Synopsis
We Don't Have Cookies is a laid back comedy/entertainment podcast that comes out Mondays and Thursdays, hosted by Jason Marshall. Jason talks to comedians and friends from around the world about strange news stories and life in general with guest segments from a wide variety of people. There are also special episodes like stand up comedy shows, a comedic court show called Marshall Law and This Month's Dumb*** of the Year. Subscribe today, join the community and tell your friends!
Episodes
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The Cats Got Her Tongue
05/02/2018 Duration: 34minThis week Jason is joined by comedian Sonya King. They talk about her start in comedy, performing on The View, learning how to play the banjo and more. There is a song by Trevor Strong called "My Cat is Stupid (But That's Okay)". Then Sonya talks about how she realized that she has the ability to communicate with animals, past experiences talking to animals and then she interviews Jason's cat! Visit Sonya's website by clicking here. Listen to Sonya's podcast, Josh Has Autism, by clicking here. Visit Trevor Strong's website by clicking here. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Cover art by Sam Dealey, visit his website by clicking here.
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Ken Shamrock Is Here!
29/01/2018 Duration: 38minThis week Jason is joined by UFC Hall of Famer, "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock. They talk about how Ken got his nickname, funny moments in the UFC cage and an odd storyline he was involved in during his time with the WWE. He also addresses all of the things that another UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn had to say about him when Dan was on the podcast. There is a song by Trevor Strong called "I've Been Trying to Write a Song About Procrastination". Then Swiss comedian Fran Kissling talks about getting into stand up, moving to the UK, raising awareness of Switzerland and give Jason a quiz to find out how Swiss he is. There's a BS Fact by Beej. Then Jason talks about a few changes to the podcast. Listen to Ken Shamrock's podcast by clicking here. Follow Fran Kissling on Twitter by clicking here. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page by clicking here. Subscribe to the podcast's YouTu
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The Bolin Alley Announcement
22/01/2018 Duration: 33minJason is joined by "Star Maker" Kenny Bolin this week to make the announcement that they have been talking about for a long time. They talk about the most recent controversy in Kenny's life, why Jason won't let Kenny try to bring anybody on the Marshall Law episodes of the podcast, Kenny getting fired from a job and more. There is a Bad Life Coach segment by Dave Nelson and a BS Fact by Beej. Jason talks about some guests who will be on the podcast soon, an update on Mark Ofuji and wishes Mama Kate a happy birthday with a song by the Arrogant Worms called "The Happy, Happy Birthday Song". Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page by clicking here. Subscribe to Jason on YouTube by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here. Like the Arrogant Worms on Facebook by clicking here. Listen to Dave Nelson's podcast by clicking here. Cover art by Sam Dealey, visit his website by clicking here.
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The Best of Father Time
15/01/2018 Duration: 23minJust a couple of week's into the new year, Jason looks back on one of the most unique men to have ever been a guest on the podcast, comedian Father Time. He was such an over the top, unique personality that even though he hasn't been on the podcast in over two years, he is still talked about on the show to this day. On this episode you will learn all you need to know about him and one or two things you will probably wish you didn't know. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the podcast's website by clicking here. Cover art by Sam Dealey, visit his website by clicking here.
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I Promise I Will Try
08/01/2018 Duration: 22minJason is doing the show solo this week. He talks about how the new year has started off for him. He started the Xbox Live group back up for the podcast after getting a new Xbox to replace the one that broke. He will be live streaming there every Wednesday at 10pm Eastern. He also got a webcam for Christmas and will be doing things on YouTube more often, you can subscribe to his channel by clicking here. His obsession with coffee has gotten worse now that he has a new coffee maker but America's obsession with Stranger Things baffles him. The podcast got mentioned on Reddit because of the Spider Mouse song from a few months ago. Some sad news about why a guest couldn't be on and some exciting news about a guest who will be on another episode. There was a song by the Arrogant Worms called "The Coffee Song". This week's segments were "Time To Get Fancy" by Kristina Hughes and "Bad Life Coach" by Dave Nelson. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voic
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Uncharted Tarotory
01/01/2018 Duration: 51minJason starts 2018 off right by bringing in psychic comedian Karen Rontowski for the first episode of the year! They talk about her job as a cigarette girl at Caesars Palace, how she combined tarot readings into her stand up routine, ghost sightings at the famous Comedy Store in Hollywood and a crazy incident that happened to Jason after Karen's last tarot reading on the podcast. They take a break to play a "Bad Life Coach" segment by Dave Nelson. When they come back Karen does a tarot reading. They find out what's in store for the podcast in 2018, how Jason's newest venture will go and more! There is a song by Barnaby Griffin called "If You Snooze, You Lose". Jason closes the show by talking about a few New Year's resolutions and a big change to the podcast. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the podcast's website by clicking here. Visit Karen's website by clicking here an
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2017 Dumb*** of the Year
28/12/2017 Duration: 19minJason is joined by Mama Kate as they crown a 2017 Dumb*** of the Year! They go over all of the winners month by month from the year. Then they narrow all of them down to three and pick a winner. There is also a song by the Arrogant Worms called "Christmas Hangover". Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the podcast's website by clicking here. Like the Arrogant Worms on Facebook by clicking here. Cover art by Sam Dealey, visit his website by clicking here.
