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After the last episode of Marshall Law Jason sentenced ChooChooStu to sing "We Don't Give a D**n About the Whole State of Michigan", for more of a backstory listen to that episode by clicking here. Well, that didn't sit well with one Michigan resident. Unfortunately for Stu, that Michigan resident is UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn. Since Dan lives so close, Jason refuses to take any responsibility for the song and Stu is on his own. Does Stu stand a chance in court against a former UFC champion? Will Jason get away with not taking any of the blame? What will the ramifications be? All of those questions will be answered here. After the court proceedings, Jason talks to Dan about working for the UFC, WWE/WWF and the NWA all at the same time, joking with UFC ref Big John McCarthy in the cage, his training going into fights, what he really thinks of Ken Shamrock, a conversation between him, Vince McMahon and Jim Ross and much more. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or

This week Jason talks to Dave Nelson, the Fake Advice for New Comics segment contributor and host of the podcast Comedy A-Go-Go, about the curse of the show crossing over into his podcast. There is a battle rap by Epic Rap Battles of History between Stephen King and Edgar Allan Poe. Then comedian Karen Rontowski joins the show. Karen has been a touring headlining comedian and has been on the Bob & Tom radio show, the Late Show with David Letterman, Ghosthunters and many other shows. In addition to stand up comedy, Karen is a professional tarot card reader. They talk about a very weird experience that happened in Jason's house over the weekend, if the show is cursed, what the future of the show is and much, much more.  Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.  Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here.  Visit Karen's website by clicking here, listen to her podcast by clicking here and follow here on Tw

This week Jason's guest got sick right before they were going to record but don't you worry, there's plenty of stuff on this episode. There are a few announcements about what to expect from the show next month, like a famous Michigan resident who is upset with Stu for singing the song last week and wants him on Marshall Law as well as the Feast of Friendship. He also talks about next week's Halloween episode and you don't want to miss that! After getting emails that the bonus content from last week's episode of Marshall Law wasn't included in the show, Jason has decided to put it out on the second half of this episode. There are also songs by Chad Neidt that is a cover of the Ghostbusters theme song as well as Epic Rap Battle of History's Jim Henson vs Stan Lee.  Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here.  Subscribe to Chad Neidt on YouTube by clicking here. Subscr

This week on the show Jason talks to improv podcaster Stuart Rice on the first half of the episode. They make history with the first ever guest's choice dumb*** of the year with the choice between a woman who baked a cake for an officer who arrested her with "sorry I tried to bite you" written on it and a California restaurant owner who proudly serves another restaurant's chicken.  Cartoonist Sam Dealey drops in for the second half of the episode. They talk about what is going on with the cartoons for the the podcast's Facebook page, Sam's autism, a This or That scenario and the return of the sweet or psychotic segment. This week's guest segments are a song by Mike Phirman called Sketchy Dudes and Dave Nelson with Fake Advice for New Comics. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here. Listen to Stuart Rice's podcast by clicking here. Listen to Dave Nelson's podc

Court is in session this week as Mama Kate returns to the courtroom to once again bring charges against ChooChooStu. Last month Stu flew from London to the United States, more specifically the state of Michigan and didn't drive to Ohio to visit Mama Kate or Jason. What will Stu's defense be? How will Jason rule? What will the punishment be? Listen to find out! There is also a song by Mike Phirman called "Do Just What I Say". Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.  Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here. Cover art by Sam Dealey, follow him on Twitter by clicking here and visit his website by clicking here.

This week Jason is joined by Benny Mack who is on the tropical island of Vanuatu. They talk about Jason getting recognized because of the podcast, what Benny is doing on the island, a This or That scenario as well as running down the list of contenders for this months award. This month's nominee's include a California man who ate a live black widow spider in hopes of being hired for a Halloween festival and Jason for screwing up the intro's to a couple of shows last month.  Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.  Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here. Cover art by Sam Dealey, follow him on Twitter by clicking here and check out his website by clicking here.

