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Josh dances with Tai, Christian isn't really dancing with Cher. Darren, Ashley and Hannah are here to get into Luscious Jackson.

Josh has found Ricky Jay*. Dan, Jim and Wendy finish the week with Tai in the land of the giants.*not Ricky Jay, Dan.

Cher and Tai talk paintings. Dan, Wendy and Jim ignore the Bosstones.

The band is kicking. Dan, Wendy and Jim are going to slide.

Christian and Cher leave for the party. Dan, Jim and Wendy get in the car.

Josh feels that Cher is not appropriately dressed. Dan, Jim and Wendy look like a pack of rats.There were issues with sound on this episode.

Christian arrives and Josh lets him in. Corin, Keith and Megan finish the week.

Cher begins her campaign to get Christian. Corin, Keith and Megan show some skin.

Cher gives good oral. Amber thinks it reeks. Corin, Keith and Megan give it two thumbs up.

Cher and Christian meet. Corin, Keith and Megan are parked.

Cher has thoughts on fashion. Corin, Keith and Megan are here to intro Christian.

Tai frightens her hymenally challenged friends. Amy, Jordan and Jessica ask about sample sizes.

Cher and Dionne comfort Tai, then go to the mall. Amy, Jordan and Jessica are seeing the new Christian Slater.

Heather misattributes a Shakespeare quote, Cher corrects her, Josh smiles. Amy, Jordan and Jessica are wistful.

Cher calls Josh, he brings Heather along. Amy, Jordan and Jessica are here to talk berets.

Cher is mugged. Amy, Jordan and Jessica witness it.

Cher gets out of Elton's car. Joel, Lindsay and Ben finish the week on a downer.

Elton makes his ill-advised move. Joel, Ben and Lindsay are creeped out.

Elton and Cher take a ride. Joel, Lindsay and Ben are carpooling with a snowman.

Cher is called home. Joel, Lindsay and Ben steal a snowman.