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The Christmas 2017 Episode
25/12/2017 Duration: 27minOn this episode Jason is joined by all of the 2017 regulars. Benny Mack stops by to let everybody know how he will be spending the holiday in New Zealand. ChooChooStu gets interrupted again by UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn. Mama Kate and Jason crown a Dumb*** of the Year for December. Then Kenny Bolin gives a hint at what the big announcement is that Jason was going to announce on the last episode. There are also special messages by Dan Severn, Dave Nelson, Gary Henry, Mike Canestaro, Kristina Hughes and Frankie MacDonald. The songs on this episode are "Moses vs. Santa" by Epic Rap Battles of History featuring Snoop Dogg, "The Christmas Song" by the Arrogant Worms and "Bloody Christmas Present" by Barnaby Griffin. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here. Check out Epic Rap Battles of History on YouTube by clicking here. Like the Arrogant Worms on Fac
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Guests of Cookies Future
21/12/2017 Duration: 18minOn the last episode of the Guests of Cookies trilogy, Jason is joined by comedian Kristina Hughes. She's the queen of fancy with a flair for the swear. She is also a former Miss USA pageant contestant after winning Miss Connecticut USA. She talks about transitioning from the pageant stage to the stand up stage, her style of comedy and what's inspired her. Kristina will be bringing back her segment "Time to Get Fancy". Jason then goes on to explain what happened to the other guests for the show but gives everybody a whole lot to look forward to in 2018. The songs "Santa's Gonna Kick Your A**" and "Christmas is Almost Here" were courtesy of the Arrogant Worms. Follow Kristina on Twitter by clicking here. Visit Kristina's website by clicking here. Like the Arrogant Worms on Facebook by clicking here. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the podcast's website by clicking here. Cove
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Guests of Cookies Present
18/12/2017 Duration: 38minJason talks to guests who have been on in the past year or have made this past year possible. First up is comedian Gary Henry, he was one of the first guests on this year and was on the first ever episode as well. They talk about a recent show Gary had at a retirement home, a This or That scenario and more. Elsie Escobar from Libsyn and She Podcasts came on to talk about an email that Jason sent Libsyn, how She Podcasts started and her acting career. Dave Nelson talks about possibly doing stand up in Ohio and debuts his newest segment, Bad Life Coach. Maya Sponholz finds out she has been replaced as the bailiff on Marshall Law and is not impressed, answers a question from a previous guest and talks about a man who fell in a fish pond that was inside a hotel lobby. The songs on this episode are "Christmastime" and "Christmas Blues" both by the Arrogant Worms. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page by clic
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Guests of Cookies Past
14/12/2017 Duration: 30minThis week Jason does a take on the Charles Dickens novel a Christmas Carol by bringing in guests from the podcast's past. The first guest is the person who was the first voice ever heard on the podcast, Brittany. They talk about a lost episode they did that Jason recently found, a former guest they did an episode about and a This or That podcast scenario. Dave Jackson from the School of Podcasting drops in for a few minutes. Dave was the person Jason learned most of his podcasting knowledge from. They talk about a viral video that was shot in Jason's hometown mall and a British YouTuber who cemented his head inside a microwave. ChooChooStu drops by to talk about his song "Crazy for Christmas" and being kicked off the show. Of course, Dan Severn drops by to throw Stu off the podcast again. Then Dave Prague returns to the podcast for the first time in over a year to talk about his sketch comedy album, his latest project and a NJ woman who was pulled over for having a street sign sticking out of her sunroof. The
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Meta For...
11/12/2017 Duration: 08minThis week Jason talks about a lot of meta stuff concerning the podcast. He goes over some future episodes, upcoming announcements, potential changes and some updates on a couple past stories. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the podcast's website by clicking here. Cover art by Sam Dealey, check out his website by clicking here.
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The Best of Kenny Bolin Part 2
07/12/2017 Duration: 01h27minThis week Jason put together the second part of the best of Kenny Bolin. Jason talks about the other side of Kenny, the fight starting, evil wrestling manager who moonlights as a con man. Jason plays clips of Kenny hating on some of the podcast's other guests, a seafood restaurant, almost fighting Brock Lesnar and feeding his unsuspecting friend food from a dumpster. There are a few stories about his days in wrestling. Most importantly there are the stories about all of the various "opportunities" he's taken advantage of like free gas and double your money back on meat at a chain grocery store. There is so much in this episode it's impossible to list all of it. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the podcast's website by clicking here. Cover art by Sam Dealey, check out his website by clicking here.
