As If

Cher and Dionne begin phase 2 of their plan, which involves giving coffee to Mr Hall. Dan, Lan and Jessie are not sure pupils should be making over teachers.

Josh is excited that Marky Mark might be planting a tree, and Cher doesn't see the value of being able to park when everywhere had valet. Corin, Kip and Jon are along for the ride.

Cher hassles Josh to be her driver. He relents. Corin, Jon and Kip talk driving.

Corin, Jon and Kip surf the crimson wave.

Travis makes his speech. Corin, Jon and Kip recall cell phones in the 90s.

Cher and Dionne begin the first phase of their plan, with a rose and a sonnet from Cliff's notes. Corin, Jon and Kip talk about that hat that Dionne is wearing.

Cher has a plan. It involves a boinkfest for Mr Hall. Joel, Sarah and Spencer finish out the week.

Cher attempts to argue her grades up, Joel, Sarah and Spencer want to go to the mall.

Cher and Josh bring Mel up to speed on the day's events. Joel, Sarah and Spencer bring you up to date on the minute's events.

Josh is drinking juice straight from the bottle! Cher is eating carrots, and they are catching a little TV before dinner. Then Mel calls. Joel, Sarah and Spencer continue to guide you this week.

Cher and Dionne talk on cellphones in the corridor, then Cher shows us the front of her classic house and her dead mother's portrait before maudlin music makes her go to the kitchen. Joel, Sarah and Spencer figure out if death hangs over this film.

A dark cloud falls over first period, only after Cher has filled Mr Hall in on what is happening with Christian. Darren, Caroline and Eric finish the week with Minute 7.

Amber has no con to the end of Cher's speech. Elton needs to get his CD and Travis has a thought. Darren, Eric and Caroline are here to discuss it.

In minute 5 Cher brushes off the advances of a boy with a familiar catchphrase, then she starts to tell us about her thoughts on immigration. Darren, Caroline and Eric talk about Amber Mariens.

Minute 4 of As If covers Murray meeting Dionne to talk about some paging. Host Darren Husted is joined by Caroline Fulford and Eric Harzer.

Minute 3 of As If covers Cher meeting Dionne. Host Darren Husted is joined by Caroline Fulford and Eric Harzer.

Minute 2 of As If covers Cher at her computer and meeting her father, Mel, a litigator. Host Darren Husted is joined by Phil Gonzales and Shannon Campe.

Minute 1 of As If covers the opening credits to Cher sitting at her dresser. Host Darren Husted is joined by guests Shannon Campe and Phil Gonzales.

An out-take from Minute 0, wherein Darren, Park, Corin, Dan and Joel debate who was in High School High

Before we get into the meat of the film Darren introduces you to the four hosts; Joel, Corin, Dan and Park. We talk about when we first saw Clueless and teen movies in general.Like us on facebook, at asif.thepodcast, and follow us on twitter at AsIf_Podcast. Subscribe and rate us on iTunes and all other podcast apps.