Synopsis
We Don't Have Cookies is a laid back comedy/entertainment podcast that comes out Mondays and Thursdays, hosted by Jason Marshall. Jason talks to comedians and friends from around the world about strange news stories and life in general with guest segments from a wide variety of people. There are also special episodes like stand up comedy shows, a comedic court show called Marshall Law and This Month's Dumb*** of the Year. Subscribe today, join the community and tell your friends!
Episodes
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Murky Valerian
18/07/2018 Duration: 26minThis week Jason is joined by comedian Murray Valeriano from the Road Stories podcast. They talk about people on tv who were named Murray, how Murray got into stand up, one of his favorite moments on stage and hecklers. Jason tells a story about wearing a Road Stories Podcast t-shirt and how it got heckled at a gas station. They talk about some great moments on Murray's podcast and Jason plays a song for Murray by John the Songman. There is a song by the Arrogant Worms called "We're Gonna Sleep". Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/WeDontHaveCookies/ Follow the podcast on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedonthavecookies/ Subscribe to the podcast's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG9R71QEYfoclSGORgFiSeQ/feed Like the Arrogant Worms on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/arrogantworms/
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Father Time Returns
11/07/2018 Duration: 23minThis week Jason is joined by one of the most talked about people in We Don't Have Cookies history, Father Time. They talk about how Father Time got his name, his funniest moment on stage, a lot of information about his sex life and how things went with his last manager. Jason played him a song sent in by John the Songman which Father Time enjoyed very much and instantly asked if maybe John could take the helm of his comedy career. Then there was a reverse prank call by Eugene Mirman and a BS Fact by Beej. Next up, John the Songman joins Jason to quickly talk about his creative process, if he's considered recording an album and then sings a song. Jason asks John if he would consider being Father Time's manager and asks him to be a guest on the 3 year anniversary episode. Jason plays part 2 of the reverse prank call by Eugene Mirman and makes a few quick announcements. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Check out the podcast's websit
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Independence Day 2018
04/07/2018 Duration: 20minJason celebrates Independence Day by talking to his friend from the UK, ChooChooStu. Jason asks the important questions like "does your country want us back?", "are you happy we've moved on?", etc. Other topics include if climbing lampposts has a chance of becoming popular in the UK, what would make Stu climb one and what superhero would he dress up as if he did. They discuss a great podcast called the Wood Enthusiasts that both Stu and Jason can't get enough of. Jason winds the show down by giving some listener shout outs, reading a message from an Australian listener and talking about some upcoming shows and guests. The song played on this episode was called "We Are The Beaver" by the Arrogant Worms. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Listen to ChooChooStu's podcast, The Podcast Factor: https://thepodcastfactor.podbean.com Follow the podcast on Instagram and take a shot at naming Jason's fish: https://www.instagram.com/wedonth
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The Popo's
28/06/2018 Duration: 09minThis week Jason talks about his dentist playing a prank on him, being very busy, a couple of birthday gifts, announces some upcoming guests and has some listener shout outs. He also plays a clip of Rhoda Young reporting on an apartment manager who wasn't doing his job. There is also a song by John the Songman! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Follow the podcast on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wedonthavecookies/ Subscribe to the podcast's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG9R71QEYfoclSGORgFiSeQ/feed Follow Jason on Twitter: https://twitter.com/jasonmarshall2 Like the podcast's Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/WeDontHaveCookies/
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What's Up?
20/06/2018 Duration: 08minThis week Jason returns to talk about what has been going on the past 2 weeks while he has been away from the podcast. Its been a very busy time and a lot went down. He recaps his birthday, his fitness journey, getting a new car, finally getting a new well for his house, another balloon incident and some new friends. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.
