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This week the show starts a little abruptly as Jason was talking to Kenny Bolin and his daughter-in-law Mayara for a while before the show official started. Jason had intend for both of them to be this week's guests but he didn't know that it would end up turning into an episode of the Bolin Alley. WDHC has invaded other shows but this will go down in the show's history as the first time it was invaded by another podcast. They talk about Kenny getting a night light for his toilet, why he's decided to sit down to pee, getting kicked off of his own podcast, making up with his former co-host Joe Cronin only to block him hours later, Kenny has a special message for a long lost fan and much more! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here and please consider leaving a donation. You can buy Kenny's merchandise by sending him a message on Facebook by clicking here.

This is Jason's first appearance on Cave Crew Radio with hosts DK from Canada, Big B from New York and Choo Choo Stu from England. They talk about Stu's experiences at the allotment, Big B getting annoyed at band mates screwing up on stage, theater texting and more! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here and please consider leaving a donation. Check out Cave Crew Radio by clicking here.

This week Jason continues bringing on guests who have meant a lot to the podcast over the past two years with Mike Canestaro. Mike has been on the podcast more than anybody over the past year besides Mama Kate and has supplied a wide variety of segments for the show. They start off by talking about Mike live streaming at home and at work, Jason playing Father Time in a sketch on the Sketch Comedy Podcast Show which hasn't been released yet, acceptable strip club food, a Texas man getting trapped inside an ATM and more! This week's segments are by Fake Advice for New Comics by Dave Nelson and "On My Own Terms" by Chad Neidt. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here and please consider leaving a donation. Subscribe to Chad Neidt on YouTube by clicking here. Check out Comedy A-Go-Go by clicking here.  

This week Jason talked to Benny Mack to get some audio for the 2 year anniversary episode, they talked for so long that Jason decided to just go ahead and put it out as an episode after taking out all of the stuff that will be in the anniversary show. They talked about one of Benny's most recent Periscope's that Jason loved, took a question from the chatroom about their worst attack from an insect or animal, monkeys in movies, odd experiences with animals, pirates, self driving cars, pizza, they were all over the place. The show ends with Benny asking why American's have jacuzzi's for their deuces.  Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here. Follow Jason on Twitter by clicking here. Follow Benny on Twitter by clicking here.

This week Mama Kate returns to the podcast! Jason starts off the show by explaining why there is not intro music and a few things to expect on the anniversary episode. They talk about the last stand up show at Diesel, whether or not Jason is homophobic, a bear walking into a liquor store, a question from the last guest and a man who was arrested for driving a forklift. This week's segment was Fake Advice for New Comics by Dave Nelson. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here. Listen to Dave Nelson's podcast, Comedy A-Go-Go by clicking here.

ChooChooStu returns to the show for the second Totally From UK Today extended edition! We talk about how Stu recently saved a man's life and a woman's purse. A man who accidentally cut off his penis with a chainsaw. A double decker bus hits a man who dusts himself off afterwards and walks into a bar. Then the show takes an unexpected turn where Stu and Jason talk about their personal experiences in car accidents. A naked man gets knocked out in the street by another man and Stu has a theory about why it happened. A man hid from police under a bed with his legs and feet sticking out and more! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.  Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here. Listen to Stu's podcast by clicking here. Listen to Mama Kate on Cave Crew Radio this Thursday at 9pm Eastern by clicking here.

This week Jason and Benny pick a dumb*** of the year from a good selection of people. Fist, a man who was harpooned 9 times in Thailand after putting on a shark fin in the ocean to try to pull a prank on his friends. Next, a man called 911 asking for a ride to Hooters because his grandma was about to have a stroke but didn't need medical attention, she just needed him. Lastly, Jim Cornette was fed over $100 worth of Long John Silvers from a dumpster by his best friend Kenny Bolin and didn't find out about it for 40 years. Benny also talks about going to high school with The Rock and teaching him how to wrestle. What more could you ask for? Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-WDHC (9342) Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here and please go to the "get involved" section to find ways that you can help the show! Follow Jason on Twitter by clicking here. Follow Benny Mack on Twitter by clicking here.

This week Kenny Bolin returns to the show, this episode was recorded prior to the accidental episode that was released last Monday with Kenny and his daughter-in-law Mayara. Kenny and Jason talk about both of their recent moves to new homes, Kenny's Facebook policy of unfriending people on their birthday, Mozart the pitbull who had 5 owners in 12 hours, a horrible experience attempting to appear on a podcast and more!  Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast on Facebook by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here and please go to the "get involved" tab to see ways that you can help the show.

Marshall Law returns! Mama Kate was very upset that ChooChooStu didn't follow her back on Twitter. On the brink of tears she requested that he be brought to justice and on an episode of Marshall Law. Stu claims he didn't do anything wrong and wants to defend his good name, or Twitter handle. The consequences will fit the crime, but who will face them? There is also a segment by Dave Nelson called Fake Advice for New Comics.  Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9642 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here and please visit the "get involved" section for ways you can help the show. Listen to Dave Nelson's podcast, Comedy A-Go-Go by clicking here.  

In an episode that happened purely by accident, Jason is joined by former pro wrestling manager Kenny Bolin and his lovely daughter in law Mayara Sponholz. They talk about their blind mummified kitten, a homeless man gives them a dog but later regrets it and threatens to sue, how one of their dog's bowels is worse than its bite,  the differences in the American and German versions of Goldilocks and the 3 bears and much, much more. You don't want to miss this one! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast on Facebook by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here and please go to the "get involved" section to see how you can help the show, most ideas are free and take less than a couple of minutes.

