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This week Mama Kate stops by to talk about God's purge on Jason's life every 7 years, he won't give anybody his phone number, an amazing show at Diesel (which will be on the feed Thursday or Monday), a kid in Missouri had a poop themed birthday party, Jason wants a new cell phone, horoscope sign dates were changed a few years ago without Jason's knowledge or consent, a massage parlor pipes bust which leads to them being busted for prostitution and more! This week's segments were Totally From UK Today, aka Totally FUKT, with ChooChoo Stu and a reverse prank phone call by Mike Canestaro as Betty Sue. Listen to Jason on the Sea of Madness podcast reviewing the 80's horror movie Maximum Overdrive by clicking here. Check out ChooChoo Stu's podcast, Podcast Train, by clicking here. Cover art courtesy of Folio Designhaus, check them out by clicking here.

This week Benny Mack is back to help Jason crown a dumb*** of the year for March. The contestants are: Jason for messing up the file for the last show with Benny, a man who vows to eat Jason Segel's picture every day on YouTube until Jason Segel eats that guys picture (check out the videos by clicking here), a man who juggled to get out of a DUI, a Canadian couple who drove over a frozen lake and fell through it on Facebook Live (check out the video by clicking here) and the Mayor of San Diego for saying that nothing shows how pure their recycled water is than using it in a local brewery's beer.  Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here and please consider leaving a donation.

This week comedian, actor, author and Facebook user Mike Canestaro stops by to talk about smoking bed bugs, webcam spammers, his upcoming segment for the show, Katz Lounge and answers a question from the last guest. They also talk about Jason's trip to the Gem City Comic Con, a Facebook video of a police officer in Wisconsin talking to somebody who claimed to be from the IRS threatening to have him arrested and a man who was caught hanging upside down by his pants at a school in Arizona. Song by Epic Rap Battles of Histroy, click here to subscribe to them on YouTube. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here and please consider leaving a donation.

In an extended version of Totally F.U.K.T., Choo Choo Stu Skypes in from the UK to talk about all things UK that have come up on the show recently like what does "this Saturday" mean, why is the Queen on Canadian money, beans on toast, etc. They also talk about the world's smallest mobile nightclub in London, a swearing ban in Rochdale and a woman who wants the laws changed so she can marry a robot. There is also a new contest for listeners to create a new intro song for the podcast! The deadline is June 9th. If you're interested use the contact info below.   Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here and please consider donating to the show. Check out Cave Crew Radio by clicking here. Cover art courtesy of Folio Designhaus, visit them by clicking here.

On what was supposed to be last Thursday's episode, Stuart Rice from the Sketch Comedy Podcast Show is this week's guest. They start off by talking about the Sketch Comedy Podcast Show, Stuart's first and only stand up set, they talk about the Lovely, a This or That scenario, a San Diego brewery using recycled water to make beer, Monopoly changing some of their game pieces, they talk about making a G.I. Joe reality show cartoon about the characters after they leave the service, an engineer made a sex doll that requires foreplay and more!        Follow Stuart on Twitter by clicking here. Check out the Sketch Comedy Show Podcast's website by clicking here. Follow Choo Choo Stu on Twitter by clicking here. Follow the This or That podcast on Twitter by clicking here. Visit the This or That podcast's website by clicking here.

Matt Barnard and Mama Kate drop by this week to talk to Jason. Jason is concerned he isn't pronouncing Matt's first name correctly and they go over why he wasn't on the show last week. They get into Matt's past in improv and stand up. In the midst of Mama Kate Appreciation Month we get an update on how her job is going. They talk about a man who made a wheelchair for a fish, a Swedish politician lobbying for paid sex breaks, and a Canadian couple who drove over a frozen lake and fell through on Facebook live. This week's segments were by Chad Neidt and Mike O'Connell. For the first time ever there is bonus content included in the show! Its a pre-show clip of them talking about Jason being called Sweet Daddy Jay and the reason why he has stalkers. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here and consider donating to the show. Check out Matt's dating site by clicking he

Jason has officially declares March is Mama Kate Awareness Month. She's going to be out of work soon, so 50% of all money donated to the show will go to her. Mama Kate wants to be able to prove that ghosts do exist. A rendition of the Ghostbusters theme by Chad Neidt was the first ever guest segment of a Thursday show. We go over a scenario from our friends at the This or That podcast and finish with the sweet or psychotic segment. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Check out the This or That podcast by clicking here. Subscribe to Chad Neidt on YouTube by clicking here. Like the WDHC Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here and please consider donating to the show.

This week Mama Kate bails out the show after another person no shows. They start off by talking about how stupid Jason is, the podcast opening a restaurant chain to compete with Sonic, rabbit holes leading to unknown caves, weird geography talk and more. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visite the website by clicking here and please consider donating to the show.

Jason had another last minute cancellation, so instead of a normal Thursday show here is his appearance on Izzy Rock's podcast, Tales from the Hard Side. They talk about their upcoming appearance at the Gem City Comic Con as part of a podcasting panel, Jason's choice to cut Facebook out of his life, being homeless and more. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here and please consider donating to the show.  Check out Izzy's podcast by clicking here. Cover art courtesy of Folio Designhaus, check them out by clicking here.

