Bearded Scrutiny

In this episode the team decides to review Samurai Cop 2. Because they have very poor judgement.

This week we partake of the "cult classic" Samurai Cop and try to figure out why anyone, anywhere has bothered to pay attention to it. 

This week that team settles in to review their very first Neil Breen masterpiece, Fateful Findings. Will they love it? Will they hate it? Will they hate that they love it? Will they just enjoy the various shots of Mr. Breen's ass?

This week the team takes some time to review a pair of fairly recent releases, Jason Bourne and Star TrekL Beyond. They're both still in theaters. Which makes this episode "sort of" current? Wow. Who'd have thunk it possible?

This week the team settles in to review Billy Zane as he packs himself into a purple jumpsuit and becomes The Phantom. They also give their thoughts on a bunch of recent releases, and generally babble like idiots. 

This week we set out to review the indie horror flick, Love In The Time Of Monsters! We also discuss some other stuff. I would be more specific, but I honestly don't remember. Sorry?

In this episode we offer up a somewhat timely review of something recently released. Who'd have thunk it? It's time for Captain America: Civil War!

For the  first time in a long time, we disagree on a movie! Listen as we argue like the tiny-donged, man-children that we are about Batman V. Superman

It's time for another double feature! This week we offer up reviews for the second season of Netflix's Daredevil, as well as the indie horror/humor/lots of penis' and pee flick, Wolfcop.

In this episode we finally get around to reviewing the newest Fox/Marvel flick, Deadpool. Has Ryan Reynolds finally made a movie that doesn't suck?

This week our bearded heroes offer up a list of their favorite films from 2015!

In this episode we let loose on our favorite Christmas films of all time. One of us is Ebenezer Scrooge. The other is Tiny Tim. Will we agree on anything?

This week the team digs into the "cult classic" Ravenous. You'll notice that we put the words "cult classic" in quotations. There's a reason for that.

In this episode the boys offer up their opinions on the cult-classic, Wet Hot America Summer. And some other stuff I can't remember well enough to type with any certainty. 

This week the team reviews Dolph Lundgren in Masters of the Universe. The only movie that legitimately needs more Orko.

This week the team tries to sort out the science of Ridley Scott's, The Martian. I mean, as well as two idiots who know very little about science possibly could.

In this episode the crew offers up their review of the very Michael Bay reimagining of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Do they dig it? Do they hate it? Do they even care about the turtles to begin with. So many questions. So few answers. 

This week the dynamic duo of terrible reviews digs deep into George Miller's, Mad Mad: Fury Road. They also ramble on about a bunch of other stuff. 

In this episode the boys sit down to review both Ant-Man and Terminator: Genisys. While they're doing that, they also manage to bring up Jurassic World, Suicide Squad, and the fact that the new Joker sounds exactly like Ed Wood. 

In this episode the team chats about everything from Christian Lattner, to Marlon Brando, and the Daredevil show on Netflix. Lots of random chatter. 30% of it mildly interesting. Guaranteed.