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Happy Birthday Jason 2018
06/06/2018 Duration: 39minIt's Jason's birthday and the biggest episode of the spring season! Jason talks to Mark Jansen from the hit CBS reality tv show Big Brother. They go over Mark's experience in the Big Brother house, what its like to be watched on live streams 24 hours a day, feelings about other houseguests and more. They also talk about Mark Jansen Fitness and how its helped Jason lose weight. Next, Jason tells a funny story from the first ever birthday episode that took weeks of episodes to straighten out. A former guest and listener favorite from 2015 makes an announcement! Then Jason is joined by the man who has sent in some very unique songs for guests of the show, John Garabedian. Then psychic comedian Karen Rontowski stops by to talk about what she has been doing lately and gives Jason a quick tarot card reading. Then Fran Kissling calls in to give Karen the Swiss Quiz. Music on this episode was by the Arrogant Worms with their song "The Happy, Happy Birthday Song" and Trevor Strong with "Old Keeps Getting Older Every D
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gough stuff
30/05/2018 Duration: 30minThis week Jason talks to Australian filmmaker, gough, about his latest comedy mockumentary "A Day in the Life of a Personal Trainer. gough is the first blind person in the world to write, edit, produce, direct and star in a feature film. They talk about how gough lost his sight, how that has affected his films, what his latest film is about, a this or that scenario and more! Jason also announces that the podcast's Alexa skill has launched in the US, if you have an Alexa enabled device please enable the We Don't Have Cookies podcast skill on it and leave a review. Visit gough's website, www.beernutsproductions.com Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page, https://www.facebook.com/WeDontHaveCookies/ Subscribe to the podcast's YouTube channel, https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG9R71QEYfoclSGORgFiSeQ/feed
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Mama's Day
23/05/2018 Duration: 21minJason talks with comedian Mama Kate about Mother's Day, his mother in law posts on his Facebook wall more than he does, confusing dogs and bears, indecent shrubs and a call from her daughter! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/WeDontHaveCookies/ Follow Jason on Twitter: https://twitter.com/jasonmarshall2
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Episode 200!
09/05/2018 Duration: 46minJason celebrates the 200th episode by bringing in members of the WDHC family to talk to him. Up first is a surprise, returning favorite to talk about what they have been up to. Karen Rontowski drops by and Jason tells her of his plan to turn people vegan so every state in the US can have room for their own Disney World. Dave Nelson stops in to give an update on his stand up career as well as his podcast. Then Fran Kissling unexpectedly calls in to see if Jason has been spreading Swiss awareness. The music on this episode was "Boring" by the Arrogant Worms, "Sod's Law" by Barnaby Griffin, "The Old Me" by Mike Phirman and there was a Bad Life Coach segment by Dave Nelson. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/WeDontHaveCookies/ Subscribe to the podcast's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG9R71QEYfoclSGORgFiSeQ/feed Visit the podcast's website: http://wedont
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The Last Short Episode Ever, Maybe
02/05/2018 Duration: 09minThis week Jason talks about Odilon Ozare breaking a world record, Rhoda Young pulling a prank in a library, wanting to do an episode of the show with listeners as guests, leaving the Bolin Alley show, gives an update on the fitness program he signed up for and nothing else. Well, there is a song at the end by the Arrogant Worms called "I Want to Look Like Arnold". Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page by clicking here: https://www.facebook.com/WeDontHaveCookies/ Like the Arrogant Worms on Facebook by clicking here: https://www.facebook.com/arrogantworms/
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Tosh Point Rho
26/04/2018 Duration: 12minThis week Rhoda Young is back to talk to Jason about her recent appearance on Comedy Central's Tosh.0. They talk about the behind the scenes stuff that took place, her husband making an appearance on the show too, an incident that happened in her hotel room and more! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.
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Day One
23/04/2018 Duration: 12minJason starts off by talking about the podcast's very own Rhoda Young's upcoming appearance on Comedy Central's Tosh.0 this Tuesday. He recaps his experiences on jury duty, watching reality tv shows, announces some upcoming guest for the month of April and more! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/WeDontHaveCookies/ Check out the podcast's website: http://wedonthavecookies.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG9R71QEYfoclSGORgFiSeQ/feed
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Rhoda's Funny Bone
17/04/2018 Duration: 12minThis week Jason is joined once again by the newest member of the We Don't Have Cookies family, independent news reporter Rhoda Young. They talk about why she hasn't been doing many news videos, being stalked by a company, her upcoming tv appearance, her new reality tv show, her stand up comedy debut and more! Jason winds the show up by giving some shout outs to Travis Dodgen, Jason Lamproe and Chris Doyle and announces there will be a Thursday episode this week. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Get tickets to see Rhoda on stage: http://vb.funnybone.com/ShowDetails/60f990a4-6f85-46fd-8f9e-47b72de5fd9d/eaf5e248-1faf-437c-8832-2fb72fdee936/Ms__Shirleen_Mothers_Day_Show/Virginia_Beach_Funny_Bone Like the podcast's Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/WeDontHaveCookies/ Subscribe to the podcast's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG9R71QEYfoclSGORgFiSeQ/feed Check out the podcast's website: http://wedonthavecoo
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Podcast Concussion Syndrome