Jason is back after a brutal week of dealing with plumbing issues and idiots. He is joined by his good friend Maya who you will recognize from the show intro and previous episodes. They talk about her recent run ins with idiots, a new segment idea, a Mark Ofuji update and more. The song on this episode is "I-C-A-N-T-S-P-E-L-L" by Mike Phirman. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 9299-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here. Cover art by Sam Dealey, follow him on Twitter by clicking here and check out his website by clicking here.

The show is back? Kinda sorta. Don't worry, Jason explains it all along with this week's guest, Mama Kate! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.

This week Jason pays tribute to one of the people who was on the very first episode of the podcast, Mark Ofuji. He's one of the most unique people to ever be a part of the podcast. Mark is best known as an infamous contestant on America's Got Talent doing impressions. He was also a comedian and actor. Learn how Mark got started on the podcast, working with Clint Eastwood on the set of Letters from Iwo Jima, being on Jason's favorite tv show and more. There are also a lot of impressions like Dwayne Johnson, Sean Connery, Gilbert Gottfried, a turkey, a motorcycle and many more.  Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here. Subscribe on YouTube by clicking here. Check out Mark Ofuji's YouTube channel by clicking here. Cover art by Sam Dealey, follow him on Twitter by clicking here and visit his website by clicking here.  

This week Jason is back with Mama Kate! They talk about how weird it feels to sit on their porches, podcasting with a ghost as a guest, Jason announces a temporary change to the podcast, Mama Kate challenges ChooChooStu to face her on an episode of Marshall Law, Tracy Rowland made a video for the podcast (click here to watch it) and more! There is also a song by Mike Phirman called Never Gonna Happen. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here. Cover art by Sam Dealey, follow him on Twitter by clicking here and check out his website by clicking here.

Jason continues International Podcast Month on the show. The guys from Cave Crew Radio stop by, ChooChooStu from England, DK from Canada and Big B from New York. They talk about what is going on with Stu's other podcast, the Podcast Train. Is DK's birthname really Donkey Kong? They talk about Big B's segment on Cave Crew Radio called What's Everybody Buzzing about where he wears a bee costume and reports men's fashion gossip. They talk about Jason's last appearance on their show which you can listen to by clicking here. They wind down the show by talking about the bagged milk debate that started on their show which you can listen to by clicking here. This week's segments are a song called The Old Me by Mike Phirman and BS Facts by Beej from Australia, even the segments are international! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.  Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here and please consider leaving a d

International Podcast Month continues on We Don't Have Cookies as Jason catches up with returning guest, actress and improv expert, Tracy Rowland. They talk about her role in the new Kia Soul Turbo commercial, toilet seats, meatloaf and, of course, the bagged milk debate continues. They also do a quick This or That scenario and the return of Sweet or Psychotic. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here. Check out WINProv by clicking here. Listen to the This or That podcast by clicking here. Cover art by Sam Dealey, follow him on Twitter by clicking here and check out his website by clicking here.

Jason and Benny Mack start the show off by talking about what they have been doing since the last show they did together. Benny has been very busy working behind the scenes on various tv projects. There is a breaking news alert about something that may or may not take place in December. They go on to crown a dumb*** of the year for August. This month's contenders are: a Dutch man who was pulled over for driving with 2 giant light posts strapped to the top of his car; Jason, for talking about who his next guest would be on the same episode where he was complaining about the curse of the show; a woman who stole 19 liquor bottles by putting them in her purse, pants and shirt while on camera; a man who was asked to leave a casino in Cincinnati for pooping his pants. The show ends with them crowning a new This Week's Dumb*** of the Year. Segments are Fake Advice for New Comics by Dave Nelson and a song called "One for Them & One for Me" by Mike Phirman.  Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthav

This week Jason is joined by pro wrestling manager, actor and author Kenny Bolin along with his daughter in law Maya. They talk about Maya's midnight miracle at a bowling alley, an update on Ma Bolin and why the Marshall Law episode between Kenny and Jim Cornette has been cancelled. Jason asks Maya if they had bagged milk in Germany when she was growing up there. They talk about a man who crapped out at a casino in Cincinnati and come to a very shocking conclusion. Kenny tells an infamous story about his brother who lived with Colonel Sanders and the Colonel's gem encrusted cane. The show ends with Kenny and Maya debuting their song Spider Mouse.  Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here and please consider leaving a donating by clicking on the donate button at the bottom of the page. Cover art by Sam Dealey, follow him on Twitter by clicking here and visit hi

