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Tai is hit with a clog. Joel, Ben and Lindsay are trying to keep you awake.

Cher and Tai are interrupted by Travis on their way to the dancefloor. Trevor, Erin and Gena get in the mosh.

Cher and Tai rush to Dionne's screams to see Murray getting his head shaved. Trevor, Gena and Erin are keepin' it real.

After the shoe incident Travis makes amends, then Summer suggests a game of suck and blow. Trevor, Erin and Gena ask if Elton can suck.

Tai and Cher do a lap, running into Amber in an old dress and Travis with beer to spill. Trevor, Gena and Erin think you should not wear stain pumps to a party.

Information from Dionne means that Tai and Cher are off to the Val party. Trevor, Gena and Erin are here to give you directions.

Elton requests a copy of Cher's picture of Tai. Park, Jodhi and Megan finish their week.

Cher and her friends have a montage session. Park, Megan and Jodhi wonder what Amber is wearing.

With her makeover done Tai is attracting looks, Cher and Dionne are choosing a suitable boy for her. Park, Jodhi and Megan talk about the Valley.

Josh questions is Cher is good for Tai, Tai is singing to adverts. Park, Jodhi and Megan are stuck on 20 year old jingles.

Cher shows Tai how to improve her buns, her mind and her vocabulary before Josh interrupts. Park, Jodhi and Megan are here, not sporadically.

Cher and Dionne leave school to makeover Tai. Darren, Shannon and Phil want to be a supermodel.

Cher has some advice for Tai about Travis and the loadies on the grassy knoll. Darren, Phil and Shannon are once more here to show you the distiction.

In the lunch line Travis and Tai talk about Marvin the Martian. Darren, Shannon and Phil talk about Harriet Smith.

Cher and Dionne show Tai the ropes, then Murray needs five dollars. Darren, Phil and Shannon talk like real adults.

Cher decides to take Tai under her wing, and show her the ropes of Bronson Alcott High. Darren, Phil and Shannon agree that she could be a farmer in those clothes.

Cher almost hits a tennis ball, Dionne is not going to hit a ball and Amber can't be near balls. Then the Principal introduces a new student to the class, dressed in slacks, a plaid shirt and troll shirt. Dan, Lan and Jessie finish the week.

Mel asks Cher about the improved grades. Dan, Lan and Jessie get into the stain on that desk.

Cher's plan works and everyone gets better grades. Dan, Lan and Jessie wonder what it would be like to get applauded at every turn.

Cher and Dionne spy on Hall and Geist. Dan, Lan and Jessie watch the watchers.