09/04/2018 Duration: 25minThis week Jason is joined by comedian and paranormal investigator Karen Rontowski. They talk about Jason's crazy week, Karen's recent issues with her health insurance company, then things get fun as she talks about traveling through a wormhole in California that landed her in Mexico and more. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/WeDontHaveCookies/ Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG9R71QEYfoclSGORgFiSeQ/feed
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Spring Break 2018
02/04/2018 Duration: 11minJason is back and talks about what he has been up to since the last episode. He gives a quick update on the latest with Odilon Ozare and Rhoda Young. There is a song by the Arrogant Worms called "Peter Gothentail". Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Arrogant Worms on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/arrogantworms/ Like the podcast on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/WeDontHaveCookies/ Subscribe to the podcast's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG9R71QEYfoclSGORgFiSeQ/feed
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Rhoda Young Reporting Live
19/03/2018 Duration: 33minThis week Jason is joined by comedian Mike Canestaro along with viral video star and independant news reporter Rhoda Young. First, Mike still can't explain the ballon incident from a few appearances back, they talk about Facebook and Jason plays a song that a listener made for Mike. There is a song by the Arrogant Worms called "My Facebook Friends" and clips from Rhoda's viral video. Next, Rhoda talks about her love for reporting the news, some incidents that have happened while on the scene and what the future has in store for her. There is a Bad Life Coach segment by Dave Nelson. Then, Jason wraps things up by announcing that Rhoda is the newest member of the We Don't Have Cookies family. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like Rhoda Young on Facebook: facebook.com/Rhodayoungreportingliveoffical Like We Don't Have Cookies on Facebook: facebook.com/WeDontHaveCookies/ Check out the We Don't Have Cookies Website: wedonthavecookies.co
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Odilon Ozare
12/03/2018 Duration: 40minThis week Jason is joined by Odilon Ozare, a man who is attempting to set the record for the world's tallest hat. The current record is 9' 9", but his is 18' 9". They talk about what inspired Odilon to break the record and his journey in doing so. There is a song by the Arrogant Worms called "We Talk About the Weather" and a "Bad Life Coach" segment by Dave Nelson. Then Benny Mack returns to the show! They talked about Benny going off of the grid and moving into a van. Jason plays a song for Benny that was sent in by a listener. There is a song by Barnaby Griffin called "The Tastiest Humble Pie" and a "BS Fact" segment by Beej. Jason wraps things up by answering a listeners question, giving an update on the podcast as an Alexa skill and more. To hear the episode of Marshall Law that was talked about on the show click here. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Follow Odilon Ozare on Twitter by clicking here. Visit Odilon Ozare's websi
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The King and the Court
05/03/2018 Duration: 34minThis week Jason is joined by ChooChooStu who is on for the first time since UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn allowed him back on the podcast on the Christmas episode. Stu has been a busy man. He's just finished up being on jury duty and he met a whole cast of characters there. He has also started up a new podcast called the Podcast Factor that features clips from a wide variety of podcast. Then Jason makes a very surprising announcement about the return of a former guest who long time fans will remember very well. There's a song by the Arrogant Worms called "Let's Go Bowling". Then Jason is joined by Kenny "The Star Maker" Bolin, but unfortunately for Jason, he didn't announce him that way and Kenny loses it. Thankfully Jason's cat distracts Kenny and he talks about a heartbreaking loss by his favorite college basketball team. They talk about leaving the Russo Brand network to do their own thing with the Bolin Alley podcast. Jason plays a song for Kenny that a listener sent in. Then there is a BS Fa
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The Tin Man
26/02/2018 Duration: 18minThis week Jason talks about what has been going on in his life the past week, why there wasn't a show last week and who was supposed to be on the show this week. Don't worry, things will be back on track next episode. Then he plays a conversation that he had with Kenny Bolin and Maya after the last episode of the Bolin Alley on Vince Russo's network. After months of Maya teasing the story of the tin man, it finally gets told. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page by clicking here. Subscribe to the podcast's YouTube channel by clicking here. Visit the podcast's website by clicking here and please consider scrolling to the bottom of the home page and leaving a donation.
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Beauty and the Beast
12/02/2018 Duration: 38minThis week UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn returns! A couple of weeks ago another UFC Hall of Famer, Ken Shamrock, agreed to face off with Dan on the podcast's comedy courtroom, Marshall Law, and this week Dan responds. Then comedian, actress and adult film star Rebecca Love drops by to talk about her worst Valentine's Day ever, getting into stand up comedy, she compares her worst joke ever with Jason's and much more! There is a Bad Life Coach segment by Dave Nelson as well as songs, "A Manly Song" and "Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah", by the Arrogant Worms. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Visit Dan's website by clicking here. Visit Rebecca's website by clicking here. Like the podcast's Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the podcast's website by clicking here. Subscribe the podcast's YouTube channel by clicking here. Like the Arrogant Worms on Facebook by clicking here. Listen to Dave Nelson's podcast, Comedy A-Go