This week Benny Mack returns to the show all the way from Auckland New Zealand to co-host this supersized episode of This Month's Dum***s of the Year. Benny has been a very busy man working for MTV but he was able to take time out of his schedule to be on the podcast. In an episode full of firsts, they name two winners of two months on the same show, simulcast the show on Periscope and name a dum***s of the year for the current week! This week's dumb***s is a Florida man accused of making a hoax 911 call for a ride to Hooters. Aprl's dum***ses include a schoolyard prowler who was caught hanging upside down by his pants on a fence and a Texas massage parlor who was busted for prostitution after its plumbing burst from being clogged by thousands of used condoms. May's included an Ohio man who unintentionally married his granddaughter but stayed married after finding out, a drunk man who passed out on a strangers car that was driven 14 miles on the highway before being discovered and a Texas man who brought his

We Don't Have Cookies put on its 3rd stand up show at the Diesel bar in Springfield, Ohio on June 10th, 2017. The event was hosted by Miss Midwest Comedy Queen Amanda Sue. Mama Kate made her return to the stage after being away for 2 years following her Vespa accident. Jack Legg filled in for a comic who had to cancel. Jessica Graue featured and helped men understand that women poop too. Headlining the show and absolutely destroying the room from Dayton, Ohio was Bizcuit! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here and please consider leaving a donation.

This week Jason is joined by comedian, journalist & professor Jessica Graue. They talk about her start in comedy, interviewing Joan Rivers, strip club food stories, a scenario from the This or That podcast, a new convenience store called 6-Twelve who is trying to put 7-Eleven out of business, a prankster gets harpooned on vacation, daycare fight club and more! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail Like the podcast's Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here and please consider donating to the show. Listen to Jason's appearance on Cave Crew Radio by clicking here. Listen to Dave Nelson's podcast by clicking here. Listen to the This or That podcast by clicking here.  

This week Jason sits down with hip hop artist Mission Man. Comedian, actor, author and Facebook user, Mike Canestaro first introduced Mission Man's music to Jason and he couldn't wait to have him on the show. Mission Man talks about his first gig inside a cd store, working with Henrique Couto, sings a verse of his song "Do What You Love" and more! They also talk about a crazy driver in Florida and a dum**** in Texas. This weeks segments were by Epic Rap Battles of History and Dave Nelson with Fake Advice For New Comics.  Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast on Facebook by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here and please consider leaving a donation. Visit Mission Man's website by clicking here. Subscribe to Epic Rap Battles of History on YouTube by clicking here. Check out Dave Nelson's podcast, Comedy A-Go-Go by clicking here. Listen to Cave Crew Radio live Thursdays at 9pm Easter by clicking here,

Jason has finally moved into the podcastle! His first guest on the show after the move is comedian Mama Kate, which shouldn't surprise long time listeners. They talk about Jason's problems moving into his new place, his idea for a hidden camera show, she's on steroids, they discus their love of night time, lots of drinking stories and more! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here and please consider donating to the show while you're there. Check out Dave Nelson's podcast by clicking here. Check out Mission Man by clicking here. Check out Choo Choo Stu's podcast the Podcast Train by clicking here. Check out Cave Crew Radio by clicking here. Check out the This or That podcast by clicking here.

This week Jason talks to Canadian actress and improv extraordinaire Tracy Rowland. They start off by talking about Jason seeing her on television right after her last appearance on the podcast, then learning that her friend and former guest Dwayne Mailman was also on that show too. They discuss a Canadian man who had his vanity licence plate that he's had since 1991 with his last name Grabher taken away from him, a girl in Florida went to prom in a coffin driven by a hearse, Tracy questions what the point in junior prom is, what does Donald Trump's mom's meatloaf taste like and more! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.  Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here and please consider donating to the show while you're there. Listen to the This or That podcast by clicking here. Cover art courtesy of Folio Design Haus click here to go to their website.

This week Jason talks to comedian, actor, author and Facebook user Mike Canestaro. Recently Mike had an issue with a previous guest who was his former client. Mike talks about some issues that they had in the past leading up to a recent event that caused Mike to block him on the social media platform that he holds so dear. Mike also gives some advice to aspiring comedians and talks about the "naughty corner" folder he created while booking the open mic at a local comedy club. Check out all of Mike's comedy albums and books on Amazon by clicking here. Like the podcast's Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here and please consider donating to the show.  

Jason gives an update on what is going on with the show. What's going on? He's finally about to move! That means the show will be going back to once a week for the month of May but things will be back to normal in June. Speaking of June, a lot of your favorites will be back including Kenny Bolin, Benny Mack, Mama Kate and much more. He also gives a glimpse into what to expect for the months of July and August and you don't want to miss it!  Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here and please consider leaving a donation.

After talking about the "accidental episode" last week with Mama Kate and being very busy this week, this seems like the perfect time to release this episode. It was recorded on January 29th. Jason and Mama Kate talk about homeschooling, a church service in a bowling alley, Mama Kate's husband left her because she swore, parallel universes, paranormal experiences and more! This week's segment was Totally FUKT with ChooChoo Stu. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here and please consider leaving a donation.

We Don't Have Cookies returned to the Diesel bar in Springfield, OH for a great night of stand up comedy. The event was hosted by Amanda Sue who is Miss Gay Ohio and knocked it out of the park. Opening the show was Vahid who will be on the show soon, followed by Jack Legg and former guest Gary Henry who ended the first half of the show. After a quick break the show started up again with another former guest, Ash Ark and was headlined by the very funny Johnathan Craig. The next show will be on Saturday June 10th at 10pm for Jason's birthday, you don't want to miss it! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.  Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here and please consider leaving a donation.