First Time Watchers Podcast

.     In which our intrepid trio close out Season 2 of 2021 with a horror comedy for the ages...or maybe the rough. We dig ourselves out of this sand trap and discuss the fine line that comedy and parody must tread.  Care to read up on this film? Give this interview a read: https://web.archive.org/web/20160529134951/http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/157159/mowed-story-movie-blades/ Yay/Nay (1:04) Cowboy Bebop • King of the Hill • City of Angels, City of Death • Passing • Candyman • Venom Let There Be Carnage •  Main Review (14:41) Outro/B-Roll (54:18) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

.     In which our intrepid trio form a sisterly bond and search for our true selves as we discuss this heartfelt and emotional documentary, available on Netflix.  Yay/Nay (3:14) The Hunted • tick, tick…Boom! • King Richard • Last Night in Soho • Jungle Cruise • Dune •  Main Review (19:45)  Outro.B-Roll (47:01) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

.     Second Time Watchers is back! This time we train for the podcast of our lives with a very not-stereotypical Asian man to discuss this 1985 action adventure film starring Fred Ward!  Yay/Nay (1:39) Zombieland Double Tap • Clifford the Big Red Dog • Neon Genesis Evangelion • Face/Off • A Fistful of Dollars • Cruising • Belfast • Old •  Move Battle Royale (20:23) Jungle Book v Speed • Its a Wonderful Life v Revenge of the Sith • Half Blood Prince v Platoon • Rocky v Temple of Doom • Day After Tomorrow v Paul Blart •  Main Review (31:02)  Outro/B-Roll (56:35)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

.     In which our intrepid trio are missing one hombre but replace him with the baddest gunslinger this side of the Mississippi, Matthew Stewart from the Simplistic Reviews podcast. Give their show a follow on twitter @SimpleTweeters and be sure to check out their podcast on just about every podcast platform.  Yay/Nay (4:21) Titane • The Thing • We Need To Talk About Kevin • The Night House • One Shot • Finch • Eternals • What We Do In The Shadows • Catching Killers • Dune (1984) • Main Review (24:10) Spoilers (48:47) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

.     In which our intrepid trio are down one because Walter is hiding in a cave somewhere. But in his stead, braving the blistering heat, is DJ Valentine of the Simplistic Review Podcast. Please give his show a listen and follow him on Twitter @TryingToBeaDJV Yay/Nay (2:28) The Harder They Fall • Last Night In Soho • Showgirls • Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia • The Duellists • The Blair Witch Project • Ninja Assassin •  Main Review (19:41)  Spoilers (46:23)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

.     In which our intrepid trio dig sand out of our asses for weeks after trekking through the latest Denis Villeneuve film. The podcast must flow!  Yay/Nay (2:02) Cow • Petite Maman • The Worst Person in the World • Scream 4 • Halloween Kills • Squid Game •  Mark's Criterion 101 (18:43) Mark asks us to champion some recent releases or a film that we think should be deserving of entering the collection.  Main Review WITH SPOILERS (30:39)  Outro/B-Roll (1:16:24)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

.     In which our intrepid trio stay up super late, take our clothes off, and run for our lives around a 2 bedroom ranch as we discuss this cult slasher classic.  Yay/Nay (4:57) Scream 1, 2, & 3 • Midnight Mass • When A Stranger Calls • Free Guy •  Main Review (19:08)  Outro/B-Roll (45:32)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

.  Second Time Watchers is back! We pause Spooky Movie Month and find our Glow as we talk about this 1985 cult classic. Sho'nuff!  Yay/Nay (2:16) Star Wars Visions • Addams Family 2 • Nobody • F9 • The Good, The Bad and the Ugly • No Time To Die •  Movie Battle Royale (16:59) Napoleon Dynamite v The Land Before Time • Saw v Pretty Woman • Collateral v Hulk • Babe v 300 • Hulk v Tropic Thunder •  Main Review (26:14)  Outro/B-roll (58:51)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

.     In which our intrepid trio are down one because Walter decided to join a strange group of people who enjoy sitting cross legged on the floor. However, to join us on the hunt for the creepy man in the corner, Neil Ramjee from FilmSeekers.com. Give Neil a follow on twitter @NeilRamjee for all sorts of great film discussion.  Yay/Nay (2:58) Mandabi • Preparations to Be Together for and Unknown Period of Time • A Few Dollars More • Titane • Promising Young Woman • Midnight Mass •  Main Review (18:31)  Spoilers (37:29)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

.     In which our intrepid continue Spooky Movie Month by talking creepily through the radio or any other nearby electronic device to discuss the latest James Wan bonkers-fest, Malignant.  Yay/Nay (2:00) Let him Go • Peeping Tom • Transformers The Movie • Sorcerer • A Fistful of Dollars •  Main Review (13:53)  Spoilers (18:39)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

