We Don't Have Cookies

Jason and Mama Kate recap all of the "This Week's Dumb*** of the Year" 's and narrow it down the biggest dumb*** of the month. The choices include a teenage girl in IL who broke into an abandoned prison and accidentally locked herself in a cell, a man in London who stole 2 pizzas while dressed as a beer bottle and a man in China who rode his bike 300 miles in the wrong direction on his way home. There is also a special announcement at the end of the episode. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here and leave a donation if possible. 

This week Jason's guest is comedian Mama Kate. Jason found out Donald Trump was our new President and had a weird Homeland style conspiracy theory/fantasy. He also finds out there are camels in China and deer in England. There's an update on a man who robbed a bank in order to get away from his wife. Katie regrets not getting the Vespa accident that broke her leg on video. They discover Jason can not do impressions. A Chinese man travels 300 miles in the wrong direction on his bicycle on his way home. They announce the next stand up show and a new monthly episode. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here. Cover art by folio designhaus.  

This week Jason talks to one of the very first guests to appear on the show, comedian Gary R. Henry. They talk a lot about comedy, doing crowd work, writing, inspirations, etc. They also talk about a man who had two different vehicles destroyed by trees in two different towns on the same day as well as a man in the UK who stole pizza's while dressed in a beer bottle costume.  Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here and make a donation to the show if possible.

The show is back! Jason's first guest for 2017 is comedian Mike Canestaro. They talk about Jason not using Facebook, using virtual reality glasses in the bathroom, booking stand up shows, Father Time, and more! There is also a song by comedian and Tonight Show writer Murray Valeriano. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here. Check out Mike Canestaro's merchandise on Amazon by clicking here. 

This week Jason is joined by Mama Kate. They talk about an abandoned boat in California, fried chicken scented objects, ice hotels, ice cream world records, cats traveling hundreds of miles away and catching thieves, robbers pet rooster and a woman who ran a half marathon and got lost for 12 hours. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here.

Jason intro's this bonus episode to thank all of the people involved in the podcast's first stand up comedy show. Mama Kate kicked off the show, Mike Morris hosted, Adrian Miller and Carla Goldbusch performed and Mike Canestaro headlined. The show was held at Diesel in Springfield, Ohio.  Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here.

This week Jason is doing the show from his car outside of the first We Don't Have Cookies stand up show. It's a quick episode where Mama Kate and Mike Canestaro stop by before the show to talk about the show which will hopefully be up on the podcast feed in the near future. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.  Check out Jason as the guest on the Sea of Madness podcast by clicking here.

This week is a quick show. Jason starts off by talking about going to the dentist and asking him about the conspiracy theories that he talked about on the last episode with Mama Kate. The segments this week were a phone call between Eugene Mirman and a phone company and Epic Rap Battles of History's song Bruce Banner vs. Bruce Jenner. After the break Jason was joined by the first non human guest on the podcast, Pandy Kaufman. They talk about him being a bear, the election results not being revealed yet and starting a Little China in Dayton. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here, donations can be made at the bottom of the page. Listen to past episodes with Pandy by clicking here.  

This week Jason is joined by comedian Mama Kate for episode 100. They talk about a woman who has 26" long fingernails, a man in Florida who set the world record for the largest poop collection, a listener voicemail, dental conspiracy theories, ninjas, another wedding ring story and more. They end the show by announcing the podcast's first stand up comedy show. This week's segments were Epic Rap Battle of History's "Oprah vs Ellen" and a funny call between Eugene Mirman and a Christian phone company.  Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.  Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here.

This week Jason talks to comedian, actor, author and Facebook user Mike Canestaro. They start off by wondering who won the US Presidential election because nobody seems to be talking about it. They talk about the release of Mike's new book called Not Making It, they went over the book in depth on Mike's last appearance that you can hear by clicking here. They talk about a man who wrote a one sentence long novel and won an award and ideas for Mike's next book. The National Toy Hall of Fame creates controversy by inducting bubble wrap which beat out Transformers and other actual toys for inclusion. There's a company out there that can turn your loved ones ashes into a nice coffee mug and a German man finds his lost wedding ring on a carrot that he pulled out of his garden. Here's a pic.  This week segment was a song called What About Me by Chad Neidt.  Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Purchase Mike Canestaro's book Not Making It by

This week Jason talks to comedian Mike Morris. They talk about aggressive turkeys in California, should they chill because Thanksgiving is coming up or is that why they are so upset? A man in the UK is dressing up as a rabbit to spread unconditional love. Will this be the new creepy clown craze? China shines bright with weird news stories this week. Starting with citizens sitting in front of cars with their high beams on over a traffic violation to a lady conning men out of enough money to get a house. This weeks segments are an Ad Block Inc ad by Dave Prague, an Angry Dalai Lama Tweet by Don Smith and Totally From UK Today by ChooChoo Stu. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here.

