We Don't Have Cookies

We Don't Have Cookies invaded The Life once again, this time it was for Jason's birthday! Drama, last minute cancellations and audio issues led Jason and to wonder if the show was cursed. The lead guest cancelled last minute which led to them stumbling through for a little bit (just skip ahead until the 5 minute mark to miss the poor audio and rambling) until Mike Morris joined the show to read a eulogy for Jason. A new sponsor was announced for the podcast, Black Rifle Coffee Co, they are owned and operated by Special Forces veterans and make strong coffee for strong people. Pandy Kaufman crashed the podcast to say happy birthday and talk about zoo life. Mike Canestaro joined the show to read a Not For Children Story, talks about hospital food and has his dad call in with a great story. Mike and Mike left the studio and Murray Valeriano called into the show. They talk about Murray writing for Steve Carell, Bill Engvall and on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, doing stand up in Los Angeles and more. Segments on

This week Jason is solo once again due to technical issues. He talks about the upcoming birthday show on The Life, some people will be there and some people won't. He goes over the Dayton Podfest and shouts out some local podcasters.    Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342

This week on The Life, Don and Jason are joined by Kenduiywa Carpenter and Danielle Arnold. They talk about his weight loss, what grown men shouldn't eat, pit bull poodles, Harambe the gorilla, growing up in foster homes and more. Then they are joined by Izzy Rock. He talks about how he got into podcasting, his first podcast called Tales From The Hardside, his role on the Gem City Podcast, traveling to watch The Mediocre Show do a live podcast in Utah, and to promote the Dayton Podfest. If you like the show please subscribe and spread the word!   Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-WDHC (9342) and leave a voicemail. Visit the website by clicking here. Visit Don's website by clicking here.

This week Jason is joined by comedian Andy Bowman. They talk about the last episode of The Life where Kenny Bolin relentlessly bashed Andy. Jason unrealistically compares them to Jerry Lawler and Andy Kaufman. Andy tells stories about falling asleep at a drive thru and a store parking lot, they revisit his craziest police stories, a drunken fight with a fellow comedians neighbor and more. This week's segment is a song by Mike O'Connell titled "I've Had Some Drinks".   Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.  Visit the website by clicking here, and be sure to check out our Amazon affiliate link!

This week on The Life, Don and Jason are joined once again by former pro wrestling manager Kenny Bolin. The show starts off slowly since Kenny is recovering from being very sick. They talk about his latest show with Jim Cornette, stalling for time for a pooping wrestler, and a few news stories. Jason brings up that Kenny isn't the holder of the most downloaded episode of the podcast at 28:48 and Kenny gets upset.So upset that Kenny thinks the show is in Louisiana instead of Dayton, Ohio. After a few minutes they try to move on but around the 43 minute mark Kenny unleashes for the rest of the show on the current holder of the most downloaded episode, Andy Bowman, in what is the funniest thing that's ever happened on the podcast. Names were bleeped to protect the innocent. You can't miss this one! If you haven't yet, make sure you subscribe because Andy will be on the next episode and I'm sure he'll have plenty to say about this.   Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929

This week Jason is joined by comedian Mike Morris. They talk about Jason's favorite new reality tv show, their shared hatred of clowns, mountain lions, cookout and more. This weeks segments are a warning from Frankie MacDonald about zebra's in Zimbabwe and First Impression from Mark Ofuji. ***On June 8th there will be a live birthday party on The Life for Jason. If you would like to wish him a happy birthday and have it played on the show call 929-266-9342, say your name, where you're calling from and a short birthday message, please keep it under 30 second***   Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Check out the website by clicking here. Follow Jason on Twitter by clicking here.

This week on The Life, Don and Jason are joined right off the bat by comedian Aaron Phillips, who also runs a vintage clothing store called Feathers. They talk about themed cruises, a 72 year old man fighting off crocodiles for 3 hours  in Australia, writing movies for SyFy and reading horoscopes. Then comedian Awais joins the broadcast to promote a charity show and also talks about becoming a doctor, lying to women at bars about his disability, medical marijuana and more.     Check out the website for the podcast by clicking here. Follow Aaron Phillips on Twitter by clicking here. Like The Life on Facebook by clicking here.

This week Jason is solo so the show because of remodeling so it's a quick show. Jason talks about only clapping twice at events when people applaud, announces guests for upcoming shows and a special radio show for his birthday. If you want to be a part of Jason's birthday show you can call 929-266-9342, leave a voicemail with your name, where you're calling from and a birthday message and it will be played on the radio. You can also call into the show on June 8th by calling 937-775-5555 but the phone lines may be busy. Don't be shy, it is going to be the biggest show in the podcast's history, BE A PART OF IT!   Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.

This week on The Life, Don forgot to record the show at the beginning, Jason was late and guest Mike Canestaro was great, so nothing new. Actually, before the show was recorded there was an extensive discussion about Don shaving his beard for job training that involved ammonia. Don't worry, there are tons of call backs to the part of the show that is missing. Mike reads a couple of short stories from one of his books, talks about his experiences riding his bicycle, a past show (click here to check that show out) and future projects. They also talk about last weeks show, read horoscopes and talk about the news.   Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Check out the website by clicking here. Like The Life on Facebook by clicking here. Check out Mike's stuff on Amazon by clicking here.    

