Synopsis
We Don't Have Cookies is a laid back comedy/entertainment podcast that comes out Mondays and Thursdays, hosted by Jason Marshall. Jason talks to comedians and friends from around the world about strange news stories and life in general with guest segments from a wide variety of people. There are also special episodes like stand up comedy shows, a comedic court show called Marshall Law and This Month's Dumb*** of the Year. Subscribe today, join the community and tell your friends!
Episodes
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New Year's Eve 2018
31/12/2018 Duration: 20minJason winds down 2018 with a solo show. He talks about a funny Christmas gift he got, some neighborhood drama, his favorite tv shows, New Year's resolutions and more. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.
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A Christmas Cookie Carol
24/12/2018 Duration: 47minThis week Jason takes a page from the Charles Dickens classic novel, A Christmas Carol and talks to guests from the past, present and future. Representing the past, comedian Mike Morris returns to the podcast for the first time in over 2 years. They talk about Mike's Facebook prank telling people that Jason died on his birthday (to hear more about that listen to this episode, http://traffic.libsyn.com/wedonthavecookies/Mike_Explains_Himself-Full_Show.mp3), Mike hosting the first of the podcast's stand up shows and more. Representing the present, Kenny Bolin returns to the show to talk about Jason co-hosting the Bolin Alley last week, some memories of comedian Tim Wilson and more. Representing the future, psychic comedian Karen Rontowski give Jason a shocking tarot reading that he was not expecting. Also, some members of the WDHC family give their holiday well wishes including Frankie MacDonald, Dave Nelson, Gary Henry, Trevor Strong and UFC Hall of Famer Dan "The Beast" Severn. Wanna contact the show? Send
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El Oh El
03/12/2018 Duration: 20minThis week Jason's planned guest wasn't able to make it and the backup guest never showed up so what does he do? The longest solo show in the history of the podcast, that's what! He reads some emails, talks about a kid named Abcde, plays a game called Yiddish or Quidditch, considers joining Scientology and much more! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Check out the episode of the podcast with Mission Man: http://traffic.libsyn.com/wedonthavecookies/Mission_Man.mp3 Check out the episode of the podcast with Mike Seibert: http://traffic.libsyn.com/wedonthavecookies/Wild_Charles_Wieand.mp3 Check out Jason's appearance on Mike Seibert Radio: https://soundcloud.com/mikeseibertradio/episode-185-we-dont-have-cookies-jason-marshall-interview
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Derrick Parker the Parakeet Martyr
26/11/2018 Duration: 37minThe last episode in the months of J.A.S.O.N. is huge! Comedian Darren Carter the Party Starter from the Pocket Party Podcast kicks things off by calling in on his way to do a show at the Laugh Factory in Long Beach, California. He talks about getting his nickname, performing at Snoop Dogg's family reunion, the worst show he's done in his 28 years in the business, a quick Margaret Cho story and more! John the Songman sent in a song about Darren Carter and then Jason plays Darren's Snoop Lion joke from his album "Stay at Home Stripper". Then filmmaker, gough, calls in from the Gold Coast in Queensland, Australia to talk about his latest film, "Prostitution-The Untold Story". Jason asks gough how much he researched the subject, talks about his own research and gough tells a funny story from the set of the movie. There is a song by Mike Phirman called "The Old Me" and Jason talks about the latest Grinch movie and announces guest for some upcoming episodes. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthave
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High's and Lowe's
21/11/2018 Duration: 11minThis week Jason talks about talking too much at the dentist, a simple home improvement project going annoyingly wrong, what he is thankful for and about some really cool guests who will be on next week. There is also a Bad Life Coach segment by Dave Nelson and a song by John the Songman. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/WeDontHaveCookies/ Check out the podcast's website: http://wedonthavecookies.wixsite.com/wedonthavecookies Listen to Dave Nelson's podcast Comedy A-Go-Go: http://dvnelson.podbean.com/
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Kevin Allison from Risk!
12/11/2018 Duration: 46minThis week Jason talks to Kevin Allison, the host of the popular storytelling podcast Risk. Kevin's talks about his stint on the 90's MTV sketch show The State, prostituting himself the weekend before The State was picked up on MTV, as well as the show moving to CBS only to be cancelled by Les Moonves. Kevin talks about members of The State moving on to start the tv show Reno 911, waiting tables at an event after The State was cancelled where he was recognized by Sarah McLachlan and Aretha Franklin, Michael Ian Black inspiring words that led to the creation of the Risk podcast and if The State will return like so many other 90's tv shows. The podcast has also recently released a book containing stories that were told on the show from Marc Maron, Aisha Tyler, Paul F. Tompkins as well as everyday people. There was a Bad Life Coach segment by Dave Nelson and a song by the Arrogant Worms called "Boring". Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voic
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Wild Charles Wieand
05/11/2018 Duration: 41minThis week Jason talks to Charles Wieand from the Wild Charles show on Facebook Watch. They talk about Charles walking through a pond with nearly 70 alligators in it, beekeeping naked and much more. Then Jason is joined by Mike Seibert from Mike Seibert Radio. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.