Marshall Law is a concept that will have it's own episode where people will come on the show who have humorous issues with each other, Jason judges who is right and gives a punishment to the person who is wrong. But in this episode we skip the trial and go straight to the punishment. Mama Kate has been giving questions for the next guest that have really gotten to those particular guests, like list 17 things that make you happy and name 25 people who have impacted your life. So her punishment is a question from one of those guests, name 100 Trump quotes. Let's see how she likes it. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here and please consider donating to the show.

Comedian Ash Ark drops by to talk about getting into stand up comedy, what motivates her and diarrhea inspiring her comedy. There is more talk about tulpamancers, Jason's theory about Hilton hotels, turkey's being weird, a man eating Jason Segel's picture and more! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here and please consider donating to the show. 

Mama Kate dropped in on the show this week because she was supposed to, but Jason thought that when she covered for a no show a couple of weeks ago he crossed her name out as a guest this week and brought on Izzy Rock. So that means you get an extra show this week. They talk about an upcoming punishment episode for Mama Kate, schoolyard fights, video calls out of the blue, life hacks, how much they love Impractical Jokers on TruTV,  Katie's interest in romance novels, and more. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here and please consider donating to the show.

Benny Mack joins the show from New Zealand to help Jason crown a "Dumb*** of the Year" for the month of February. The choices are a police station who blew up a car parked in front of the police department by it's own officers, a man who stole 7 billion in wire transfers because he thinks that Jesus wants him to be rich or a Canadian man who drove his car into a street car tunnel because his GPS told him to go that way. Jason follow's up on Dwayne Mailman's question from the Platergeist episode of how people in New Zealand pronounce the letter "z" or "zed". He also follows up on a story from a few months ago about KFC selling fried chicken scented candles but only in New Zealand. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Follow Benny Mack on Twitter by clicking here. Like the podcast's Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here and please consider donating to the show.

This is the episode that Jason referred to on the last episode, it may be the most serious episode that has been put out but hopefully you will find it entertaining and thought provoking. Jason and Izzy Rock were talking before the main show about other podcasts, freshening up their perspectives on things particularly politics, humanities instinct to divide ourselves into groups, podcasting and then Jason realizes that he probably should start the podcast since the guest thinks he's doing the main show already. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here and please consider donating to the show.

Izzy Rock joins Jason on the podcast to talk about his podcast Tales from the Hard Side, his role on the Gem City Podcast and some podcasting talk. They also go over embarrassing moments, family, drinking, idiots who drive off with the gas pump handle still in their gas tanks, GPS, conspiracy theories and more! They also go over the upcoming Gem City Comic Con on April 1 and they announce that Jason will be part of the podcasting q&a panel.  Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Check out Tales from the Hardside by clicking here. Check out the Gem City Podcast by clicking here. Like the podcast Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here and please consider donating to the show while you're there. Cover art courtesy of Folio Designhaus, click here to check them out.

Tracy Rowland and Dwayne Mailman of WINProv Skype into the show from Toronto, Canada this week. They catch up on what has been going on in their lives since their last appearance on the podcast. Jason was very worried about the fog advisory in Toronto. They discuss "z" versus "zed" and poutine. Jason tells a few stories about his trip to Pittsburgh and how he thinks his hotel room was haunted. There was another crazy question from the last guest, a great topic from our friends at the This or That podcast and question whether a birth announcement was sweet or psychotic. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the WINProv Facebook page by clicking here. Like the Improv Night in Canada Facebook page by clicking here. Listen to the This or That podcast by clicking here, follow them on Twitter by clicking here. Like the We Don't Have Cookies Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here and please consider donating t

Jason kicks off the new Thursday show format and just like every other first in the show's history he's joined by Mama Kate. He asks a question from last week's guest, they talk about tulpamancers, a question courtesy of the This Or That podcast and talk about a woman in North Carolina who is giving away her $450k farm house to the winner of her personal essay contest. Check out This or That on iTunes by clicking here and on Twitter by clicking here. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here and please consider donating to the show. Cover art by Folio Designhaus, visit them by clicking here.

This week Jason is joined by comedian Mama Kate after the scheduled guest cancelled at the last minute for a record breaking third time. But everything happens for a reason and Jason realizes that reason may be for them to celebrate becoming friends with each other a few years ago around Valentine's Day and it also made the question from last week's guest even better. They talk about the Mandela Effect, a woman who got a parking ticket 2 seconds before she was legally allowed to park there, a Florida man who stole 7 billion dollars and some upcoming changes to the show.  You can watch Hunter Hobbs epic 9 hour long Excel challenge video by clicking here. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.  Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here and please consider donating to the show. Cover art by Folio Designhaus, visit them by clicking here.

This week Jason talks to Hunter Hobbs, a YouTuber who spent over 9 and a half hours scrolling to the bottom of a blank Excel spreadsheet. Jason asks the question on everybody's mind, WHY?!? They also talk about if he was able to eat or use the bathroom while scrolling, if he ever thought about giving up, his mindset at the time, being written about in Time Magazine, some questions from Facebook, a question from the last guest that shocked both of them and more! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Subscribe to Hunter's YouTube channel by clicking here. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here and consider donating to the show. Cover art by folio designhaus, check them out by clicking here. 

Kenny "Star Maker" Bolin returns to the show after spending months in the hospital. They start the show with a little wrestling talk, his dogs getting into trouble (his dogs chime in on the story too), Kenny goes on a rant about Donald Trump, an update on Ma Bolin, a story about Mark Cuban that almost got him and John Cena fired, a man who spent 9 hours scrolling to the bottom of an Excel spreadsheet, a police department in the UK and more! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.  Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here.