This week on The Life, Don was on his own talking to students of Wright State University's Basics of Stand Up Comedy class after doing stand up for the first time at the Funny Bone. You may recognize one of the guests as Dan Diesel, former guest of the show and possibly a future regular if we know Jason's sense of humor.    Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Visit the website by clicking here.

Jason explains why the episode of The Life wasn't posted this week and changes his stance on a topic from the last podcast. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Check out the website by clicking here.

This week Jason is joined by Mama Kate just in time for Mother's Day. They talk about getting pulled over, bad jokes, ghosts, dead people, pizza...you know...real funny stuff. This weeks segments are Not For Children Stories by Mike Canestaro and a song called "Insulin" by Mike O'Connell.  Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-WDHC (9432) and leave a voicemail. Check out Mike Canestaro's books and other items on Amazon by clicking here. Please visit the website and use the Amazon affiliate link at the bottom of the page by clicking here.

This week Jason is joined by the host of The Life, Don Smith. They talk about The Life being 106.9 WWSU's show of the week, Andy Bowman is alright and video games. Then the show goes off of the rails when the subject of jenkem comes up. A new segment by Mike Canestaro debuts this week! Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Don't forget to visit the podcast's website by clicking here.  Check out Mike Canestaro's stuff on Amazon and buy it by clicking here! Visit Don Smith's website by clicking here.  

This week on The Life, Don and Jason are joined by Mama Kate. Dave Prague crashed the studio to talk about....something. Jason brings up a pizza ordering app that brings you a pizza in a box that can be turned into a pipe. Mama Kate talks about pooping in the corner of her living room. Don isn't sick this time. They have so much fun on this episode that they were in tears laughing. If you enjoy the show please subscribe and spread the word!   Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Check out the website by clicking here.

This week Jason is joined by comedian Mike Morris. They talk about work stories, television shows, music, strange new stories and more. This week's segments are Book Reports by Mike O'Connell and First Impression by Mark Ofuji.   Wanna contact the show or have an impression request for Mark Ofuji? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail.  Visit the show's website by clicking here. Check out Mark Ofuji's YouTube channel by clicking here.

This week on The Life, Don and Jason are joined by comedians Skyler McNeely and Lonnie Black. Don and Jason open the show talking about their week. Skyler joins them to talk about dragons and Sweedish fish. Lonnie talks about getting shot twice recently and his hospital stay.   Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-WDHC (9342) and leave a voicemail. Visist Jason's website by clicking here. Visit Don's website by clicking here.

This week on The Life, Don and Jason faced dual cancellations and technical difficulties but managed to bring you a great show. Murray Valeriano from the Road Stories podcast joined the show via Skype. They talked about how Murray got into podcasting, doing stand up in southwest Asia, bar shows and more! If you like the show please spread the word!   Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-9342 and leave a voicemail. Check out Murray's podcast by clicking here. Visit Murray's website by clicking here. Follow Murray on Twitter by clicking here. Visit Jason's website by clicking here. Visit Don's website by clicking here.

This week Jason is joined by comedian Andy Bowman. They talk about Andy getting arrested in Columbus, OH within the first week of doing comedy, and update on the status of his ice cream bicycle (if you haven't heard the story listen to that show by clicking here), joining the Mormon church, another arrest story and much more! This week's segments are Severe Weather Warning From Last Week and Angry Dalai Lama Tweet.   Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-WDHC (9342) and leave a voicemail. Check out Andy Bowman's Sweet Mission Escape by clicking here and don't forget to check out part 2! Check out Andy Bowman's mugshot on the Busted in Darke County Facebook group by clicking here. Follow Jason on Twitter by clicking here.  Click here to shop on Amazon and help support the show. Check out the website wedonthavecookies.com to listen to recent shows, view the photo gallery, watch Mark Ofuji's impressions and more. Visit wedonthavecookies.libsyn.com to listen to the e

This week on The Life, Don and Jason are joined by Mike Canestaro and Jimmy Mallas. Mike talks about how his dad isn't dead, books he's written, what material the studio desk is made of and a chair he found. Jimmy talks about his experiences in comedy, his friend Kristen Lundberg and his new business. Jimmy begins talking about his new business at 50:56 and at 1:00:36 the show completely derails. Please tell your friends and spread the word, the show can't grow without your support. Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-WDHC (9342) Follow Mike on Twitter by clicking here. Check out Mike's stuff for sale on Amazon by clicking here. Check out Kristen Lundberg's YouTube channel by clicking here. Like The Life's Facebook page by clicking here. Follow Don on Twitter by clicking here. Visit Don website by clicking here. Follow Jason on Twitter by clicking here. Visit Jason's website by clicking here.

This week Jason is joined once again by Dave Prague. They talk about Easter and Purim. Jason starts to tell a story about a guy dressed as Aladdin going down the street on a magic carpet in Israel but got distracted so click here to see the video. They talk about a woman trying to smuggle lemons from Hong Kong to New Zealand, DUI stories in the news and lots of work stories. This weeks segments are First Impression with Mark Ofuji and the song "What's It Going To Be" by Mike O'Connell and Dr. Ken Jeong.   Wanna contact the show? Send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com or call 929-266-WDHC (9342) and leave a voicemail Follow Dave Prague on Twitter by clicking here. Follow Jason on Twitter by clicking here. Visit Mark Ofuji's YouTube channel by clicking here.