Benny Mack returns to help Jason crown a winner for July! They start off by talking about Benny getting $500k from Netflix, does New Zealand have bagged milk and Benny's unlimited data plan. Then they move on to crown a winner for July. This month's contenders are a man arrested by Yorkshire-Halifax police who was hiding under a bed with his legs sticking out, a Texas man who got locked in an ATM and a barefoot man who stole a forklift so he didn't have to walk.  Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.  Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here and please consider leaving a donation.  Follow Benny Mack on Twitter by clicking here. Cover art by Sam Dealey, follow him on Twitter by clicking here and check out his website by clicking here.

Jason is back and so is the curse! He talks about why there is no guest this week, his wedding anniversary, how he met his wife, the solar eclipse, his daughter's school being cancelled, the stand up show and more! This week's segments are a song by Chad Neidt called "The Pros and Cons of Marriage, Fake Advice for New Comics by Dave Nelson and a reverse phone call by Mike Canestaro as Betty Sue. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here and please consider leaving a donation. Follow Jason on Twitter by clicking here. Check out Chad Neidt's YouTube channel by clicking here. Follow Dave Nelson on Twitter by clicking here. Listen to Dave Nelson's podcast, Comedy A-Go-Go, by clicking here. Follow Mike Canestaro on Twitter by clicking here. Cover art by Same Dealey, follow him on Twitter by clicking here and check out his website by clicking here.

Jason has a very special guest on the podcast this week, a guest that hasn't had much to do with the show in a long time. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.

This week the first regular episode of the podcast's third year is with the person who was on the very first episode of the show, Mama Kate! They talk about a weird incident that happened after a recent show, Jason's daughter used his Twitter account, other countries selling bags of milk, a man who was arrested for having stolen street light posts on top of his van and much more! This week's segments were BS Facts with Beej, Geek of the Week by Mike Phirman and Fake Advice for New Comics by Dave Nelson. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here and please consider donating to the show at the bottom of the page. Follow Jason on Twitter by clicking here. Follow Mama Kate on Twitter by clicking here. Follow Beej on Twitter by clicking here.  Follow Dave Nelson on Twitter by clicking here and listen to Comedy A-Go-Go by clicking here. Cover art courtesy of Sam Deal

Jason celebrates the two year anniversary of the podcast! This episode is packed with songs, clips, unaired audio and more from people around the US and 5 other countries. As Jason recaps the year, he starts off by talking with his monthly co-host Benny Mack. He announces some new live streaming content on Periscope and Twitch. There's audio from the pre-show of Marshall Law 2: Mama Kate v. ChooChooStu. Stu and the guys at Cave Crew Radio chime in. There is a battle rap from Epic Rap Battles of History between J.R.R. Tolkien and George R.R. Martin. Jason announces the inclusion of Mike Phirman to the podcast and plays his song Wootstock featuring Chris Hardwick, yes that Chris Hardwick. There are unaired segments by former segment contributors Dave Prague and former Miss Connecticut USA winner turned comedian Kristina Hughes. A quick message from the host of the Fake Advice for New Comics segment and host of the Comedy A-Go-Go podcast, Dave Nelson. An amazing segment from the Angry Old Man podcast. There's a

This week Dave Nelson from the Comedy A-Go-Go podcast and the host of the Fake Advice for New Comics segments stops by to talk about getting into stand up, his worst moment on stage, starting his podcast and more. They also go over a scenario from the This or That podcast. This was the final episode of the second year and as usual things didn't go as planned, listen to find out why. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here to see bio's of all the contributors, listen to all of the previous episodes and more! Check out Dave Nelson's podcast by clicking here. Check out the This or That podcast by clicking here.