do you want to assign us a film for the podcast? Just head over to our Patreon page to find out!  Also: are you looking forward to returning to the theatre? If so, which movie will make you venture out? Let us know and send a tweet or an email.  Yay/Nay (3:58) Paris, Texas • Bad Lieutenant Port of Call New Orleans • Monster Hunter • The New Mutants • Q Into the Storm •  Main Review (17:15)  Outro/B-Roll (49:09)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which our intrepid trio destroy all titan podcasts so we are the only one left as we examine the latest entry in the MonsterVerse.  Yay/Nay (1:08) City Hunter • Basic Instinct • The New Mutants • Unhinged •  Main Review (11:01)  Spoilers (29:32)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which our intrepid trio flee to a small town to hide from the podcast cops as we attempt to decipher Orson Welles' under-discussed 1946 thriller.  Yay/Nay (3:13) San Andrea • Butterfly & Sword • Tai-Chi Master • Legend of Drunken Master • After Hours •  Main Review (15:17)  Spoilers (37:52)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which our intrepid trio team up to for the longest podcast to ever podcast. Pfffft, who are we kidding, we aren't the InSession Film Podcast! Sit back and listen to our takes on Zack Snyder's four hour superhero epic.  Yay/Nay (3:35) The Before Trilogy • Raya and the Last Dragon • Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me • Rashomon •  Main Review WITH SPOILERS (17:43)  Outro/B-Roll (1:00:23) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which our intrepid trio take a boat ride down river to thank our newest Patreon donor by discussing a film he suggested for us. What did we think of this early 2000s indie? Put on your life jacket and join us! Yay/Nay (6:50) Koyaanasqatsi • The Mystery of DB Cooper • The Case Against Anon Sayid • House • Supercop • Machine Gun Preacher •  Main Review (23:56)  Spoilers (48:06) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which our intrepid trio are stuck in a loop repeating the same nonsense film opinions over and over and over again...just like our listeners when they tune in every week! Joining us in the nonsense this time around is Andrew Johnson. Please visit his site, WriterAndrew.com, or follow him on twitter @WriterAndrew for a never-ending stream of bad takes.  Yay/Nay (2:59) The Little Things • Coming To America • Coming 2 America • WandaVision • Barb and Star • The Dark Knight Rises • The Ripper • The Mandalorian • Spongebob The Movie: Sponge on the Run • Murder Among The Mormons •  Main Review (25:35)  Spoilers (51:04)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which our intrepid trio hit the open road, shit buckets at the ready, and break down the latest film from Chloe Zhao that once again blurs the line between fiction and documentary.  Yay/Nay (3:43) The Man From Nowhere • No Escape Room • Age of Samurai: Battle For Japan • Minari • Timecrimes •  Main Review (15:45)  Spoilers (38:42)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     Second Time Watchers is back! In which our intrepid trio sing our way to world domination as we discuss this Frank Oz classic.  A special thank you to @Nerdrovert on twitter for becoming our latest patron on Patreon. Enjoy the show? Consider donating to us on Patreon.com/FirstTimeWatchers Yay/Nay (3:51) Operation Odessa • China O'Brien • The Birds • I Care A Lot • The Little Things •  Movie Battle Royale (16:55) The Ring v Ice Age • Home Alone v The Italian Job • Pirates 3 v Hannibal • Wild Wild West v Fellowship of the Ring • Place Beyond The Pines v 101 Dalmations •  Main Review (27:42)  Outro/B-Roll (1:02:23) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which our intrepid trio scale enormous sky scrapers to shout out our terrible movie opinions and to discuss this monster classic. How well does it hold up in your mind? Let us know! Yay/Nay (2:49) Mommie Dearest • Righting Wrongs • King Kong 1976 • King Kong 2005 • Kong Skull Island • The King of Kong • Night Stalker: The Hunt for a Serial Killer • Crime Scene •  Main Review (20:34)  Outro/B-Roll (52:06)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which our intrepid trio return for Season 1 of 2021 and are joined by Mark Hurne to break down the best films of 2020. Please follow Mark on twitter @MarkHurne and check out his work at CriterionCast.com  5 and 4 films (14:42) 3 and 2 films (32:17) Best films of 2020 (55:26) Honorable Mentions/Outro (1:09:08) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Tumblr: firsttimewatchers.tumblr.com Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers

     In which our intrepid trio are down to one since Walter and Hermano are being scolded for being the creepy men that they are. However, joining Tim is Sarah Cartland and Neil Ramjee. Please find Sarah's work at CautionSpoilers.com and follow her on twitter @CautionSpoilers for a major jolt of Gerard Butler content. If you desire to follow Neil, you can find him @NeilRamjee or read his musings at FilmSeekers.com  Main Review WITH SPOILERS (1:43)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

    In which our intrepid trio are joined by Andrew Johnson of writerandrew.com as we play Santa, plan a heist, and fumble it really badly but it doesn't matter because there are no rules. Please give Andrew on follow on twitter @WriterAndrew.  Yay/Nay (3:39) What Lies Beneath • Alien Resurrection • Hunt For The Wilderpeople • Small Axe - Mangrove • The Christmas Chronicles 2 • The Call of the Wild •  Andrew's Hot Takes (17:38) Andrew uses his time to make the claim that Star Trek V: The Final Frontier is actually a good film (and even better than The Voyage Home!).  Main Review (30:17)  Spoilers (59:34)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which our intrepid trio rip out spines, cut each other in half, and impale demons with dildos as we take a look at the this homage to death metal and Sam Raimi.  Yay/Nay (1:56) The King of Staten Island • Run • Wrath City • Woke: It's The Year 3000 • What We Do In The Shadows • Searching •  Main Review (12:56)  Spoilers (33:10)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     Second Time Watchers is back! This time we take off our bandages to show our true, horrific selves as we discuss this early Sam Raimi film and it's clear influences and similarities to other films.  Yay/Nay (3:57) The Boys S2 • Doolittle • Night of the Demons • Maximum Overdrive • Sputnik • Proxima • Driveways •  Movie Battle Royale (16:51) X-Men 3 v Gremlins • Team America v Wizard of Oz • Goblet of Fire v Being John Malkovich • The Goonies v No Country For Old Men • Borat v Romeo + Juliet •  Main Review (28:13)  Spoilers (44:58)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which our intrepid trio plug into each others minds to control our guest, Mark Hurne from Criterion Cast, and his every action up until the bitter end. Please give Mark a follow on twitter @MarkHurne.  Yay/Nay (4:29) Black Sunday • Black Sabbath • Deathgasm • The Stuff • Blow The Man Down •  Mark's Criterion 101 (14:00) Mark asks us to name some Criterion watches or recent pick-ups before he delves into the new releases.  Main Review (30:02)  Spoilers (55:21)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/