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This week on The Life, Jason is once again running the show and introducing new members of the podcast as well as talking to the original segment contributor. First up was comedian Natasha Pearl Hansen. They talk about her time with Second City, transitioning into stand up, writing for Men's Health magazine and her upcoming segment for the podcast. ChooChoo Stu joined the show to talk about his segment Totally From U.K. Today, aka Totally F.U.K.T. as well as Cave Crew Radio. Mark Ofuji called in while memorizing his lines while he waited at an audition, now that's dedication to the podcast! He's been with the podcast since the very first episode. He talks about his experience on America's Got Talent, being on Nathan For You, working with Clint Eastwood and Ken Watanabe on the set of Letters From Iwo Jima and more. Tracy Rowland and Dwayne Mailman from Focus Up in Toronto, Ontario called in to talk about there experiences at Second City, starting Focus Up, Dwight Glueman, doing segments for the podcast, an exc

This week Jason is joined by comedian Rev. Dwight McCormick who has come on to bless the show and lift its curse. They start off by talking about Dwight getting into comedy, a couple who've worn matching outfits for 52 years, a strange birthday cake, childhood wishes that never came true, and more. In honor of Dwight being on the show we played Epic Rap Battle of History's Adam vs. Eve. A couple of new segments debut, Time To Get Fancy with Kristina Hughes and Totally F.U.K.T with Choo Choo Stu. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here. Visit Dwight's website by clicking here.  Check out Kristina's website by clicking here. Check out Epic Rap Battle of History's YouTube page by clicking here. Cover art courtesy of folio designhaus check them out by clicking here.

This week on The Life, Don and Jason start the show off talking to the queen of fancy with a flair for the swear, Kristina Hughes. They talk about her experience in the Miss USA pageant, her acting career, doing stand up, spray tans and more! Her life partner Brian Vermeire joined in to talk about banana hammocks and not being vegan. There was also an exciting announcement that Kristina will be doing a segment for the podcast called "Time To Get Fancy" which will debut on the next episode. Next in the studio was Adrian Miller, David, Josh and Jon Jon Jon from the 42nd City improv group. They talked about getting into improv, doing stand up, lizard people, had their horoscopes read and more. They announced they will be creating sketches to be played on the podcast in the near future. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here.  Check out the website by clicking here. Visit Kristina's website by clickin

Jason runs down why there weren't any shows last week. He announces that he's found somebody to try to break the curse of the show and will have them on next week, Kristina Hughes, a former Miss America contestant will be on the next episode of The Life, there will be a new segment starting next week, thanks some people on Twitter and more! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Check out the newly designed website by clicking here. Like the Facebook page by clicking here.

What do you do when you're in too much pain to do a show? Bring in somebody over Skype who can carry the entire show with no problem. This week Jason had former pro wrestling manager Kenny Bolin on the podcast where he can be completely unfiltered. Kenny talks about signing autographs, his gray suit, wrestlers forging signatures, his 5 nephews, fans and more.    Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page by clicking here.  

This week on the show Jason talks to comedian Mama Kate. When asked to be on the show she gave a very odd response which they talk about. They also talk about the show's curse, cheap thrills on Facebook, being disappointed in the voicemails, stupid people climbing buildings, Katie's cat story and more!   Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out Chad Neidt on YouTube by clicking here. Check out Don Smith's website by clicking here. This episode is sponsored by Black Rifle Coffee, check them out by clicking here.

Jason's guest had to cancel at the last minute and he can't stop the feeling that the show is cursed and is actively looking for somebody to perform an exorcism on the podcast. He plays a song by Mike O'Connell and Dr. Ken Jeong from The Hangover, is shocked to see Mark Ofuji make an appearance on his favorite tv show, a phone call by Eugene Mirman from Bob's Burgers, there's a weather advisory and strange news stories. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out Mark Ofuji's YouTube channel by clicking here. Check out this episode's sponsor, Black Rifle Coffee, by clicking here. Thanks to Folio Designhaus for the cover art, check them out by clicking here.

This week on The Life, Don and Jason are joined right off the bat by comedian Leslie Battle. They talk about getting into comedy, working at a casino, U.S. politic, et. Next in the studio is comedian Travis Charles. They talk about his first time on stage, doing stand up on the road, working with a hypnotist, comedy paying off and more.   Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.

It's been a year since the podcast started. A lot of thing have happened over the past year, adding the rebroadcast of The Life, Father Time, Tonight Show writers became last minute guests, guests fighting on Facebook, etc. There have also been some really good segment contributors to the podcast as well like Mark Ofuji who was an infamous contestant on America's Got Talent, weatherman Frankie MacDonald who was on Tosh.0, song by Mike O'Connell some of which featured Dr. Ken Jeong from the Hangover movie series. All of those things are recapped along with some upcoming additions to the show.    Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342.  Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here. Check out Chad Neidt on YouTube by clicking here. Check out Epic Rap Battles of History on YouTube by clicking here.

