First Time Watchers Podcast

      In which our intrepid trio fight sharks and ourselves after podcasting at sea for over 4,000 miles but still find time to discuss this 2012 Norwegian adventure film.  Yay/Nay (1:26) Onward • Trolls World Tour • Fear City, Yes, Madam! • Royal Warriors (a.k.a. In The Line of Duty) • Chasing Conspiracy •  Main Review (17:18)  Spoilers (43:32)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

      Second Time Watchers is back! In which our intrepid trio team up to take on our evil eyepatched podcast nemesis in a winner take all tournament. Will we be the best of the best?! Listen to find out! Yay/Nay (5:54) Jay and Silent Bob Reboot • Portrait of a Lady on Fire • Dark Side of the Ring • Schitt's Creek • Night Watch • Hot Rod • Kino Lorber Ida Lupino Blu-ray Box Set • Ricochet •  Movie Battle Royale (22:06) Transformers v Chasing Amy • Wall-E v Zombieland • Titanic v Good Will Hunting • Vanilla Sky v Superbad • Jurassic Park v The Exorcist •  Main Review (34:18)  Outro/B-Roll (1:07:57)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

      In which our intrepid trio are down one because Hermano decided to stay on Level 69 (my man!) but joining us instead is the man who asked for level 96 because he is so confused, Joe Campbell from FilmIlliterates.com. Please visit Joe's site, take a look at his review videos, and take a gander at his terrible film tastes on twitter @FilmIlliterates  Yay/Nay (2:52) The Hunt (2020) • Hard Boiled • Angel of Fury • GI Joe • As Above So Below • The Lighthouse • Come to Daddy • Alien 3 •  Main Review (23:26)  Spoilers (49:30)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

      In which our intrepid trio are down one because Hermano ran away crying because no respectable thief wears a beard as big as his. However, joining us is the man with the biggest scepter in town, Jairo from the True Bromance Film Podcast. Please follow and give a listen to the second best member of his own show @TruBromanceCast  Yay/Nay (3:55) JoJo Rabbit • Doctor Sleep • Signs • Rear Window • Avengement • Fargo S3 • Tiger King • The Dark Side of the Ring •  Main Review (23:31)  Outro/B-Roll (49:43) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

      In which our intrepid trio are down one because Hermano is up to his neck in noir troubles. However, joining us tonight on this cross-country journey is Neil Ramjee from FilmSeekers.com. Please give Neil and his show a follow on twitter @NeilRamjee and @FilmSeekers Yay/Nay (3:03) Lords • System Crasher • Deerskin • Monty Python's Flying Circus • Schitt's Creek • Mary and the Witches Flower • Ford v Ferrari • Bad Lieutenant • The Addiction •  Main Review (27:34)  Outro/B-Roll (1:00:38)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

      In which our intrepid trio are down one because Hermano is wandering aimlessly through life with no sense of self but somehow amassing fortunes. In his stead is none other than Wil from ExplodingHelicopter.com. Please give his show a listen or follow him on twitter @ChopperFireball.  Yay/Nay (3:04) Hellboy • The Green Mile • Redacted • Ms .45 •  Main Review (19:44)  Outro/Outtake (55:59)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     Second Time Watchers is back! In which our intrepid trio step out of our elements to investigate how well this film holds up. Just don't fall for that banana in the tailpipe!  Yay/Nay (3:12) Color Out of Space • The Invisible Man • Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom •  Movie Battle Royale (19:47) Pineapple Express v The Incredibles • Volcano v Children of Men • Matrix Revolutions v Collateral • Oceans 11 v Alien 3 • Superbad v Snow White •  Main Review (29:07)  Outro/B-Roll (1:00:40) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

      In which our intrepid trio bare our souls to you and share thoughts on life, work, and our fathers. Joining us in our misery is Andrew Johnson from WriterAndrew.com. Please give him a follow on twitter @WriterAndrew so you can behold his hot takes.  Yay/Nay (2:45) Sonic • The Major and the Minor • Come to Daddy • Doctor Sleep • Shaun The Sheep Farmageddon • Riki Oh The Story of Ricky • JoJo Rabbit • Ford v Ferrari • The Rhythm Section • Better Call Saul • Forensic Files •  Andrews Hot Takes (20:20) Andrew takes uses his segment to convince everyone Quantum of Solace is a Top 5 Bond film.  Main Review (33:48)  Outro/B-Roll (1:01:19)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