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Punk Rock Professor
17/10/2018 Duration: 15minThis week Jason talks to comedian Dave Nelson about getting back on stage again, a special episode of Comedy A-Go-Go, weird trick or treat laws in Virginia and more. Frankie MacDonald returns to give an update on the weather and talk about his favorite Halloween costume. This week's segments were a BS Fact by Beej and a song by the Arrogant Worms called Punk Rocker. Wanna contact the podcast? Send an email to jason@wedonhavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/WeDontHaveCookies/ Check out Dave Nelson's podcast: http://dvnelson.podbean.com/ Subscribe to Frankie's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCx7jt4I-KPT6guTWwLxn50w Like the Arrogant Worms on Facebook: https://twitter.com/arrogantworms
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Canadian Thanksgiving
08/10/2018 Duration: 38minThis week Jason talks to people from all across Canada to celebrate their Thanksgiving. The first guest has been years in the making. Frankie MacDonald debuts on the podcast to talk about his love for weather, getting millions of views on YouTube and being a guest on Tosh.0. The Trevor Strong of the Arrogant Worms returns to talk about the latest with the band, a memorable Thanksgiving moment and more. Tracy Rowland and Dwayne Mailman return to talk about what they are thankful for. Then Jason's friend Natalie joins him to talk about how they met, how horrible they are at social media and a Jason's recent discovery that the Bee Gees are all white guys. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/WeDontHaveCookies/ Subscribe to Frankie MacDonald on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCx7jt4I-KPT6guTWwLxn50w Like the Arrogant Worms on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/arr
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The International Podcast Day Episode
30/09/2018 Duration: 25minThis week Jason talks to all of the international contributors to the podcast in honor of International Podcast Day. The Wood Enthusiasts, Larry Woodstone and Gary Gilbert III, call in from the side of a mountain in Muskoka, Ontario, Canada to talk about Stu's punishment from Marshall Law, a movie they were recently in and more. Trevor Strong says hello and announces that he will be on the Canadian Thanksgiving episode next week. There is a song by the Arrogant Worms called "Canada is Really Big". Fran Kissling talks about her mission to spread awareness of Switzerland. Barnaby Griffin sends in a song all the way from the UK to say hello to the listeners. New Zealand musician Andrew London talks about his music. There is a song by Barnaby Griffin called "Teresa, May I?". Maya returns to talk about more childhood fairy tales she read while growing up in Germany. Finally, Australia's own, Beej, does a BS Fact. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a
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New News
24/09/2018 Duration: 07minJason is solo this week but has a lot to talk about. There will be a podcast meet up on March 2nd in Columbus, Ohio. What was Father Time's big announcement on the anniversary episode going to be? Why was there no show last week? What's going to be happening on the podcast next week? All of those questions will be answered and more! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.
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The Full Monty
11/09/2018 Duration: 27minInternational Podcast Month continues as Jason talks to Australian comedian Monty Franklin. They talk about Monty touring with Rob Schneider, doing shows with David Spade and Adam Sandler, getting his name on the wall at the Comedy Store and more. There is a song by the New Zealand band, the Andrew London Trio, called "Let's Talk About Me". Then New Zealand comedian Donna Brookbanks talks about being a Billy T nominee, training at the UCB, being on Paul F. Tompkins podcast and more. There is a BS Fact by Australian contributor Beej. Wann contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/WeDontHaveCookies/ Check out the podcast's website: http://wedonthavecookies.wixsite.com/wedonthavecookies
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Marshall Law: Wood Enthusiasts v ChooChooStu
03/09/2018 Duration: 32minMarshall Law is back! Judge Jason presides with his bailiff, UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn! A few months ago, ChooChooStu was on the podcast talking to Jason about a podcast that they had both started listening to, the Wood Enthusiasts. During that conversation Stu said that he was more of a "plastics guy". It didn't take long for word to get back to the Wood Enthusiasts about what Stu had said. They released a video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFMWUurRQAY) venting about what Stu said, but that wasn't enough, they want justice! So Larry Woodstone, Gary Gilbert III and Glen Clutterbuck have summoned ChooChooStu to the highest court in podcasting, Marshall Law! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Listen to the Wood Enthusiasts podcast: https://woodenthusiasts.podbean.com/ Listen to the Podcast Factor: https://thepodcastfactor.podbean.com/ Like the Arrogant Worms on Facebook: Like the podcast on Facebook: https://www
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Elena Davies Is Here!
