Two Wit Podcast

#StalkedByATurtle #BryenSquared #FellInLoveWithSalesforce #4DayMVP #InTheHub #SorryTexas #WeveGotCookiesAndMilk #IFindPassionWhereIAm  #ForkTheCode #CreativeJuicesFlowing #FreePinkCadillac #GrownUpPodcast #PutUpOrShutUp #HandsFreeWine Two WIT learns more about .org and community sprints with Jace Bryan & Cori O'Brien from the .org team! Portland Sprint Details: What: Salesforce.org Open Source Community Sprint (the 3rd and final Sprint of 2018) When: October 24th - 25th, 2018 Where: Portland, OR Location: The Benson Hotel - 309 Southwest Broadway - Portland, OR 97205 Want to stay connected on Sprints? Join the Open Source Community Sprints Group in the Power of Us Hub. Link to the Portland Overview & FAQ: http://bit.ly/SFDOSprintPortlandFAQ Link to the Eventbrite registration for the Portland Sprint: http://bit.ly/SFDOSprintPortland18Reg SuperFave: Kristi - Worlds Collide therapist & Salesforce Melinda - Neck wine holder

#BackToBackToBack #GottaGetCertified #RollinToDreamforce #PowerOfPeople #TellMeAboutYouJourney #SnakesOnAWall #TrashPanda #ImHereForEveryone #SkillOut #HugsAndDrinks #YupYupYup Links: https://www.adminhero.com/origins-the-story-of-dale-ziegler/ So you inherited a mess - now what? http://go.pardot.com/l/27572/2016-03-22/57cqft Super Fave: Melinda - Mogli Kristi - Admin Booster

#HappyHumpDay #ImLearnt #FlowRida #DontBeOkWithBeingOk #KindaMyFavorite #BreadthVsDepth #DoesThatServeYou #NoTimeForWooWoo #ChakraBullshit #TargetNotTheBullseye #MorningAblutions #ILikeAGoodPun Super Faves: Plant Nanny Gratitude Custom Wine Mugs Goliath

#GiveMeAChecklist #ChecklistThatShit #PayMeTheMoney #TeamDonut #HeavyBreathing #CinnamonSugarPig #NotStrangers #AWholeNotherOprah

#ImAWeirdo #WeTotallyDigress #OffTheRails #VeryValidating #EducationNarcolepsy #ShameSpiral #ShameBall  #SWIT #TwoWITOneRead #TheStruggleIsWorthTheJoy #ThisIsWorth   Super Faves: Kristi - triple berry scone Melinda - boom Kristi - therapy not needed on the daily Melinda - cookie butter http://www.thisisinsider.com/trader-joes-most-popular-product-2016-6 https://www.panerabread.com/en-us/menu-categories/pastries-and-sweets.html http://www.sfdccloudninja.com/downloads/ https://metillium.com/2018/04/collapsible-section-page-layout-record-display-lightning-components/

#MentalBrowser #NotAMurderer #FlipTheScript #Sunshine #DirtyBooks #AccidentalAsshole #ItsADryHeat #ThreeMustkateers #TheDarkerYearsOfMe #WouldYouLikeASticker witnesssuccess.com Super fave Melinda - thingy to keep my coffee hot Kristi - Postsecret

#MostWeirdestMindfuckMoment #WhatIsHappening #BlastyBlast #VulnerableAndWeird #DidISayThatRight #YoureWrong #AReasonASeasonALifetime #DarkCorners #DrinkinWeather Two WIT discuss travel, friendship, events and GIRL, Wash Your Face! Super Faves: Melinda - Spanish Whites Kristi - Friends with Trucks Melinda - Summer Kristi -  A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you… there are a thousand different versions of yourself out there, in people’s minds.

#WeWentDeep #HighAchiever #ImaTweetAboutItLater #DrinkinThisKoolaid #UncleMarc #UniversalContainers #OurCommunityIsKickAss #STEAMforce #YoureABoss #GottaBeCurious #BeABossBitch #TornadoOfStress Be prepared for some serious amazingness from Selina Suarez! Her journey and Pep Up Tech origins. Super Fave: Melinda - texting concierge Kristi - “teambuilding” Melinda - more gratitude than anything….grateful to go to Spain#Y Kristi - my dad / bathroom

#IHeartStickers #LearningIsFun #SuperClanky #SalesforceFamous #KindOfAShitShow #MedicineBroker #MentalTuneUp #YouCanDoTheMatrix #SeaSaltOnTheBrownie Show Notes: Peter Chittum from LC : http://www.londonscalling.net/sessions/if-you-can-write-a-formula-field-you-can-use-a-command-line/ MS Recipe Link Card https://lightningappcookbook.salesforce.com/recipe/virtual-suggestion-box LeeAnn tweet : https://twitter.com/leeanndroid/status/981199307452899329 Super Faves:   Melinda - Nordstrom & glasses Kristi - TJs sea salt brownie bites Melinda - astro sticker/doll Kristi - time cube https://www.amazon.com/Miracle-TimeCube-Minutes-Management-Kitchen/dp/B00889AVBS/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1522957891&sr=8-2&keywords=datexx&th=1  