Jason and Mama Kate spontaneously recorded another episode after the last show to talk about a Twitter creeper, why they hate Facebook, drunk dialing, falling asleep during sex, their favorite tv shows, birthday cakes and if the curse of the show was lifted. The show may have happened spur of the moment with no format but it is sure to go down as one of the classics! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here. Subscribe on iTunes by clicking here, subscribe on Google Play Music by clicking here, subscribe on iHeartRadio by clicking here, subscribe on TuneIn Radio by clicking here, subscribe on Stitcher by clicking here, subscribe on SoundCloud by clicking here and YouTube by clicking here.

The show is back! Mama Kate is back! All is well in the Cookieverse. Jason and Mama Kate talk about a Halloween, pumpkin thieves, Kate singing the National Anthem, a crazy landlord and then the show just went off the rails. They started talking about the near extermination of a dog breed by Hitler, people hang gliding over industrial fans powered by bicycles and more! Since Mama Kate was the first guest on the podcast, this week's segments are by the first segment contributors for the podcast, Frankie MacDonald and Mark Ofuji. If you listened to the show, here is a picture of the dog that was talked about in the last segment. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Visit the website by clicking here. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out Mark Ofuji's YouTube page by clicking here.

Jason is joined by Don Smith to talk about the future of The Life. Don is putting the show on hiatus until January. If the show comes back Don wants to make The Life its own podcast and will no longer be featured on the We Don't Have Cookies feed. Jason gives a brief update on his house, states that audio quality matters on an audio only format and they talk about how great life has been without The Life in theirs. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Check out the website by clicking here. Subscribe on iTunes by clicking here, subscribe on Google Play Music by clicking here, subscribe on iHeart Radio by clicking here, subscribe on TuneIn Radio by clicking here, subscribe on Stitcher by clicking here, subscribe on SoundCloud by clicking here, subscribe on Spreaker by clicking here. 

This week Jason is joined by Dave Prague. Jason apologizes for Dave's presence and talks about canoe pizza delivery, a woman who's house was stolen, a baby sleeping on it's head, a Chinese baby with 31 fingers and toes and a man in the UK who destroyed $6k in tv's. This week's segments are the song Asian Babies by Mike O'Connell, How Boys Are Made by Kristina Hughes and Totally From UK Today by ChooChoo Stu.  Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here.  

This week Jason is joined once again by friend and former pro wrestling manager Kenny Bolin as well as his contractor James/Jimmy/Jim Franklin from time to time. Jason apologizes for not putting the show out on a Monday. Kenny is back to tell the story of the seafood restaurant that he talked about on his last appearance. They also talk about somebody in China buying 8 iPhone 7's for his dog because he has too much money as well as somebody who could really use some extra money. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9343 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here. Cover art courtesy of Folio Designhaus, visit them by clicking here.

Jason gives a quick update about the podcast and addresses everything that has been going on the past few weeks and things that are going to happen in the weeks to come.   Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here.  

This week Jason talks to Uncle Eon. Uncle Eon is an elderly comedian who is definitely a real person. He has been through a lot in his day and is more than willing to tell you all about it. He's had his mustache fall off on stage, dealt with a horrible manager and may or may not have been kissed on the face by a human woman after a show. He's not a father despite having plenty of time to do so. Special thanks to Mike Canestaro...for no particular reason.   Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here and if you enjoyed the show please donate a dollar to help out.

This week Jason is joined by comedian Mike Canetaro. Mike has been on the radio show many times but this is the first time that he's been on the podcast. They talk about Mike's upcoming novel, Not Making It, as well as other books that he's written, getting into stand up, booking shows and some horror stories that goes along with it. They also talk about a cat, Mike's 13 year old goldfish, a woman getting arrested for stealing 3 fries and more! This weeks segments are BS Facts from Beej and Totally F.U.K.T by Choo Choo Stu. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. You can see Mike's books, cd's and movies by clicking here. You can listen to any of Mike's previous appearances on the show as a guest or as a segment contributor by clicking here. Like the Facebook page for Mike's upcoming novel Not Making It by clicking here. Like the Facebook page for the podcast by clicking here. Visit the podcast's website by clicking here. Podcast cover

This week Jason is joined by author, actor, former pro wrestling manager and friend Kenny "Star Maker" Bolin. Did Kenny really sell his old roommate the guys own furniture to pay for Kenny's rent? Did Kenny have somebody paint a handicapped symbol on a parking space in front of his condo so nobody else could use it? Did Kenny buy his son a car for his birthday and then charge him for it? Maybe..... Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here.