30/08/2018 Duration: 54minJason talks to Elena Davies who is a former radio show host and a houseguest on the CBS reality show, Big Brother. They talk about her time in radio, how Big Brother has changed her life, sneaking food in the house that she wasn't allowed to have and more! There is a song by Mike Phirman, formerly of the comedy band Hard 'N' Phirm with Chris Hardwick, called "The Old Me". Comedian Mama Kate drops by to listen to the song that listener John the Songman made for her and they get a call by the unofficial Swiss ambassador to the world, Fran Kissling. There is a song by the Arrogant Worms called "Laser Eyes" and Jason announces a great upcoming guest! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Follow Elena Davies on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/elenadavies Follow Elena Davies on Twiiter: https://twitter.com/elenadavies Check out Mark Jansen fitness: https://markjansenfitness.com/ Like the podcast's Facebook page: https://www.facebook.c
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The Month's of Jason
27/08/2018 Duration: 07minJason couldn't reach his scheduled guests in time for this episode so he talks about what is coming in "the month's of J.A.S.O.N.". He also talks about changing the intro music and a bonus episode that will be up this Thursday with Mama Kate. There is a song by the Arrogant Worms called "Now She Doesn't Text Me Anymore" and a Bad Life Coach segment by Dave Nelson. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/WeDontHaveCookies/ Check out the podcast's website: http://wedonthavecookies.wixsite.com/wedonthavecookies Like the Arrogant Worms on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/arrogantworms/ Check out Dave Nelson's podcast, Comedy A-Go-Go: http://dvnelson.podbean.com/
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The Beast of Burden of Proof
19/08/2018 Duration: 22minThis week Jason talks to UFC Hall of Famer Dan "The Beast" Severn. They talk about Dan's recent travels, a new personal record that Dan set, his role as the bailiff for the Marshall Law episodes and more. Jason talks about why a guest wasn't able to be on the podcast and goes over some upcoming weird holidays. There was a song by the Arrogant Worms called "The Ballad of Dan" and a "Bad Life Coach" segment by Dave Nelson. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Visit Dan Severn's website: https://twitter.com/danbeastsevern Follow Dan Severn on Twitter: https://twitter.com/danbeastsevern Like the podcast on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/WeDontHaveCookies/ Visit the podcast's website: http://wedonthavecookies.wixsite.com/wedonthavecookies Like the Arrogant Worms on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/arrogantworms/ Check out Dave Nelson's podcast Comedy A-Go-Go: http://dvnelson.podbean.com/
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This Week Has Been Stupid
15/08/2018 Duration: 14minJason talks about the crazy week he has had. He talks about how there are a lot of great tv shows out now but some really bad commercials, what his favorite pizza is, a weird phone call he had last week, upcoming guests and more! This week's songs were "Stupid Song" by the Arrogant Worms and "The Butts of the Gods are Farting at You" by Trevor Strong. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/WeDontHaveCookies/ Like the Arrogant Worms Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/arrogantworms/
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3 Year Anniversary Episode
10/08/2018 Duration: 44minJason celebrates the podcast's 3 year anniversary! The show starts off with clips from the podcast's very first episode's guests Gary Henry & Mama Kate. Then Jason catches up with his good friend, Kenny "Star Maker" Bolin. There is a clip by blind Australian filmmaker gough. The newest contributor to the podcast, Larry Woodstone of the Wood Enthusiasts podcast, calls in to introduce himself to the listeners. There is a clip from Switzerland's unofficial ambassador to the world, Fran Kissling and another by Mike Phirman of the comedy band Hard 'N' Phirm with Chris Hardwick to announce his upcoming appearance on the podcast. John the Songman calls in to sing a couple of songs and gets a surprise song played to him from comedian Mike Canestaro. The most frequent defendant on Marshall Law, ChooChooStu sends in a clip. Then UFC Hall of Famer and the bailiff of the Marshall Law episodes, Dan "The Beast" Severn calls in while on the road. There is a clip from Trevor Strong of the Arrogant Worms. The former WWF/W
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Cookiepalooza 2018
06/08/2018 Duration: 50minThis week Jason spotlights the podcast's musical contributors. First up, one half of the musical comedy duo, Hard 'N' Phirm with Chris Hardwick, its Mike Phirman. They talk about Mike's songs with Chris Hardwick, playing at Katy Perry's birthday party, Jason plays Mike a song by John the Songman and more. Then Jason plays Mike's song "Chicken, Monkey, Duck" and talks about the musical contributors from the UK and New Zealand who weren't able to be on the episode and plays some of their music. Then Trevor Strong, one third of the comedic Canadian band the Arrogant Worms, talks to Jason about playing in front of 100,000 people, having their music played in outer space on a space shuttle, his solo songs and more. Jason plays the song that was played on the space shuttle and announces the next guest who was in a viral video when he carried a live alligator into a convenience store while on a beer run. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.
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Memory Lane
25/07/2018 Duration: 16minJason takes a stroll down memory lane with Mama Kate talking about former guests, favorite memories, plays her a song John the Songman sang for her and Fran Kissling calls in to give Kate the Swiss quiz...but the audio was ruined and Jason did it again all by himself. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/WeDontHaveCookies/ Check out the podcast's website: http://wedonthavecookies.wixsite.com/wedonthavecookies