#TheFallOfOctober #WagYourOwnTail #SuccessBlazer #GCBT Two WIT catches up with Toya Gatewood on her Salesforce journey, Women in Tech Diversity & bourbon! Women in Tech Diversity success group: https://success.salesforce.com/_ui/core/chatter/groups/GroupProfilePage?g=0F930000000fxoN

#BootyPeople #DiagonAlley  #Googunflugen  #OneSentence #Smieyes Its always good to come home!  KG is home from London & Scotland.  And MS is planning to head to Spain.  I guess Two WIT takes the EU. Super faves: Melinda - The Magicians on SyFy Kristi - @manwhohasitall  Melinda - BeachBodyOnDemand Kristi - Every Little Thing Podcast - Your bedtime is killing you

Holly Butchers letter - http://www.homesluxury.net/dying-womans-heartbreaking-letter-world/ “While on this topic, delete any account that pops up on your news feeds that gives you any sense of feeling sh*t about yourself. Friend or not.. Be ruthless for your own well-being.” TDX Mvps the 5%   Plug time:  SED, 5280 Daydreamin & WS   Super Faves: Melinda - Impossible Burger Kristi - good bottle / coffee Melinda - White Noise app Kristi - #crockpotisinnocent

#2.5WIT #SegueMaster #Incredulity #CreativeNotArtistic #PostHolidayHibernation This is where actual content goes but we just babbled Even the superfaves aren't worth typing..lol! Happy listening!

#JustDoIt #LongDistanceDrinker #RewardsShow #OppositesAttract V Super Faves: Melinda - Beachbody - 80 Day Obsession & Beachbody On Demand Kristi - Men in Uniform Drink Markers Melinda - HungryRoot Kristi - Nilla wafers Links: https://thoughtcatalog.com/brianna-wiest/2015/12/16-goals-to-set-for-next-year-that-are-more-about-enjoying-what-you-have-than-chasing-what-you-dont/ January Releases: https://nerdist.com/streaming-on-netflix-amazon-and-hulu-january-2018/ Times Up: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time%27s_Up_(movement) Drink Markers: http://a.co/4bzNVYk

#LMGTFY6 #ConsultantLife  #Force.comRIP #LeaveALittle Last episode of 2017 and we chat with GP! He can be found at: @GuillermoPedron  https://www.linkedin.com/in/guillermopedroni/ Krisit - caramel vodka / cider Melinda - DoorDash app

#DragonsDen #MoarCerts #WhateverNextBruv #LostInTranslation #FuckCancer #FknDutchess #BigAssHats #GemmaThe80sName   Two WIT welcomes Gemma Emmet to the show!  A fellow Bluewolfer and UK living, CTA journying, cancer surviving bad ass! Links: http://www.alwaysablezard.com/ salesforcememo.com http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1034007/ Super Fave: Melinda - Baby Driver soundtrack Kristi - https://www.instagram.com/p/BcSbYq_BwAQ/?taken-by=osirisrain

#Verklempt #PostDFBlues #ItsNotAllDF #WomenStuff #NoRoots #FriendDating   What I learned: Dreamforce learning….myTrailhead Lightning Roadmap Axe throwing Super fave:Melinda - fkn Astro pony sticker Kristi - True To The Core Melinda - venmo Kristi - dog door

#KeepOnKeepinOn #ShoutoutToMe #ReadyFireAim #TwoWITGeoFit  PreDF talks, being kind to yourself & matches. Links: Sign up for yoga! Thursday 9 am #TwoWITGeoFit http://mapanything.com/dreamforce Target https://www.cbsnews.com/news/target-customers-say-cool-the-christmas-creep/ Death Sex & Money Podcast / Mug http://www.wnyc.org/shows/deathsexmoney Charlotte Urban Ministry http://www.urbanministrycenter.org/ Cystic Fibrosis Foundation - Charlotte https://www.cff.org/Charlotte/   Shout Outs: Amy Oplinger Ben Bolopue Nana Gregg Joanne Iturbe Shonnah Hughes Selina Suarez Kathern Luckerman

#ABL #BYOB #SpeakingOfPants #TabInception #PartyOnTheBottom Lets chat about Fall, Salesforce and self-care! Super Faves: Melinda: Cleaning/Moving & DF17 Planning Krisit:  Same day shipping & Admin Webinar  

#1Year #OdeToKristi #ThickAsADuo #MetaMeta Its been 1 year since Melinda & Kristi started this crazy journey!  They chat about the last year and whats to come Links: https://nosidebar.com/mediocre-life/ SuperFaves: Kristi - All things Bed, Bath & Beyone Melinda - Braving the Wilderness by Brene Brown