This week on The Life, Don and Jason first talk to Eric Bucio about getting into comedy, one of his friends called in and the show went off the rails. Next into the studio was comedian Kristen Lundberg. They talked about comedy in Chicago, her previous career as a toy molder, playing the violin, stalkers and more.   Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.   Like the Facebook page by clicking here.   Check out the website by clicking here.  

Jason wasn't able to do a show this weekend so enjoy this unreleased episode of The Life from July 13th, 2016. Don's guest that week was comedian Adrian Miller, Jason had the week off to spend with family. They talked about life lessons learned from the Karate Kid, improve, theater, Adrian gets a career opportunity, the Ghostbusters remake, 42nd City and more.    Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the podcast's Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the podcast's website by clicking here.

This week on The Life, Don and Jason are back! They start off by talking about how they can't talk about certain things and Don won a contest! Next they are joined by comedian Doug Morgan who recently won Wiley's Fireworks Competition. They talk about him winning the competition, his newborn son, a run in with a police officer at his thrift store and more. Nate Washington came on the show to talk about winning the Wiley's Fireworks Competition a few years ago, running the competition this year, learning from other comics, Patrice O'Neal, Bill Burr, self promotion and more. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342.  Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here.  

This week comedian Mama Kate returns to the podcast. They talk about Jason's trip to the zoo and why zoo's depress Mama Kate, lots of Pokemon Go news stories, stories of parenthood, Jason forgot that he worked for a bank once, Katie dramatically quitting things as a teenager and more!   Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Check out the website by clicking here. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. This episode is sponsored by Black Rifle Coffee, check them out by clicking here.

This week Jason is joined by comedian Mike Morris who has some explaining to do. Mike was the reason there wasn't a show last Monday. More importantly, Mike posted that Jason died multiple places on Facebook on Jason's birthday after the June 8th birthday takeover of The Life which you can hear by clicking here. Jason gives an alternative solution to have put an end to the tragedy at the Pulse nightclub in Orlando, FL. They talk about some strange news stories from Beijing, Germany and the US. They wrap up by Mike talking about how his first time booking a stand up show went.   Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here. This episode is sponsored by Black Rifle Coffee Co. check out their website by clicking here. 

This week comedian and sketch writer Dave Prague is on the Independence Day edition of the show, and by Independence Day edition we mean that it came up a few times. They talk about quitting jobs, Dave thinks all movies are real, a cereal cafe opening up in Time Square, stories from the stage, Mitch Hedberg and more.    Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here. This episode was sponsored by Black Rifle Coffee Co. check them out by clicking here.

This week on The Life, Don and Jason are joined by comedian Luke Capasso. The show starts off by Don and Jason talking about some local shows they were at over the past week. Luke joins them in the studio to talk about his upcoming art & comedy show where he will be filming his special, living in an RV, living in the UK and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.   Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here. The podcast is sponsored by Black Rifle Coffee Co.

This week Jason is joined by comedian Kenduiywa Carpenter and Danielle Arnold. They talk about Kenduiywa wanting his own line of socks, terrorism, sex stories, how Kenduiywa got cookies and ice cream in foster care, a semi in China and lots of animal stories. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here. This episode was sponsored by Black Rifle Coffee Co, visit their website by clicking here.

This week on The Life, Don and Jason start the show off by discussing the recent technical issues and a former GM's cremated remains in the studio. Scotty Mays joins the show to talk about getting started in comedy, pawn shops, the Manson family and a Mexican teachers union. Then Donni Krier comes in and talks about being called Gonzy on stage, prisoners calling in to her radio show, Russia cracking down on Scientologists, "hey guys" is now "offensive" and Republicans trying to get rid of Donald Trump.   Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Visit the website by clicking here.

This week the podcast is back with Jason's monthly visitor, Mama Kate who brought her husband Andy. They talk about the upcoming election, Brazil and the summer games, Jason's dream job, Katie's new food line, a French guy and his chicken, then Jason turns on Brazil for absolutely no reason. Enjoy!   Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Like the Facebook page by clicking here. Check out the website by clicking here. Follow Jason on Twitter by clicking here.

This week on The Life, Don and Jason talk about a rumor of Jason's death on Facebook and Don getting back on stage for the first time in a while. They were then joined by comedian Jon Morris and a ton of technical issues. IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME LISTENING TO THE SHOW IT DOESN"T NORMALLY SOUND LIKE THIS, SORRY. They talked about the unfortunate closing of the longest running comedy club in Dayton, the hijacking of another comedians notebook, improv, news stories and more.    Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Check out the website by clicking here. Like the Facebook page by clicking here.