Potato: A Talk Show About Anything And Everyhing Potatoes

Your potato aficianados come at you with a sleeper intereting episdoe with real actual educational value (note, we are not experts, just fans). We learn about second crop potatoes (first crop, too) while trying to figure out how they stack against second wave ska and emo revival. Kyle also talks a whole lot about the Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons video came series and reveals that he would, in fact, enjoy drinking an ice-cold Natty on occasion.

We're taking this one on the road! Torture! Live! With potatoes! Just kidding, this episode is about huge Nascar fan and comedian Ron White, whom Kyle has never heard of and spends the entire episode trying to figure out who he is while comparing him to Dane Cook. New non-torture bits include Cem's Tea Time and Matt dragging us all in the gutter. Fun fact- this episode was supposed to come out before Ron White's birthday and we were gonna send it to him as a gift. Too late now! Stay starchy my friends!

This episode is about Rösti, a Swiss sauteed potato dish and not a Danish or Dutch plastic company nor some fucked up misogynist term. Kyle, aka Spudly Dudly Do Right is too roasted to really function and totally blows Cem's flow, but Matt saves the day by inventing (appropriating) a new way to smoke a blunt.

Your spud buds take on everyone's favorite British breakfast food - Tatey Scones. We've never heard of it either. Mystery spud Brendan makes a guest appearance as we bash British cuisine, read pronounciation poems, and try to determine who is the British Nicholas Cage. We also make an outline for National Treasure 3 - British style. Tetra shows up again. Sorry.

This episode is nominally a Halloween episode about a delicious sounding Maori potato bread, but in classic form, it just devolves into your Spuddy Buddies talking about cannibalism, ivory soap, and trick or treating advice. Matt and Kyle share their wedding crashing tips, and Cem reads a poem by the Brothers Grimm. Send your questions, comments, complaints, and potato erections to us at spudlads@gmail.com

Your spud talkin' buds are at it again- talking about Jesus and cannibalism! Your bois are joined by special guest, Jim Jambalam who used to work with five Franks, and get into the nitty gritty of bread distribution, sex in box trucks, and how to achieve the Golden Roll. Also, this episode is about Martin's Potato Bread. And bread distribution.

This one is about red potatoes, which are waxy and Kyle wants to vape them. We profess our love for the Barenaked Ladies and challenge any other Potato Podcasters to a fight on Facebook live. We had to obtain a cumpulsory license to publish this one! Siri guest stars, but she's not very useful.

This episode is about vichyssoise. We don't know how to pronounce it, but your spuddy buddies learned that Julia Child wrote the good book and Oprah hates it. Additionally, we rewrite Batman and Robin, and Kyle finally realizes that he can use this podcast platform to score a date. Hit him up at spudlads@gmail.com for the night of your life.

We did it again. Your spud buds read more poetry. Unfortunately, they are not in a car going to a Matchbox-20 concert. The poems are way, way better to make up for it.

The bois are joined by friends Kendall, a chemist; Chris, a brewer; and Fil, a Polak, to talk and taste vodka. Along the way, they learn that Apple Jacks don't taste like apples, people used to drink gas, and that Russians invented bootlegging. Kyle and Kendall contibute dueling recipes. Corgi Distillery, Bak's, and Grand Teton Distillery are all featured on a very special, very noisy, and kinda tipsy episode of Potato.

Rey Mysterio the Hobbit Magician joins our spud buds to discuss the primordial form of potatoes: flakes. Potato Flakes. Or granules. Along the way, we argue about cultural appropriation and realize we have now established a true blue Potato Cannon. There are lots of references to past episodes in this one- see if you can catch them all!

The dishonorable judge spud return with a vengeance to preside over a greasy potato controversy: potato pudding vs sweet potato pudding. Forget your Snack Pack BS, this is the real starchy stuff. Actually, we have no idea what either of these puddings are, so prepare for a fumbling but dramatic court drama. Also, if you sign a specific petition in blood, we may stop recording this podcast. Hang on until the end for more details!

Your spud talkin' buds realized that no one has any idea what mashed potatoes actually are, so they take a deep dive into the depths of potato history. Along the way, they meet some early tatey bois and gals, discover that English cuisine sucks (and is elitist), and Cem learns about the wonder that is a mashed potato bar. #Peru

Have you ever wondered "what is a starch anyway? Is a dog starch? What's a starch fart? Your spud-talkin' buds turn to Urban Dictionary and take you in a tour-de-force of fight culture, bear culture, and weed culture. Unqualified health advice is liberally doled out, along with the nutrition facts of human semen. Sit back and enjoy the roller coaster. Stay starchy my friends.

Our first and very possibly last live episode! The tables turn in this very special Memorial Day and 20th episode celebration- Kyle picks the topic! And because he's a sociopath, your spud talking buds spend 35 minutes eating potatoes in front of a live pool-side audience! Kyle was very drunk in this recording- play your own drinking game by taking a swig every time he says the word "palatable."

We highly advise that you smoke the fattest doober from the fattest tuber before listening to this episode, because this one is nothing but jokes. Potato jokes. Also, this episode might be offensive to Latvians- we apologize in advance

Your tatey bois have some new tatey names and talk about the invention of the vegetable peeler. Yeah. You read right. Learn about David Goodell, renaissance man, while we brainstorm a new Steven Sondheim musical. SpudNick and Mashed argue over a recipe and everything inevitably devolves into cannibalism. Again.

Your tatey bois hash some browns and learn that sometimes they contain golf balls. Kyle tweets at Drew Carey and proclaims much love for Waffle House. Matt says he'd let a Namekian pee him.

Your spud-talkin' buds have a go at Potato Bread. Sweet potatoes and bread daddies make a guest appearance. This episode marks the founding of our new hip-hop group, the Tatey Bois- on tour with Hobo Johnson this fall!

Your spud-talkin' buds tackle that hard-hitting, controversial topic: Mr. Potato head. Does he inspire cannibalism? Is he racist? Would you eat him? Find out in this banger of an episode. The first person to email us (spudlads@gmail.com) with the correct amount of times Kyle says "Mr. Angry Eyes" wins a prize!