Fat Vampire
- Author: Adam Rex
- Narrator: Kirby Heyborne
- Publisher: HarperCollins USA
- Duration: 8:26:20
Synopsis
Doug Lee is undead quite by accident—attacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts to sucking the blood of cows under cover of the night. But it's just not the same.
Then he meets the new Indian exchange student and falls for her—hard. Yeah, he wants to bite her, but he also wants to prove himself to her. But like the laws of life, love, and high school, the laws of vampire existence are complicated—it's not as easy as studying Dracula. Especially when the star of Vampire Hunters is hot on your trail in an attempt to boost ratings. . . .
Searing, hilarious, and always unexpected, Fat Vampire is a satirical tour de force from one of the most original writers of fiction today.
Chapters
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Chapter 001
Duration: 21s -
Chapter 002
Duration: 01min -
Chapter 003
Duration: 11min -
Chapter 004
Duration: 11min -
Chapter 005
Duration: 22min -
Chapter 006
Duration: 08min -
Chapter 007
Duration: 22min -
Chapter 008
Duration: 08min -
Chapter 009
Duration: 14min -
Chapter 010
Duration: 10min -
Chapter 011
Duration: 55s -
Chapter 012
Duration: 07min -
Chapter 013
Duration: 09min -
Chapter 014
Duration: 13min -
Chapter 015
Duration: 11min -
Chapter 016
Duration: 06min -
Chapter 017
Duration: 13min -
Chapter 018
Duration: 18min -
Chapter 019
Duration: 05min -
Chapter 020
Duration: 25min