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The Best of Kenny Bolin Part 1
04/12/2017 Duration: 01h31minThis week Jason put together the first in two parts of the best of Kenny Bolin. Jason talks about what a kind and thoughtful person Kenny is by playing clips of Kenny telling stories about creating a foundation for a fatherless child, trying to make things right with a woman he deleted from his friends list on Facebook and others. Kenny is also a beloved family man. Jason plays clips of Kenny talking about his mother, brother, sister and nephews. There are also touching moments from his daughter in law Maya being concerned for Kenny's health. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the podcast's website by clicking here. Cover art by Sam Dealey, check out his website by clicking here.
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November's Dumb*** of the Year
30/11/2017 Duration: 14minThis week Jason does the show solo. He starts off by talking about a question he got from a listener on Twitter. A Kentucky based fried chicken company made another crazy product and he emails them to get somebody from their company to talk to him about this on the show. There's a guy in a car insurance commercial who says he was in an accident and called them before he calls the police. Jason thinks this guy should be investigated and possibly impeached from his insurance plan. (yes, impeached) Then he crowns a dumb*** of the year for November. There was also a BS Fact by Beej and a song by the Arrogant Worms called "Cellphone Vigilante". Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the podcast's website by clicking here. Like the Arrogant Worms on Facebook by clicking here. Follow Beej on Twitter by clicking here. Cover art by Sam Dealey, check out his website by clicking here.
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Feast of Friendship
23/11/2017 Duration: 44minJason starts off by apologizing that there is no big show like he had been hyping up all month because he was too sick to prepare one. Mama Kate stops by to talk about how disappointed she is that there is no show and they talk about all of the things that they would have talked about if there was one. Dan Severn says hello. There's a song by the Arrogant Worms called "History is Made by Stupid People". Then Dave Nelson calls to talk about a new segment that they were going to announce today if there was a show. Mike Canestaro says hello. There's a song by Barnaby Griffin called "They're Getting Earlier Every Year". ChooChooStu calls in to say hello. There's a quick skit by the Arrogant Worms called "No Sale/No Store". Then Kenny Bolin calls in to yell at Jason for not having him on the show which he may or may not know was recorded. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the
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Cookiepolooza
20/11/2017 Duration: 09minJason is solo this week but keeps his promise from the last show about addressing the music on the show. He does a quick recap of the history of the music on the podcast. Then announces the newest additions to the show, 5 bands from 4 countries. There's the Arrogant Worms from the UK, Arse Full of Chips and Barnaby Griffin from the UK, the Andrew London Trio from New Zealand and the Fighting Mooses from the US. There is a Not For Children Story by Mike Canestaro and a BS Fact by Beej. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the podcast's website by clicking here. Like the Arrogant Worms on Facebook by clicking here. Subscribe to Barnaby Griffin's YouTube channel by clicking here. Cover art by Sam Dealey, check out his website by clicking here.
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gough
13/11/2017 Duration: 42minThis week Jason is joined by one of the longest running segment contributors and frequent guest, Mike Canestaro. They talk about Mike's various segments, a crazy incident involving both of them after their last podcast together, Jason's recent appearance on the Sketch Comedy Podcast Show as one of Mike's former clients and more. There is a reverse prank call by Eugene Mirman and a Fake Advice for New Comics segment by Dave Nelson. After the break, Jason is joined by the owner of Beernuts Productions, gough. He is the only blind man to write, edit, produce, direct and star in a feature film unassisted. They talk about gough's most recent film, "The Environment: The Real Truth", his time doing stand up comedy and more. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here. Like Beernuts Productions on Facebook by clicking here. Check out Beernuts Productions website by click
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October's Dumb*** of the Year
09/11/2017 Duration: 25minThe Festival of Friendship continues! Jason begins the episode with another announcement. Then Mama Kate joins the show to help crown a dumb*** of the year for October. First they catch up on what Mama Kate has been up to like changing her Twitter handle, trying to stop smoking, etc. Then they move on to crowning a dumb*** of the year for October. This month's nominees are a woman who was caught using another restaurant's chicken at her restaurant and Jason's former neighbor. There was also a scenario from the This or That podcast and a Fake Advice for New Comics segment by Dave Nelson. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here. Listen to Dave Nelson's podcast by clicking here. Listen to the This or That podcast by clicking here. Cover art by Sam Dealey, visit his website by clicking here.
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The Beast is Back!
06/11/2017 Duration: 27minJason starts the episode by talking about the Festival of Friendship and all of the announcements that will be made during it (including one at the end of this episode) and follows up on something from last Monday's episode with Karen Rontowski. There is a reverse prank phone call by Eugene Mirman talking to a debt collector and Epic Rap Battles of History's "Zeus vs Thor". Dan Severn returns to the show to talk about getting his nickname from legendary NFL player Jim Brown, his legendary career and announces what his role will be on the podcast moving forward. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here. Check out Epic Rap Battles of History's YouTube channel by clicking here and subscribe while you're there. Cover art by Sam Dealey, follow him on Twitter by clicking here and check out his website by clicking here.