      In which our intrepid trio are down one because Wally decided to get eaten by zombies while filming amateurs in the jungle. However, joining us for this episode to discuss this unique 2017 zombie horror/comedy is our very best hack podcaster, the one and only DJ Valentine from the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. Please give DJ and his show a follow on twitter @TryingToBeADJV and @SimpleTweeters, respectively.  Yay/Nay (5:25) Memories of Murder • Birds of Prey • Point Blank (1967) • El Camino • Sonic • The House That Jack Built •  Main Review (30:11) Spoilers (43:35)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

      In which our intrepid trio ambush Wally with a fucking cup of coffee and make him watch a film that has been on his list of shame for over 20 years. Finally, he is able to witness some of the best car chases ever put to film! Yay/Nay (9:15) Aladdin • Breaking Bad • Tim's Top 10 Films of the Decade • World War II in Color •  Main Review WITH SPOILERS (22:11) Outro/B-Roll (59:24)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

      In which our intrepid trio are joined by Mark Hurne to discuss the very best that 2019 was able to offer related to film. Please give Mark a follow on Twitter @MarkHurne  (0:00 - 19:11) Best scenes / performances / film we missed  (19:11) #5 and #4 films (43:24) #3 and #2 films (1:07:59) #1 films and the best of the rest  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Tumblr: firsttimewatchers.tumblr.com Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers

      In which our intrepid trio are tasked with the very important mission to find our missing co-host, Hermano, with the help of none other than Neil Ramjee from FilmSeekers.com. Please visit Neil's site and find him on twitter @FilmSeekers for vital information regarding this mission.    Main Review WITH SPOILERS (1:25)   Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

      In which Walter and Hermano are off fighting in the war and Tim has the estate all to himself. In their absences, Fiona Underhill and Dave Giannini stop by to discuss Greta Gerwig's latest film. Please follow Fiona and Dave on twitter, @FionaUnderhill and @DaveAGiannini, respectively, for some wonderful film musings.  Main Review WITH SPOILERS (2:25)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

      In which our intrepid trio rise from the grave (multiple times) and Force trick each other into thinking this is the most worthy of finales to the greatest fictional saga of all time!  Main Review WITH SPOILERS (0:0:45)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

   In which we re-air our original episode from 2015 where we discussed The Force Awakens with Mark Hurne from the 25th Frame.    Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/  

     In which we re-air and episode where Dan from Geek Cast Radio and Jairo from True Bromance join Tim to talk about the lasting legacy of the Original Star Wars Trilogy and how the series could move forward prior to The Force Awakens release.    Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/    

     In which we re-air a Bonus Episode from 2015 where Matt from Simplistic Reviews and Andrew from Film Geek Radio join Tim to talk about the Star Prequels.    Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

      In which our intrepid trio are down one because Wally had to (ahem) take care of some business (best not to ask) but we are joined by our best hot take hit man, from WriterAndrew.com, Andrew Johnson. Please give Andrew a follow on twitter @WriterAndrew, if you dare.  Yay/Nay (4:09) Knives Out • 1917 • JoJo Rabbit • Stuber • The Tale of the Princess Kayuga • Lava • Float • Kitbull • Luna • Pixar In Real Life •  Andrew's Hot Takes (23:34) Andrew uses his time to display his thirst to set Baby Yoda on fire. Please send all comments to @WriterAndrew  Main Review WITH SPOILERS (34:54)  Outro/B-Roll (1:24:38) Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

     Second Time Watchers is back! In which our intrepid trio are scantily clad and venture into the depths of Walter's mind and childhood to discuss this infamous animated anthology.  Yay/Nay (1:07) The Greatest Events of WWII In Color • A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood • Frozen II • Undefeatable •  Movie Battle Royale (17:57) The Shining v Star Wars • Sin City v Quantum of Solace • Dawn of the Dead v Slumdog Millionaire • Devil's Advocate v Justice League • Fight Club v Little Miss Sunshine •  Main Review (28:36)  Outro/B-Roll (1:02:24)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/

      In which our intrepid trio cross off a list of shame film for Tim and kick his ass in slo-mo at the same time. How does this film hold up in your eyes? Send us an email with your thoughts! Yay/Nay (4:14) Angry Birds 2 • The Mandalorian • Good Time • The Dance of Reality • Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas • Trailer Park Boys •  Main Review (21:47)  Outro/B-Roll (1:10:05)  Email: firsttimewatchers@gmail.com Twitter: @1sttimewatchers Back Catalogue: firsttimewatchers.podbean.com Donate: Patreon.com/firsttimewatchers Buy stuff: zazzle.com/firsttimewatchers Member: largeassmovieblogs.com/