.     In which our intrepid trio are exaggeratedly drawn and hyper speed our way through a discussion of this wild 2009 Japanese animated film. Who came in first? Let us know!  Yay/Nay (5:30) Scream • Copshop • One Punch Man •  Main Review (15:45)  Spoilers (37:36) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

.     In which our intrepid trio are joined by the not-so-silent hot take artist himself, Andrew Johnson, to break down this Sergio Corbucci classic. Enjoy Andrew's takes? Give him a follow on Twitter @WriterAndrew or visit his site, WriterAndrew.com Yay/Nay (2:34) Assault of Precinct 13 • Turner & Hooch • But I’m A Cheerleader • Tomboy • The Wedding Banquet • Love is Strange • The Birdcage • Malignant • The Sopranos • Zola • The House With The Clock In Its Walls • Peter Rabbit 2 •  Main Review (15:23)  Spoilers (37:54)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

.     In which our intrepid trio are down by one as Hermano set out to avenge his fallen brethren. Joining us in this adventure is Mark Hurne of Criterion Cast. Give Mark a follow on Twitter @MarkHurne and take a look at his contributions on criterioncast.com Yay/Nay (2:28) Annette • About Last Night • Event Horizon • The Long Good Friday • Shang-Chi • Turning Point: 9/11 and the War on Terror •  Mark's Criterion 101 (16:40) Mark goes into the latest news that Criterion has finally dipped their toes into the 4K game and asks us what we make of it as well as detailing the latest releases.  Main Review (30:24)  Spoilers (46:56) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

.  Second Time Watchers is back! This time, get aboard the Tim train as he takes you back to 1995 and this Steven Seagal classic featuring the wonderful Eric Bogosian! Choo Choo!  Yay/Nay (0:51) Stowaway • High Sierra • Woodstock 99 • The Empty Man •  Movie Battle Royale (12:35) Austin Powers v Hot Fuzz • Cars v True Lies • Batman v Jerry Maguire • 40 Year Old Virgin v Chasing Amy • Shrek v A Christmas story • Main Review (22:11) Outro/B-Roll (52:39)   Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

.     In which our intrepid trio return from summer vacation and then embark on a journey to track down our favorite barnyard animal as we discuss the Nic Cage indie hit, Pig.  Yay/Nay (4:54) Black Widow • No Sudden Move • Fast 9 • Paw Patrol The Movie • Untold Malice at the Palace • The Suicide Squad • Masters of the Universe Revelations • Transformers War For Cybertron Kingdom • The Green Knight •  Main Review WITH SPOILERS (31:10)  Outro/B-Roll (55:17) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

.     In which our intrepid trio finish off Season 1 of 2021 with cocaine, the mob, and a bitchin' ride as we take a look at this Tony Scott classic.  Yay/Nay (2:41) Cruella • Riders of Justice • Luca •  Main Review (13:34)  Spoilers (38:03) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

.  Second Time Watchers is back! This time we hit Wally repeatedly over the head as he discusses his fondness for a childhood classic, The Muppets Take Manhattan.  Yay/Nay (0:44) Infinite • Shameless • Wrath of Man • In The Heights •  Movie Battle Royale (10:56) Wedding Crashers v Toy Story • District 9 v Amelie • Maltese Falcon v The Dark Knight • Kubo and the Two Strings v Snow White • Die Hard 3 v Billy Madison •  Main Review (19:06)  Outro/B-Roll (49:04) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which our intrepid trio are locked in a tiny capsule with Mark Hurne of Criterion Cast as we dissect the latest Alexander Aja film. Please give Mark a follow on twitter @MarkHurne and visit Criterion Cast for a plethora of good film discussion.  Yay/Nay (2:31) Mother (1996) • The Arbor • My Night at Maud's • Raya and the Last Dragon •  Mark's Criterion 101 (11:30) Where Mark asks us what Criterion films we have seen recently or are interested in purchasing. He also brings up some recent releases he urges us to check out.  Main Review (31:33) Spoilers (50:23) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     In which our intrepid trio travel by all modes of transportation as we haul our guest, Andrew Johnson, from one end of the country to the other and discuss this Robert DeNiro and Charles Grodin classic. Give Andrew a follow on twitter @WriterAndrew and take a look at his site, WriterAndrew.com  Yay/Nay (4:23) A Quiet Place Part 2 • The Cannonball Run • Run Lola Run • The Heartbreak Kid • Bamboozled • The Spook Who Set By The Door • The Saw Franchise • The Universal Horror Movies - The Man Who Laughs, The Last Warning, Dracula (Spanish Version), The Invisible Man • Mare of Easttown • Invincible •  Main Review (20:52) Outro/B-Roll (54:30) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

  In which our intrepid trio pull off the perfect heist: having anyone, even just one person, listen to this insipid podcast. Just let us know what you thought of Zack Snyder's latest.  Yay/Nay (1:43) The Neon Demon • Wrong Turn (2021) • Love Death and Robots •  Main Review WITH SPOILERS (15:05)  Outro/B-Roll (42:11) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/